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Lime wrote:
Well I'm glad you all know what kain looks like.

Yom
So... let me get this straight.

kain is a guy who lopped off his penis, exposed himself to deadly radiation in his basement and somehow ended up in an alternate-universe called FH and the trip permenanentlyt put his gender into a rapid and uncontrollable flux?>??

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The senate does not wish to either deny or confirm this theory.


YomToxic

its true that his gender was set into an uncontrollable flux

....

its notergr true annmmeyrore

s/he learned to control it


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The senate does not appreciate too many questions and theories.

YOU SHALL BE SILENCE LIKE GALILEO



YomToxic

AHA!

SO AIAAM RIGHT!


MidnightCrewBitchqueen

Errrr I mean, you shall be silenced like Bush was silence by Iraqi reporters' flying shoes!




YomToxic
I knew that getting drunk WOULD get me somewhere....


MidnightCrewBitchqueen
CURSE YOU!


YomToxic
Problem, BA?

Sat Aug 21, 2010 9:08 am
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*Applies a Shinto curse on yoru AZN dick*

Enjoy it shrinking even smaller, MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

YomToxic

Sitting back, Yom sighed in pleasure as BA's tender hands lovingly applied the shinto moonspeak curse onto his penis. "Oh yess!!" Yom gasped, as the curse took effect, shrinking his penis to the size of a small, dried raisin. Backing up, BA realized something had gone terribly, horribly wrong.

With an evil smile, Yom scraped his nails across the head of his miniature penis, then drenched BA in a flood of semen, immobilizing her in place. It was then that she realized that the shinto curse did indeed shrink Yom's penis, but had left his nerves unchanged, giving the head of his penis the sensitivity of a hundred clitorises.

"Let's add another layer to this cake..." Yom crooned, as he prepared to unload another bucketful of white gunk on the helpless shrine maiden.

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*phases out and the semen splatters to the ground.*

Do you really think you can get so easily the person who managed to resist all of CBP's rape attempts?

As for your... sensitivty....

*Taserguns Yom's nervebomb*
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Touche.


YomToxic: I wasn't going to rape you. I was going to bake a cake.

BWAHAHAHAAAAHHAHAHAA!!.

As the twin contacts of the taser hit Yom's tiny penis, the shrine maiden smirked.
"You can't possibly rape me. I- who have resisted all of CBP's rape attempts!". she declared.

That's when she heard Yom's deranged laughter.

And then she realized that the mass of flesh that was barreling towards her was a penis.

BA quickly pulled up a Perfect Cherry Blossom Defense Gate of the Turtle barrier, but it didn't help - the huge penis ran over it like a derailed express train and forced its way down her throat. She struggled to pull away, but realized that the pulsating, smelly penis had pierced her stomach and was worming its way across her intestines.

She then felt a sudden, unnerving warmth in her lower abdomen. Looking at Yom's face, she realized he had just ejaculated inside her. That troll face of his gave it away.

Reina: :|

YomToxic: Join in?


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Despite the appearances, things were indeed hopeless, but not for the one it seemed.

with a smirk, the shrine maiden chopped the swirling member clean of a single jaw movement, the disembodied member and semen quickly dissolving due to some phenomenon unknown to the man.

"Why thank you, now I possess all I need, your DNA is mine and soon, so will be your very own body. Did you really think I was that ressourceless?"

At this point, without a doubt it became obvious, the troll had been trolled. Moreso, the troll caught in spontaneous fire.



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Wow, this is some gay ass role playin.

MidnightCrewBitchqueen
Cry me a lake.

YomToxic
"Just as pranned." the evil azn mastermind smiled, fingering the stump of his penis.

He touched a button on his coat, and BA realized it was a miniature camera.

"Now if you'r excuse me, I have to go and uproad these marverous shots to Bunbunmaru news..."

MidnightCrewBitchqueen
Go ahead, it's not like it'll make any difference.

YomToxic:
*counting the greenbacks I got from Aya.*

"Heh heh heh. Yes, they make arr the difference in the worrd."

"Your arrmpits were exposed for that one second when you cast that defensive sperr... and that one second when my oversized penis brroke your barrrier... it was arr the time I needed to take the picture. Hurr hurr hurrr!."

Narrator: And so, the troll who trolled the troll was trolled.

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TO BE CONTINUED. MAYBE.

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this was fucking hilarious, but where was that awesome picture you drew to accompany it last time

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