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Random Shit I made up that you can't prove I didn't.
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Xpgamer7
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Random Shit I made up that you can't prove I didn't.
Let me give you a story. I went to a firtune teller(not mispelling that) and she used her magic Fir ball to tell me her future. I asked her about mine but told me to STFU. I listened closely, and the story began. !7 years in the future, Apple's last product the Iphone 5 made them so much money they were able to override cloning law and bring back a clone of Steve Jobs with all his memories, age, and everything else intact. Oh and he's immortal. With all that power he was quickly able to buy out microsoft, Steven Hawkings Book rights, The Beatles music from Michael Jackson, and The UN. He quickly became head of the iearth, and lauched Steve missles into space, which grappled onto the corners of Space time, ripping it apart leaving only earth. In that way Steve was able to create his own Universe, made in his image. The Iniverse. at this point the lady was dead so we couldn't see much, but then Jobs created a new law determining all bodies to be shot out of Space cannons into the edge of space where they would dissintegrate into nothing. He did this using SCIENCE. Luckily as the lady's fugly corpse was being lifted out, her arm bone was jettisoned out into steve's leg by a chance gravitational error. Steve quickly had his Matrix programmers debug the code but it was too late. Steve's healing Injected the bone as part of him seeing it as human. With that we were able to see the future of Steve Jobs II and what history held in store for him. If anyone's interested I could continue this. As with everything I Improved this shit while I was writing it so It won't take long. You guys decide.
_________________ The truth to everything lies in nothing. Games are awesome Nuff Said. Fuck you all, I love you so much. Storytelling is my true love. I Thought of all of these statements in an instant. I improv so well not improving is like retarding myself. BLAH BLAH BLAH Pretentious crap, references, jokes, and contrary statements.
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Sun Feb 19, 2012 2:43 am |
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Odin Anarki
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Re: Random Shit I made up that you can't prove I didn't.
no, this is a fucking nightmare
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who149 wrote: I'm trying i'm trying~ i'm making I'll try too slowly up my posting. At least once a day for a bit. Then I'll up that too twice, then four, then 8 and so on. Until eventually I wake up one morning and find out that I am actually an Idiot hero. On some quest too cheat on his gf or raise affection of 5 women who conveniently live in my the same dorm as me. In which I only have 100 days to seduce them all.
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Re: Random Shit I made up that you can't prove I didn't.
NOOO DAFUQ
_________________ The One and Only Royal Reaper. The Sick Creation http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/588329 EHG (Ecchi Hentai God) Fuck you, im FH Royal Perverted Reaper.
I AM WALKING MADNESS. I AM NEVER ENDING CHAOS. I AM THE SICK CREATION. WITH INSANITY AS MY BEING I SHALL DROWN THE WORLD INTO HAVOC AND ENGULF IT IN DARKNESS. MY NAME IS YOSHIMOTO. THE END HAS COME!
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Sun Feb 19, 2012 3:04 am |
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Xpgamer7
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Re: Random Shit I made up that you can't prove I didn't.
Fanfiction gone wrong. It's like if the internet wasn't sex obsessed. Also I'd love to see what would happen if this was real. The mainstream dread, the underground Android attack squad. Fuck I was thinking about magicians fighting scientists when I wrote this.
_________________ The truth to everything lies in nothing. Games are awesome Nuff Said. Fuck you all, I love you so much. Storytelling is my true love. I Thought of all of these statements in an instant. I improv so well not improving is like retarding myself. BLAH BLAH BLAH Pretentious crap, references, jokes, and contrary statements.
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Sun Feb 19, 2012 3:22 am |
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TheSickCreation
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Re: Random Shit I made up that you can't prove I didn't.
Do tell me about that.
_________________ The One and Only Royal Reaper. The Sick Creation http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/588329 EHG (Ecchi Hentai God) Fuck you, im FH Royal Perverted Reaper.
I AM WALKING MADNESS. I AM NEVER ENDING CHAOS. I AM THE SICK CREATION. WITH INSANITY AS MY BEING I SHALL DROWN THE WORLD INTO HAVOC AND ENGULF IT IN DARKNESS. MY NAME IS YOSHIMOTO. THE END HAS COME!
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Re: Random Shit I made up that you can't prove I didn't.
The battle was difficult - but the stalemate held. The iphone 5 world hijack was a bungle. However, we have taken heavy losses. The stars in the night sky, once a constellation of infinity, is now only a few shining points of light.
Who knows what will happen in the future. Field commander Yomuchan, signing out.
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Re: Random Shit I made up that you can't prove I didn't.
continue the story
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