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「H A N Z O」
ANTI-POPE
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 STORY TIME SIT THE FUCK DOWN NIGAZ I'MA READ Y'ALL A STORY YO0YOYOYOYOYOYO.
Once upon a time, in the land of general spam, THERE WAS A PENIS COMET. This PENIS COMET perplexed the people of GENERAL SPAM so much that they one day RIPPED THE TONGUES OUT OF THEIR FIRST BORN SONS. The first of these were that one that THERE person AirMan, and thus he would BE KNOWN as AirMan THE TONGLUESS FRREEEEEAAKK.
One day AirMan THE TONGUELESS FREEEEAAAK got into a fight with a young man named Shortpenguin THE MAN WITH A TONGUE WHERE A TONGUE SHOULD NOT BE. They fought for days, both using their OCTOFUCKERPOTATOCANNONS on each other repeated times. In the end, the last man standing was SATAN OR NEUPARPLE WHEN HE STOLE THEIR EYES.
And that children IS WHY YOU NEVER FUCKING TRUST SWEDEN.
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Ringed with the azure world he stands
Emperor of the sky
Lord of the ocean
The very image of a king
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Shortpenguin
Level 21
| Posts: 2162 |
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Re: STORY TIME Damn it Parpol, I need those to see!
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In The Words of A.A. Milne, "Get Out of My Chair Dill-hole!"
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| Thu Jun 07, 2012 6:01 pm |
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AirMan
Level 5
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Re: STORY TIME Proceed.
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Odin Anarki
ℱᒪ૪ᓰﬡᘐ ᖘ⋒ᖇᖰᒪᙓ ᖘᙓﬡᓮᔕ
| Posts: 19749 |
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Re: STORY TIME Storytime, is my favorite time
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who149 wrote: I'm trying i'm trying~ i'm making I'll try too slowly up my posting. At least once a day for a bit. Then I'll up that too twice, then four, then 8 and so on.
Until eventually I wake up one morning and find out that I am actually an Idiot hero.
On some quest too cheat on his gf or raise affection of 5 women who conveniently live in my the same dorm as me.
In which I only have 100 days to seduce them all.
Remon wrote: Now we can dominate the porn industry, camera industry, AND the world! YomToxic wrote: YOU BETTER STAY ALIVE OR ELSE I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND RAPE YOU DEAD.
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| Fri Jun 08, 2012 7:10 am |
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Shortpenguin
Level 21
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Re: STORY TIME Hanzo's stories are my favorite.
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In The Words of A.A. Milne, "Get Out of My Chair Dill-hole!"
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| Fri Jun 08, 2012 11:33 pm |
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Zweihart
Level 22
| Posts: 2276 |
| Joined: Wed Dec 28, 2011 12:39 am |
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Re: STORY TIME Archived.
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Pantsman
Level 39
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Re: STORY TIME Where the fuck is parpol.
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Yeap.
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Shortpenguin
Level 21
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Re: STORY TIME Running around stealing eyeballs.
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In The Words of A.A. Milne, "Get Out of My Chair Dill-hole!"
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| Sun Jun 10, 2012 12:20 am |
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Odin Anarki
ℱᒪ૪ᓰﬡᘐ ᖘ⋒ᖇᖰᒪᙓ ᖘᙓﬡᓮᔕ
| Posts: 19749 |
| Joined: Fri Mar 04, 2011 9:57 pm |
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Re: STORY TIME i see hes stolen your pupils
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who149 wrote: I'm trying i'm trying~ i'm making I'll try too slowly up my posting. At least once a day for a bit. Then I'll up that too twice, then four, then 8 and so on.
Until eventually I wake up one morning and find out that I am actually an Idiot hero.
On some quest too cheat on his gf or raise affection of 5 women who conveniently live in my the same dorm as me.
In which I only have 100 days to seduce them all.
Remon wrote: Now we can dominate the porn industry, camera industry, AND the world! YomToxic wrote: YOU BETTER STAY ALIVE OR ELSE I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND RAPE YOU DEAD.
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Cloud
Leopluradon
| Posts: 567 |
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Re: STORY TIME Parpol x:
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Pantsman
Level 39
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Re: STORY TIME I am her pupil!
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Yeap.
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Parpol
Level 38
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Re: STORY TIME I'm fusing them TO MAEK ANIMU
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| Sun Jun 10, 2012 10:27 am |
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Orange Juice Jones
Level 26
| Posts: 4364 |
| Joined: Sun Feb 12, 2012 3:31 pm |
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Re: STORY TIME Where is that integral story elder brother image?
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The Flesh of Fallen Angels! Come to me all! Asteroth,
Beelzebub, Asmodeus, Bapholada, Lucifer, Loki, Satan,
Cthulhu, Lilith, Della! Blood, to you all!
I'm the wolf, yeah!
I am the wolf! It's close, it's coming. You have come.
The witness to the end, of time. It's now! I will rise to
her side! I don't need the words!
I'm beyond the words!
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| Sun Jun 10, 2012 9:18 pm |
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Parpol
Level 38
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Re: STORY TIME In the "not to be overused" pile.
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| Mon Jun 11, 2012 5:10 am |
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Shortpenguin
Level 21
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Re: STORY TIME That explains why Yom's always in my head.
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In The Words of A.A. Milne, "Get Out of My Chair Dill-hole!"
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