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Author: | Pantsman [ Mon Jul 02, 2012 4:42 pm ] |
Post subject: | FH's History. (2002-2004 / 2007-2012) |
My name is Yomuchan, (known as Yomu, YomToxic, that annoying, recurring wannabe RPG villain, Shogun Yomuchan, etc.) And on this day, Tuesday, the Third of July, year 2012AD, 6th Era of the Lord, I will begin writing down all I know of this land's great history. - For the first part of this endeavor, I made the pilgrimage to High Spamgus somewhere in 2011, an isolated palace on the summit of the the Saucemount - the highest mountain in the land, and home to the Once and Future Spam Emperor. He is millenia old; old before the ages. And he was there when the first era was young. - FH would have survived with or without Lime like how it lives without Klacid Like some sort of unholy zombie FH has always been in a constant cycle of reincarnation Exactly my point It dies, it gets remade, it dies, it gets remade I remember when it was on such a shitty server we coudent have blood in our signatures. But it was still alive. Proboards? Think so. It was the first FH I joined. See, all this beeing said, I think FH will come back to life under Lime I think he does an OK job as an admin Hanzo talks about how FH was dead before Watched I own time Signed up Someone already had the name Kenshin Raged Changed username to Hanzo Good times begin! Cept the site was dead when I got there Thats why I always think FH can come back to life at anytime The FH I got to first was like an empty shell You coudent even have blood in your sigs lol, it was a freeboard with strict moderation Me: Proboards? Sort of But crappier Yeah, I got there and the two most active members were AmSidar and Dustin lol Until I got there. And then Shocksock a week after me. Then business picked up::P Me: sO....So.... we need to summon Shocksock. Naw, you just gotta hold out until the next generation of guys get there Keep making shit and putting it up on newgrounds I mean, in order of what I remember, I got there, then Shock, then Newpurple, then PKB, then Someguy... And all the random less active members inbetween lol Oh, CBP between PKB and Someguy But Every member grows off the last sort of Just gotta wait for that one fucker interested enough I started off on FH by reading the old threads on page 40 Sorry I'm ranting like a mothefucker::P Back when I was a noob there was nothing fucking cooler than the old members coming back I figure life is just about holding the fuck out Seige mentallity FOR THE WIN What do you think Klacid was thinking Or had envisioned When he made Forkheads? Me: Remember those pre-Iown time flashes of his? Yup Me: I think he needed a place where rookie flash animators could gather, and get constructive criticism from people. I wish I could remember the proboards better Haha, a little known fact I was not the first popular spammer I can't remember the name of the first guy, except he got perma banned about a month before I arrived A martyr for the comming revolution! Ayeee, appreantly he kept doging bans for awhile Alas, Kodachi and AmSidar eventually did banish him But not his spirit! There were also two factions I can't remember what they were supposed to have been competing over Becuase when I got there both factions were dead MATTCOOL THATS HIS NAME THATS HIS FUCKING NAME THE OTHER MOD WAS MATTCOOL I've been trying to remember that for months I'll admit I dont know that one He was gone before your time amigo Its weird thinking that SLSO was around before me If I manage to get my shit together by the way, within the frame of two years If FH is still alive I'll probably have enough flash skills to contribute something of worth End interview. I returned home after that. It was an uneventful journey. - The following is a transcription of the Great Stela of the Fourth Era. It was believed lost during the 2011 Apocalypse, however, after it was found in the ruins of ??? a few days ago, it has been transcribed for easy viewing. I have made every effort to ensure that no words have been changed. There MAY be some typos. -
end of the Great Stela - Personal history accounts. Lime's Story
Desmond's story Desmond wrote: Was here since 2004... When Klacid was still quite active. I remember Dariuss (that dragon sig), Dustin(whitepower lol), Allor(horsecocks and Genjo Sanzo), hizzle (fat-ass mofo), and some other oldies like someguy and PPM. Came here just to get cheats for the simdate, but got hooked becuase of the spamming and random bashing of newbies. Supplied a lot of h-pics back then in the h-board, spammed like hell, and got appointed as a GMod before the downfall of the second FH. I remember the site having a guest forum where everyone can post, and JMJ would post random starwars gif. Also, I was spamming to get that orb that costs $2000000, and one post costs $15, while a new topic costs $30 (haha I remember the price). My cash was almost $1.6m when Klacid suddenly decided to give the orb to CBP (if I'm not mistaken), and that actually marked the end of my spamming days haha. Will be posting more once I remember more stuff, I'm at work right now, U-Verse is a bitch. SLSO speeks! SexyLilSeaOtter wrote: not sure what year i came in and i dont remember much other than allor dustin amsidar and that guy with the apple logo in his sig. i made firends with some guy who didnt stick around for long he was a table bus boy at a resteraunt if memory serves. but aside from that when i first joined i remember the orange background was there for a few months then it turned blue after a site shut down and everything was fresh start i then took that opprotunity to get into a top poster fight with amsidar, of which i won for a while but alas she took over after we could no longer F5 F5 F5 F5 spam. Amsidar though. . . . man buu miw showed me something she saw on amsidars webcam, my life was never the same. i was one scard for life 15 year old. and speaking of buu miw after she got torch and pitchforked out of FH i kept in contact with for a little while and last i remember talking to her she was getting married somewhere in florida. - Black SeiKain (aka Zweihart aka Hell Raven aka Kain aka aka aka - WARNING: MEMORY STACK OVERFLOW Zwei wrote: Yeah it was one of those big admin cold wars for control and shit. With people hiding back-up accounts with admin access and planning shit in case shit went down. Some say that this legendary shape-shifter is male. Others say she's a girl doing an Amsidar and hiding her true gender. Others say other things. But I'm writing this so I dont give an fucks. In fact, I usually shrug and say "Sure, let's go with that". Zwei has been around and seen many things. In fact, she's been here ever since the early .tk days; slowly but surely rising through the ranks until today, she serves as the co-pilot of the FH Administrative Section. Basically, if I somehow kick the bucket, and fail to respawn in a month, she and AFH gets the operations data (via dead man's hand) that will allow them to literally take over my online identity. Also known as the Steel Dragon, Zwei is a brilliant military tactician who has foiled a coup d'etat by 4Kids corporation earlier this year, and specializes in being sneaky. She also enjoys classy hentai, quality OC and shenanigans. - With FH's history and historical figures now set in stone once more, I now move to the third and last part of this book; my attempt to chronicle FH's previous eras, from the ending of Civil War Era to the beginning of the most recent era, The Civil War Era (circa Fourth Era)(2006-2007). What started as a disagreement over simple site content and rules rapidly escalated into a massive war that has torn FH asunder. Ancient records and stelae show that the original disagreement was over the the permission of certain content that the current admins believed was banned under US law. In the end, some members decided to split from the site and create a new community to 'take back what belonged to them'. In that time, the incumbent leaders of FH had grown complacent, confident that their empire would not fall. Those were dark times - but not darker than what was waiting to come. There was no Original Content, and the community was becoming stagnated. The sudden genocide on the loli was the last straw. I joined the breakaway faction in the hopes of rescuing the surviving lolis. I was branded a traitor, but as they had no actual evidence of their claim, I was allowed to live in FH as well as Kuroshare. Kuroshare was a nice place. Quiet, and a sprinkling of OC everywhere. But then, financial difficulties hit me. I dropped out of the internet for almost a year. And when I came back at long last, something terrible had happened. Kuroshare was gone - not a single trace left of their websites. Using my technological knowhow- I quickly created devices that could peer past the mists of time... and only found slivers and fragments. All I know is that they were attempting to replicate the old works, enhance and produce OC and continue the Sex Kitten Sim Date series when, without a trace, they vanished. All of them. My last known contact with one of the Kuroshare was a random blip on MSN... somewhere in 2011, with Kuro Sakura. I still visit the ruins of their sites, just to look, and remind myself of the price of failure. The civil war, was won by FH. But not without it's losses. With half the mods and admins gone, there was a power vacuum. There began, the Sunset. (2008-2010) Black Sat Aug 16, 2008 11:58 pm You Keep Asking, So I'm Just Going To Make An Announcement. If This Doesn't Work, I Might Have To Move It To The Portal. If That Doesn't Work, I Might Have To Type It Out In The Header. If That Doesn't Work, I'll Dedicate An Entire Forum With The Topic As The Title At The Top Of The Board. If That Doesn't Work, I'll Mass Email You All Again. If That Doesn't Work, FUCK YOU. An Administrator (Not Mentioning Any Names.... ) Admined Volorios(AKA Psychopsymon; Please Hate On Him If You Wish) Out Of Boredom And Laziness, Who Then Admined Another Member, And They Proceeded To Fuck Up The Site. They Deleted Accounts, De-Admined/De-Modded Everyone Who Wasn't Them, Got Rid Of All 0-Post Members, Deleted Then Re-Made A New Set Of Rules, Edited Profiles, Deleted Ranks/Pictures, Finally Trying To Make The Site Their Own And Nazi-Ing Everybody Until We Finally Decided To Send In A Letter Of Complaint Out Of Utter Disgust To The Host Who In Turn Removed The Site Altogether. That's The Mess Of It. So Now We're Back Here. Don't Get On My Case For Anything Because I'm Done Ranting. - The power vacuum was more devastating than the civil war. The Dark years, were an ominous preview of things yet to come. But then, Lime, came to the rescue, averting Apocalypse for a few precious years. He helped create forkheads.net. It lasted for a while, until Apocalypse. Some say that Apocalypse truly began when the site's layout changed to something seriously cluttered. Others says that Apocalypse was ordained by Klacid, whom we had forsaken in hubris. I do not know. But on a quiet, breezy afternoon, it began. Apocalypse (August 2011 to January 2012) I cannot bear to write just how and why the causes of this terrible disaster came to be, for the scars still burn in my soul. Friends fought and they bled and they died. It was then, I knew. It was the end of an era. Things would never be the same. The escalation came to a head between disagreements, hosting payment and petty rivalry and all of this driven by people being broke. Despite Lime's best efforts to avert disaster, on the 17th of December, 2011, the domain expired. No words could describe the terror and despair I felt that day. Everything I cherished, gone - all the posts, gone. Everything, gone. Nothing, but 'domain expired', The words hanging there, burning, like a death sentence. Sometimes, I still have nightmares of it. So, after an initial moment of sorrow, I set out to right this great horror. And on January 1, 2012, I somehow scraped together the funds I needed, and saved this site from oblivion's jaws. Apocalypse was averted once more. A new era had begun. I'm gonna do my best. Y/ - 10:33 AM 18-May-2014 We've been around for a long time, haven't we? Let's take a headcount of how many places we've all been to. AusISP FH, Forkheads.tk, forkheads.biz, forkheadsforumarena, forkheadsreloaded, forkheads1942, insanitylairbbs, forkheads.fr-bb.com, tdforums.iowoi.org, gtfomyinternets.forumotion.com, fh4ever, and finally forkheads.net. 12 incarnations since 2003. We must be one hell of a tough bunch. |
Author: | shiya637 [ Mon Jul 02, 2012 5:32 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: FH's History. (2002-2004 / 2007-2012) |
kitty really happy to take part of it >^-^< sry i could not say as to what happened between 2004-2007 since i was not a part of it until end of 2007 |
Author: | shiya637 [ Mon Jul 02, 2012 5:34 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: FH's History. (2002-2004 / 2007-2012) |
correction 2006. i may have been a member sooner than that but only for the cheat codes. i didn't really join in conversations til later. sometime before turning either 20 or 21. been so long that i can't remember how far back that was |
Author: | Pantsman [ Mon Jul 02, 2012 5:46 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: FH's History. (2002-2004 / 2007-2012) |
20. |
Author: | shiya637 [ Mon Jul 02, 2012 9:36 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: FH's History. (2002-2004 / 2007-2012) |
lol so that would be 2006...it really is too bad that my old laptop that i had used at that time broke down on me along with all that went on during that time...i can remember some of the stuff 1. meldecite - sweet young girl. everyone adored her as much as they adored buu miw and me. even crimson wanted a piece of her. but as being the ultimate catgirl i won her heart. she even confessed to me her real name through PM. it was like a sacred love between two catgirls. i very much took her under my wing, not letting anyone take her with perhaps the exception of hizzle. but in due time mel had also disappeared from the site. but i was able to keep in touch with her through facebook. she's alive and well going through school and happy with her long time boyfriend. as her previous mistress i do miss having her around but i'm happy for her. 2. lil hizzle - he was well known as being the pimp of the site and in irl. he was also the main creator of the infamous "Savious Catgirl Mansion/Club". many nights we held parties, bringing such vivacious life into the mansion that would sooner or later only become of the past. PKB often left dead bodies in the fridge during those parties which took time to be put in the basement for his pleasure. as catgirl i entertained the men serving drinks and dancing. the parties were well known to last for many hours every night until we exhausted ourselves. his popularity was as high as crimson's, mainly with all the females of course. when crimson was not on, he took the chance to be with the girls. 3. buu miw - she showed up around the same time as i did. like me, she also was preyed upon by the guys. amsidar saved her at the same time as she did for me. but sadly it would not work. she too was raped. but later crimson had his eyes mainly set on me and left buu miw alone. she also went under my wing during the times amsidar could not take on the protective role. before fading into the background she had made a picture drawing collaboration of all the members for my birthday. during this time, the week prior to my birthday i had been in the hospital which i mentioned to everyone. it was a gift i would never forget and truly thankful for. 4. will - he was as young as meldecite. a true sweetheart. he often helped out with the site and quite the joker. he knew how to make me laugh and smile especially during my down days. both him and lime often worked together to do their best when things were taking a toll on the site. he too vanished in due course. as of the present his situation is very much like mel's --- in school and happy with a wonderful girlfriend. 5. neko takkun - ah one of the other catboys besides PKB. he wasn't on the site as much though. he and i paraded throughout the site like two cats in love, ignoring the rest of the world. i was his during those moments. he was younger than me but age doesn't matter as much nowadays. he worked for an anime company while living in L.A.. eventually his work would be the one thing that took him away from me. i have only heard from him once since then. he did come back for me but soon to leave again. that would be the last time to ever hear from him. hmmm i'll try to think more on this. |
Author: | shiya637 [ Mon Jul 02, 2012 9:42 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: FH's History. (2002-2004 / 2007-2012) |
oops about the picture drawing collaboration - that was actually bou (sry girl i seem to mix the two even up until now) =P 6. JP - lol another guy younger than me and worshipped me on the site as much as the others did. he sure left his mark on the site. he did just about everything as everyone else did doing whatever it took to survive in the world of FH. the boy certainly tried to steal me from the others but unsuccessfully able to. once that era was over was when he also disappeared and sadly soon to be forgotten by many (except me of course). hey yomi...do u have a copy of that picture bou made? can i have it if u do?? pls~!!! i would like to put it in my memoir |
Author: | Pantsman [ Mon Jul 02, 2012 10:10 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: FH's History. (2002-2004 / 2007-2012) |
Initializing hyperscan device. Stand by. |
Author: | shiya637 [ Mon Jul 02, 2012 10:37 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: FH's History. (2002-2004 / 2007-2012) |
omg~!!! ur awesome~!!!! thanks~!!! *hugs n kisses* |
Author: | Orange Juice Jones [ Mon Jul 02, 2012 11:10 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: FH's History. (2002-2004 / 2007-2012) |
I rise from the rubble of the old generation to take my thrown I don the tribal pant and scream into the sky The new generation is rising and I am its opening act Still I wish I could have joined the site sooner but around the 2007 to 2011 era I was in minitokyo causing hell with my merry band of fellows and it required my full attention |
Author: | shiya637 [ Mon Jul 02, 2012 11:29 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: FH's History. (2002-2004 / 2007-2012) |
truly back then was FH's greatest times ever~!!!! but once everyone moves on this site will become a mere skeleton of what was once was |
Author: | Orange Juice Jones [ Mon Jul 02, 2012 11:38 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: FH's History. (2002-2004 / 2007-2012) |
I have seen it happen before it is not a fun thing especially if you are one of the only old ones left |
Author: | shiya637 [ Mon Jul 02, 2012 11:42 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: FH's History. (2002-2004 / 2007-2012) |
mhm indeed. im doing my best to stick around until it really is completely over |
Author: | Orange Juice Jones [ Mon Jul 02, 2012 11:45 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: FH's History. (2002-2004 / 2007-2012) |
Good for you keep the dream alive girl ! |
Author: | shiya637 [ Mon Jul 02, 2012 11:47 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: FH's History. (2002-2004 / 2007-2012) |
of course! |
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