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Post An ode to all the Waifus out there...
This one goes out to all you 2D lovers out there.

A quick little collaboration between my acting friend and I... I did the lyrics, he was cool enough to provide the vocals AND music. He's also resonsible for a bunch of the references too, some of which range from easy to really obscure.

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All my girls be 2D
cartoons comics movies
games and even illustrations
doesn't matter they're all fine!

Figures all on display
of my harem ladies
with all of these girls in my room
I can hardly sleep at night!

Yo I'm never alone, I got a million little sisters
milfs and childhood friends, and some other random bitches
that are from another town, school or maybe even galaxy
it's hard to recall with the class president all over me

going down downtown always all the time
don't matter if you're an idol or the girl next door it's fine
'cause I'm not picky not one bit don't matter if you've got tits
delicious flat chests are the shit! (preach!)

Twin-tails, zettai ryouiki (I'd hit it!)
busty meganeko with an ahoge (I'd hit it!)
height-challenged tsundere with no chest (I'd hit it!)
foxy kemonomimi lady (I'd hit it!)

robo-maid from the distant future (I'd hit it!)
impossibly cute little sister (I'd hit it!)
obsessive crazy crush with a hacksaw (I'd hit it!)
long-haired hottie with a dick (I'd- what?!)

All my girls be 2D
real ones repulse me
my ds girlfriend gives me love
plus she'd never cheat or lie

You can't call me ronery
'cause my one and only
doesn't actually belong to
me because of copyright!

got so many homemade bentou I'mma build myself a castle
big enough to hold my figures and games and even my harem
but if I had to choose just one then of course it's my collection
I'll just visit all my ladies at the school that I'm attendin'

unless I'm cuttin' class, then you'll find me on the roof
while my tonuge is on the roof of this girl who's pretty cute
or I'm sleepin' with the nurse, in her office 'cause I'm sick
got a real bad case of sexy and cure's to suck my-

Cocky sporty short-haired tomboy (I'd hit it!)
lonely reading girl in the corner (I'd hit it!)
always-late no homework numbnut (I'd hit it!)
senpai, kouhai, classmate (I'd hit hit!)

light music club's guitarist (I'd hit it!)
cute ghost haunting school grounds (I'd hit it!)
cousin who thinks she's an alien (I'd hit it!)
Girl with a bigger dick than mine? (I'd- no.)

All my girls be 2D
some are even lolis
I don't want 'em underage, I
only want 'em travel-sized

you may think it's creepy
no longer just geeky
but there's nothing wrong with short girls
other than their lack of height

If this is wrong, I don't wanna be right
in a world where I am "Lonely for life"
I'll live by my own rules, I don't really need you
Never be lonely 'cause I'll have my waifus

All my girls be 2D
They are all that I need
I've got one-hundred friends so I
never sleep alone at night!

But I'm still so lonely
However could that be?
Is it because the only one
touching me is me tonight?!

Twin-tails, zettai ryouiki (I'd hit it!)
busty meganeko with an ahoge (I'd hit it!)
height-challenged tsundere with no chest (I'd hit it!)
foxy kemonomimi lady (I'd hit it!)

Cocky sporty short-haired tomboy (I'd hit it!)
lonely reading girl in the corner (I'd hit it!)
always-late no homework numbnut (I'd hit it!)
senpai, kouhai, classmate (I'd hit hit!)

robo-maid from the distant future (I'd hit it!)
impossibly cute little sister (I'd hit it!)
obsessive crazy crush with a hacksaw (I'd hit it!)
albino submarine captain (I'd hit it!)

light music club's guitarist (I'd hit it!)
cute ghost haunting school grounds (I'd hit it!)
cousin who thinks she's an alien (I'd hit it!)
drug-addled cat fairy girl (I'd hit it!)

Even if they're 2D
Even if they're 3D
I will never ever get to
touch a girl while I'm alive

Even if they're 2D
Even if they're 3D
I will never ever get to
know real love is like...

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Post Re: An ode to all the Waifus out there...
;_;


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My first meeting with you was in a small room full of boxes
Your spectacled eyes were shining with anticipation
After that, one month passed...
...the two of us alone all day long
Even though I am from a different world,
you were so kind to me.

I'm so sorry, I can't get outside the screen
I am a two-dimensional girl
No matter how strong my feelings,
I can't be touched by you.

I'm so sorry, I can't tell you my real feelings
I am a two-dimensional girl
I can only talk to you through predetermined lines
But what I want to get across to you is how glad I am that we have met.

The first time you showed me your love was through your save files
You didn't cheat on me with other girls, you looked only at me
After that, one month passed...
...and your feelings moved to another game you pulled out of a box and began to install.

That's right, huh? Games have an ending...
I am a two-dimensional girl
No matter how much I may yearn for you,
the moment you get tired it's over.

I'm so sorry, I was just dreaming
I am a two-dimensional girl
I wanted to experience happiness with you in the outside world...
even if only a moment.

But at least remember me, OK?
Just how glad I am that you loved me.

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Post Re: An ode to all the Waifus out there...
omg miku. This is almost like the opposite side of the spectrum from "Motte Shite Yo!".

This girl needs to take a que from (Un)BalNz'D's bORDERS:

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flipside.h wrote:
omg miku. This is almost like the opposite side of the spectrum from "Motte Shite Yo!".

This girl needs to take a que from (Un)BalNz'D's bORDERS:

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Already got that, lol..

I still wonder, you know. From where this mystical weapon of legend can be acquired.

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Mystical weapon?

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Miku. I've been wondering where I could find her.

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Post Re: An ode to all the Waifus out there...
Miku isn't a weapon! She's not a clone-bio-weapon like Black Rock Shooter or anything, she's just a girl from a future where fun is dead, so she came to sing here.

Or something like that.

For music, just look up Miku Hatsune, or any of the other VOCALOIDs. If you're looking for specific artists who utilize the VOCALOIDs in their work, look up kz/livetune, ryo/supercell, lamaze, wowaka, baker, or Dixie Flatline to start you off.

If you're looking for the actual software, then I can't help you there.

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Post Re: An ode to all the Waifus out there...
flipside.h wrote:
Miku isn't a weapon! She's not a clone-bio-weapon like Black Rock Shooter or anything, she's just a girl from a future where fun is dead, so she came to sing here.

Or something like that.

For music, just look up Miku Hatsune, or any of the other VOCALOIDs. If you're looking for specific artists who utilize the VOCALOIDs in their work, look up kz/livetune, ryo/supercell, lamaze, wowaka, baker, or Dixie Flatline to start you off.

If you're looking for the actual software, then I can't help you there.


;_;
Such a sad story. All I wanted was to buy the real software.

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Post Re: An ode to all the Waifus out there...
VOCALOID is a japanese-only vocal synth program. Even if you were to somehow find a way to order it (which would probably cost an arm, leg, and left nut/ovary), the entire user interface is in japanese, and you'd have to have a working understanding of romaji to actually get any of them to sing...

It's really not worth the effort unless you have an active interest in music...

... also, people like (Un)BalNz'D who try using the software to craft english songs are complete masochists.

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flipside.h wrote:
VOCALOID is a japanese-only vocal synth program. Even if you were to somehow find a way to order it (which would probably cost an arm, leg, and left nut/ovary), the entire user interface is in japanese, and you'd have to have a working understanding of romaji to actually get any of them to sing...

It's really not worth the effort unless you have an active interest in music...

... also, people like (Un)BalNz'D who try using the software to craft english songs are complete masochists.


Stubborn artists, eh? I can.... relate... :P

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