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Welcome to the 2nd weekly issue of HOLY SHIT NEWS! I'm your fuckin' reporter madassgamer and HOLY SHIT is the news today fucked!
-Starting off with the Powerball jackpot being $949.8 Million. Holy fuck is that a lot of money! The winning numbers were announced last night, but who really gives a shit? Answer, only fuckin' dumbasses who spent their entire paycheck (or welfare money, I don't discriminate) on flimsy ass pieces of paper that could have gone into better uses such as new school text books or just wiping your ass on it. You have a better chance at getting butt fucked by a white tiger than you are winning the stupid ass lottery. What's the lesson we've learned? The lesson is STOP BUYING USELESS PIECES OF PAPER AND GET A REAL FUCKIN' JOBS YOU CUNTS!!!
-There is now a rumor going around that Apple will remove the headphone jack from their new iPhone model to which I say, WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!! Why in the FUCK would Apple do such a stupid goddamn thing! What if I want to listen to some Anal Cunt in the car without anyone bitching about my music?! What if I want to watch some Slutty McSlut hentai on the fuckin' Subway without anyone awkwardly hearing the moans n shit?! They'll probably make some stupid ass headphone accessory to buy separately or it'll be compatible with the wireless Beats headphones. Two problems with that. 1. I'm not gonna fork out another 300 fuckin' dollars or whatever the fuck on a pair of possibly cheaply made, ass sounding, overpriced fuckin' headphones to listen to some damn music! and 2. The Beats headphones suck dick! They're overpriced, overrated, and they have too many goddamn problems! I'm a fuckin' Bose guy, not a Beats guy you faggots! If the rumor is true, then Apple can FUCK OFF!
-Speaking of phone's, Sony's Xperia T3 phone pulled a "Michael Bay" on a guys hand while he was texting his girlfriend and had to get treatments for burns. This... THIS is some HOLY SHIT News! Or is it? My guess is that the phone probably had a Lithium Ion battery in it. Don't FUCK with them the wrong way, because if you do, you're FUCKED! Charge the cunts for to fuckin' long, they blow up! Then again, too many fuckin' phones today are SHITTY! What the fuck ever happened to the Motorola Razr's and the Nokia's. Go back to that shit!
-The final report for the techno fuck fest extravaganza for today is Microsoft fixing a "stuttering video" problem caused from an update. I don't know what the fuck to say about this shitty shitfest of shit! It's called an UPDATE, not a fuckin' glitch pack you lazy fuckers! You know you've fucked up to shit when you need an UPDATE to fix the fuckin' UPDATE that was supposed to UPDATE the fuckin' console! Microsoft has been FUCKED for as long as I can remember. Update problems, spying on your fuckin' ass, the creation of Windows ME, Vista, and 10, the RRoD, the whole Xbone shit, the shit list of dumbass moves goes on! Microsoft, quit eating the paint chips and hire SMART people instead of a bunch of lazy, incompetent, dumbasses to complete consumer products and maybe people will love you again!
This is madassgamer signing the hell on off!
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Re: HOLY SHIT NEWS! #2
I don't know about the headphone jack, but it's obviously time to look for specialty brands with sufficient returns.
I don't know about Sony smartphones, but it's obvious that it's not adept enough in such productions.
I don't know about Microsoft, but it's obvious that there are blunders clocking back productivity. At least Linux and BSD is worth a try?
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The state of Washington is to determine a proposal stating the strippers' bills of rights. It's obvious that the red light district in all its seedy white, grey, gray, and black glory, feeds and thrives on exploitation, gang association/assembly, and commodities. Strip bars are probably just the surface. You don't know who's who or who did what. Red light district isn't really police area, it's more likely crime area. Since when a bill of rights is going to be enough against criminal tendencies? With crime, of course there be gangs. Trafficking could be a potential of chattel/property commodity than human recognition. With that kind of mentality, I can't say there be a hestitation. There's no telling if this set of rights will actually do anything. Gang-related self-victimization or frameup is just waiting to happen. It might just be an obstruction of justice and criminal coverup for more red light district business and activities.
Crowd vandalizes a company's self-driving car. Probably a reaction to a person who got hit by one. There's probably a panic about the car being in a undesignated zone and time frame. I was hoping for more of a societal revolt against automation. It's about bringing people back to power, I think you know what I mean. Otherwise, alarm efforts (like a truck or bus backing up, but it is considered public transporation, lol) will be made.
Mother accidentally put baby in hot oven. Baby died from suffocation, overheat, and probably burns. Maybe the mother suffers from motherhood distress. Some might want to put away parental responsibility. Either ways, that baby is going to an orphanage for adoption. SHOCK SONG COMING UP!!! :D
Swiss ski resorts are getting banny about its Israelis tourist visitors over theft incidents. The exception are Orthodox Jews. Hey, the Swiss are committed to neutrality, UN rules, and finishing schools. Somebody gotta protect the refined ladies.
Michigan city to defend against Arabphobic and Islamophobic rhetoric while a Israel-Hamas war hostage crisis is going on. I say ad hominen out of line, plus Israel have already meted out priorities. The incumbent may run on limited terms, just like Obama. May law enforcement, posse comitatus, vigilantes, UN, and OPEC do what they can to mitigate such situations.
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Let us not forget about Riddle of Steel/Riders of Doom, lol. Sorry, Runescape, Golden Axe, and Death Adder, this is most likely the predecessor, the canon, so let us give our regards. OPERAAA! But yeah, I think I would try a classical chorus 3:30 ~ 3:36 start sequence rendition. It's not going to be easy though.
Riddle of Steel/Riders of Doom - Conan the Barbarian Theme (Basil Poledouris)
I like 1:56 ~ 3:12, it's the holy chant, but 1:08 ~ 3:12 and 0:00 ~ 3:12 is good too. The entire works with a transition, even though I may not be ready for its flow. Battle of the Mounds, Part 1 - Conan the Barbarian Theme
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Re: HOLY SHIT NEWS! #2
It's the pulp fiction watercolor or paint style, I guess. I almost forgotten to mention this song. In some ways, it can be the best Conan riffs.
I like 1:56 ~ 3:12, it's the holy chant, but 1:08 ~ 3:12 and 0:00 ~ 3:12 is good too. The entire works with a transition, even though I may not be ready for its flow. Battle of the Mounds, Part 1 - Conan the Barbarian Theme
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I'm trying i'm trying~ i'm making I'll try too slowly up my posting. At least once a day for a bit. Then I'll up that too twice, then four, then 8 and so on. Until eventually I wake up one morning and find out that I am actually an Idiot hero. On some quest too cheat on his gf or raise affection of 5 women who conveniently live in my the same dorm as me. In which I only have 100 days to seduce them all.
Remon wrote:
Now we can dominate the porn industry, camera industry, AND the world!
YomToxic wrote:
YOU BETTER STAY ALIVE OR ELSE I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND RAPE YOU DEAD.
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Re: HOLY SHIT NEWS! #2
I almost forgot, for the belated Valentine's Day, here's the Insane O Flex!
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It comes to my attention that there are now youtube anime ads for War of Thunder. I understand there was Touhou shump, Gundam/Windom, and Kantai Collection. I even understand skins, models, and other mod assets for Team Fortress (Mimi Sentry models) and the game itself. 3D modeling, decal, aircraft livery portfoilio.
What I don't understand is the loud beeping speaker in such a format. Maybe a little public article/film mention is okay. A tagging graffiti on something in a game, np. The ads, even though the main focus is modding, are totally bad vibes. I'm not sure how is this going to water down the nature of this vehicular combat game. The main Pacific policy for the postwar and Cold War period is to attempt ceasefire and try to mend any derivative conflict from the great wars. I'm getting hunches that Ukraine is trying to market/acquire Youtube because of the sound U. I also getting ideas that somehow, Ukrainian women are being used for marketing/public relations/diplomacies to promote Ukrainian agendas. Example would be news press publication circulating Ukrainian instance in some way. My fear is that Ukrainian sparrows are inducted into sexpionage campaign in manga and anime. I have an subconcious assumption that AIDs and the coronavirus are actually prevention/containment/isolation/suppression/oppression weapons/means/resorts to overturn Ukrainian/enemy subversion, but that's just a thought. As for promoting War of Thunder, it may not have bias, but it could have repercussions. The use of anime ads is just sales talk, but sales talk about the game. Normally, the game itself does not higlight such notions, even though it could provide plenty of creativity and customization. Still, War of Thunder boasts real-time action with mechanized units as well as historical/cultural associations. If the U.N. and Olympics have anything to say about it, the game could be detrimental to their goals. Given the wars between Russia and Ukraine as well as Israel and Palestine, who in their right liveful mind would continue the impoverishment? I couldn't think these assumptions outside of sick, evil, vile, and usurpering. It's about to wake up with a survival contingency insurance/plan.
I would say to resist such indirect and subtle military marketing as much as possible. I don't know who cast such influences, but I would refer them as arrogance and hubris that will sacrifice this world for their pursuits. Yeah, the economy is going down. Yeah, people are desperate to drag islander victims and regional neighbors down. Yeah, it's time for religious and regional survival!
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In summary, I hope Japan or any of the like isn't going to be Ukraine. If that is the case, well, Russia herself will settle this will permanently.
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Oh, and for those 'conservatives' who proclaim to know what they're fucking doing? Who wrote up the Israel Anti-Boycott Act and Combating BDS Act? It was the Republican side. I respect last rites, but I swore there was a ideal American mentality all along. Guess I was wrong.
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Sometihng something about reelection of Biden vs Trump.
The US can get riled up about George Floyd, police brutality, and shit like that. People lose it. I don't know about what's going down, but for sure, a contingency plan would be good. I would say that the federal states would organize its own regional coalitons and relationships should the United States breakup into a political shitbath. Policy clearance in background checks would be better!
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One glaring topic would be the Israel Anti-Boycott Act and Combating BDS Act. It needs to be rid of, or at least reinterpreted by state/region/coalition law. For instance, the state would honor businesses contributing to the wall or occupation, but does not have to enforce suppression of victims. For one act is a tenfold. Of course, a state could secede (temporarily?) and join forces with neighboring states/countries. No one said you have to fight it out alone. \ But yeah, maybe it's time to flood the unjustice system with Latino freedom immigrants. Also a good idea.
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There was supposedly an attack on the Pinic play on the Crocus City Hall attack. I think it was an inside job to obstruct any more big names to speak out about the war. Of course, there is also a Russian rapper that may want to damper on the band for fame and reasons.
I heard there was an attack on a rave party somewhere in the near east. Parties are occurrences, but to celebrate occupation conquest over Palestine is just uncalled for. It would be imprudent to flaunt arrogance. I don't care if the events are unofficial. To encourage or incite violence would be imminent action. Maybe if there was a modest diplomatic approach/direction, but the cards are a great gamble.
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In the light of hampering subjugation, it is not the fear or frameup/self-victimization that is the attack itself, but the context in incitement/temptation of violence/deprivation as the attack.
Hate speech, or rather, imminent action and/or endangerment, which brings inflammatory speech into acts of violence/deprivation.
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People who say they are scared, afraid, and self-victimizes, must prove they are discouraging violence, not escalating violence. Otherwise, they be accused of violence/deprivation rhetoric.
I know it's sometimes hard to prevent or mitigate violence/deprivation, but sometimes non-violent/non-deprivating peace can be a good thing.
Yes, deprivation could be violence because it could torture/terminate lives.
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Speaking of violence social issues, nonviolence, and hypocrispy, I have recalled that Japan tried to use nonviolence laws. No sovereign is by wholly perfect, that is true. If it is true that Japan championed nonviolence to the highest degree, then perhaps what it can do about Sun Myung Moon's incitement and self-victimization campaigns? Would his campaign be in violation to its nonviolence laws? Would his campaign, despite being a hail from his imperial years, be in conflict with post-war efforts? I would like to bury these thoughts in the layers of history, but that relic is still pretty much active after the war.
Of course, people can just write off Sun Myung Moon as a current peace advocate, but the tribunals do not recognize this former imperial agent. Lack of security on details would allow encouragement to pursue violent means. An example would be Soon Ja Du, whose influence may have instilled people to follow suit.
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Re: HOLY SHIT NEWS! #2
I couldn't say if that be rape or adultery/fornication. Details, details.
I was looking at the NAFTA and USMCA agreements. It's like the American version of the EU. So far, things don't look too well (due to Cold War [or something else] differences). I don't think there's shared interests at the moment.
We all know these papers ain't mean a driving force, but at the very least, it would be rational and convenient to consider such plans.
Who knows, maybe we can get matador and running of the bulls events. Sounds Olympian, sounds blood sport, sounds fun.
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