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Universal Law #1: No uploading and display of child pornography (gb/2/derkastan), planning of terrorism (gb/2/derkastan), uploading malware (gb/2/shitty ads), engaging in pyramid scam shit (gb/2/nigeria), and/or engaging in fraud(gb/2/nigeria). Not our fault if the FUCKING PARTYVAN drives up your bunghole.

Universal Law #2: No spamming anywhere outside General Spam. You WILL get nega-dollars for your trouble, and your account may be vandalized. Further, any use of automated posting scripts and/or KBW to flood/spam the forum and affiliated chats will have your offending posts deleted along with bans of ever increasing length. Adbots may find themselves forcefully sexed during passing hour - do not worry, this is protocol.

Universal Law #3: Please keep posts relevant to the board/thread in question (eg. serious discussion on General Serious). Also, with the exception of posts on General Spam, please try to give your posts substance. Pissing is only allowed in specified pissing zones, like your uncle's treehouse. Half-thoughts and spam in non-spam zones makes Uncle Hanzo sad. You wouldn't make uncle Hanzo sad... would you? (You monster, frisbee!)

Universal Law #4: Necromancy is a legal practice. Feel free to reanimate any thread on this forum - as long as you have something good to say (eg. new info, taking part in forum games, RPing, answering requests, etc).

Universal Law #5: Check your bullshit, drama, and moral faggotry at the door, especially IRL instances of these things. Failure to follow this guideline may mean that the consequences will never be the same.

The following laws/guidelines are (loosely) enforced around here.

1) Signatures must not offend your grandmothers teeth, any signatures found in violation of this rule will be placed in front of a hot dog stand and put to work for 10 cents an hour.

2) Wild leopluradons will be found swimming around in General Spam, if you value your near unbreakable virginity, do not feed the clouds.

3) People new to the introduction alley may find themselves in contact with a catgirl of the insane variety, if this happens, IMMEDIATELY attempt to secure your ability to live.

4) Elderly users may find unexpected tornadoes around Tokyo University, your best precaution against these, is to expect them.

5) Flaming is not grounds for banning. If someone offends you, yell/laugh at them right back! Throwing shoes during flame wars is also encouraged.

Please enjoy our lovely forum, if you find yourself unsatisfied with what we have to offer, kindly get fist-fucked by Asuka Langley Soryuu.



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