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SexyLilSeaOtter
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Long story short
i gave a coworker a ride home only to find out she was a lesbian and not into dudes.
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Shocksock
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Re: Long story short
I'm guessing you tried or atleast gave the impression you where gonna put the moves on. Sounds funny I demand more info.
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Desmond
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Re: Long story short
Take her home, then let her ride you.
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SexyLilSeaOtter
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Re: Long story short
when she said she had a girlfreind i asked her if she was Bi she never gave me a answer just a smile and no i wasnt going to put the moves on her i was going to wait for her to put the moves on me. Im lazy like that
_________________ Have a baby by me baby, be on welfare. Beautiful girls, all over the world, I'm hung like a slinky let's go and get real kinky. I said you can have whatever you like, as long as its off the dollar menu bitch.
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cluelessfurball
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Re: Long story short
SexyLilSeaOtter wrote: i gave a coworker a ride home only to find out she was a lesbian and not into dudes. No. Actually I think she just said that because the fact you gave her a drive home thinking that would get you laid, made her think you where very creepy/pathetic. If this is the way you ussually treat women, Id imagine this sort of situation happens really often.
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SexyLilSeaOtter
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Re: Long story short
actually she complimented about me not being like those moron black dudes you see on tv witch i gotta admit some bitches are dumb enough to fall for that but i wasnt even offering her a ride home for hopes of geting laid in the first place.she wasnt really my type anyways but im not picky.
_________________ Have a baby by me baby, be on welfare. Beautiful girls, all over the world, I'm hung like a slinky let's go and get real kinky. I said you can have whatever you like, as long as its off the dollar menu bitch.
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Hammm
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Re: Long story short
You and I seem to have the exact same problem; we like too many lesbians
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Sat Mar 28, 2009 8:54 pm |
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SexyLilSeaOtter
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Re: Long story short
dont get me wrong i think lesbians are Gods greatest mistake but i wish they would all have a bit of Bi in them
_________________ Have a baby by me baby, be on welfare. Beautiful girls, all over the world, I'm hung like a slinky let's go and get real kinky. I said you can have whatever you like, as long as its off the dollar menu bitch.
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shiya637
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Re: Long story short
a few girls i knew back then still confuse me... they were lesbians then bi then straight... wtf
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Shocksock
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Re: Long story short
Although lesbians are very sexy with their action it's only good if you plan to jerk off and nothing else (can't exactly get it on can you).
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yellowrock
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Re: Long story short
SexyLilSeaOtter wrote: i gave a coworker a ride home only to find out she was a lesbian and not into dudes. just say that you are a really ugly chick
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SexyLilSeaOtter
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Re: Long story short
Shocksock wrote: Although lesbians are very sexy with their action it's only good if you plan to jerk off and nothing else (can't exactly get it on can you). thats childsplay shockshock any real man would try and jump in and join the fun. i swear to you i will turn this gay woman strait
_________________ Have a baby by me baby, be on welfare. Beautiful girls, all over the world, I'm hung like a slinky let's go and get real kinky. I said you can have whatever you like, as long as its off the dollar menu bitch.
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Shocksock
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Re: Long story short
I thought only women cause seduce on such high levels. Even thugh men can seduce aswell they should stick to rape.
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Zared Sabretooth
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Re: Long story short
Shocksock wrote: I'm guessing you tried or atleast gave the impression you where gonna put the moves on. Sounds funny I demand more info.
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