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Author:  Odin Anarki [ Fri Jul 27, 2012 2:33 am ]
Post subject:  My Ultimate Fh Tribute

MynameisYomuchan,(knownasYomu,YomToxic,thatannoying,recurringwannabeRPGvillain,ShogunYomuchan,etc.)A
ndonthisday,Tuesday,theThirdofJuly,year2012AD,6thEraoftheLord,IwillbeginwritingdownallIknowofthislan
d'sgreathistory.Forthefirstpartofthisendeavor,ImadethepilgrimagetoHighSpamgussomewherein2011,anisola
tedpalaceonthesummitofthetheSaucemount-thehighestmountainintheland,andhometotheOnceandFutureSpamEmpe
ror.Heismilleniaold;oldbeforetheages.Andhewastherewhenthefirsterawasyoung.FHwouldhavesurvivedwithorw
ithoutLimelikehowitliveswithoutKlacidLikesomesortofunholyzombieFHhasalwaysbeeninaconstantcycleofrein
carnationExactlymypointItdies,itgetsremade,itdies,itgetsremadeIrememberwhenitwasonsuchashittyserverw
ecoudenthavebloodinoursignatures.Butitwasstillalive.Proboards?Thinkso.ItwasthefirstFHIjoined.See,all
thisbeeingsaid,IthinkFHwillcomebacktolifeunderLimeIthinkhedoesanOKjobasanadminHanzotalksabouthowFHwa
sdeadbeforeWatchedIowntimeSignedupSomeonealreadyhadthenameKensh
inRagedChangedusernametoHanzoGoodtime
sbegin!CeptthesitewasdeadwhenIgotthereThatswhyIalwaysthinkFHcancomebacktolifeatanytimeTheFHIgottofir
stwaslikeanemptyshellYoucoudentevenhavebloodinyoursigslol,itwasafreeboardwithstrictmoderationMe:Prob
oards?SortofButcrappierYeah,IgotthereandthetwomostactivememberswereAmSidarandDustinlolUntilIgotthere
.AndthenShocksockaweekafterme.Thenbusinesspickedup::PMe:sO....So....weneedtosummonShocksock.Naw,youj
ustgottaholdoutuntilthenextgenerationofguysgetthereKeepmakingshitandputtingituponnewgroundsImean,ino
rderofwhatIremember,Igotthere,thenShock,thenNewpurple,thenPKB,thenSomeguy...Andalltherandomlessactiv
emembersinbetweenlolOh,CBPbetweenPKBandSomeguyButEverymembergrowsoffthelastsortofJustgottawaitfortha
tonefuckerinterestedenoughIstartedoffonFHbyreadingtheoldthreadsonpage40SorryI'mrantinglikeamothefuck
er::PBackwhenIwasanoobtherewasnothingfuckingcoolerthantheoldmemberscomingbackIfigurelifeisjustabouth
oldingthefuckoutSeigementallityFORTHEWINWhatdoyouthinkKlacidwasthinkingOrhadenvisionedWhenhe
madeFork
heads?Me:Rememberthosepre-Iowntimeflashesofhis?YupMe:Ithinkheneededaplacewhererookieflashanimatorsco
uldgather,andgetconstructivecriticismfrompeople.IwishIcouldremembertheproboardsbetterHaha,alittlekno
wnfactIwasnotthefirstpopularspammerIcan'trememberthenameofthefirstguy,excepthegotpermabannedaboutamo
nthbeforeIarrivedAmartyrforthecommingrevolution!Ayeee,appreantlyhekeptdogingbansforawhileAlas,Kodach
iandAmSidareventuallydidbanishhimButnothisspirit!TherewerealsotwofactionsIcan'trememberwhattheyweres
upposedtohavebeencompetingoverBecuasewhenIgottherebothfactionsw
eredeadMATTCOOLTHATSHISNAMETHATSHISFU
CKINGNAMETHEOTHERMODWASMATTCOOLI'vebeentryingtorememberthatformonthsI'lladmitIdontknowthatoneHewasgo
nebeforeyourtimeamigoItsweirdthinkingthatSLSOwasaroundbeforemeIfImanagetogetmyshittogetherbytheway,w
ithintheframeoftwoyearsIfFHisstillaliveI'llprobablyhaveenoughflashskillstocontributesomethingofworth
Endinterview.Ireturnedhomeafterthat.Itwasanuneventfuljourney.-ThefollowingisatranscriptionoftheGreat
StelaoftheFourthEra.Itwasbelievedlostduringthe2011Apocalypse,however,afteritwasfoundintheruinsof???a
fewdaysago,ithasbeentranscribedforeasyviewing.Ihavemadeeveryefforttoensurethatnowordshavebeenchanged
.ThereMAYbesometypos.-Spoiler:hideHanzo,theEpicThisisthestoryofHanzo,theoneandonlySpamEmperor.Theman
/beast/thingthatravagedForkheadsfor16monthsandmore.Hestartedoffasalowlynoob,unknow
ntospam,andunaware
ofit.HefrequentedthemusicboardoftheoriginalincarnationofFH,saidtohavebeenGODamongstforums,andthebegi
nningtomanyFHlegends.Somesay,thatFH'sgreatestmemberswerebornthere...Andinthatboardofmusic,hesaw,some
onedoingsomethingnew!!!!Thispersonwhyrepeatedlypostingsonglyrics!!!WHATCOULDTHISBE?!!!Hanzosaidtohim
self.Andsoon,helearnedthatitwasspam,andhesawthatitwasgood.So,hetookitastepfurtherandSPAMMEDFORKHEADS
WITHGERMANSONGLYRICS.ThosedayseveryonehatedHanzo,andHanzowasbannedmanyatimeonlytocomebackstrongereac
htime.ThosewerethedayswhenHanzobecametheSpamEmperor.ManyopposedHanzo,includingKodachi(FORKHEADS'GREA
TESTFLAMER/BITCHfromoldentimes).HanzoandKodachihadmanyencountersandfoughteachotherfiercely,andinthee
nd,HANZOPREVAILED!!!!!MonthswentbyasdidmanychallengestoHanzo'stitleandseveralreincarnationsofForkhea
ds.Allchallengerswerecrushed,includinganidiot,namedShocksock(FORKHEADS'GREATESTIDIOT,fromoldentimes)
.TherewerefewwhocouldchallengeHanzo,includingAnimeExplosionandSomeguy.Andtherewereseveralillegitimat
espamgods,namedADPandNBV,whom,noonerecognized,fortheywerecheatersinspam...Butwoeonall
greatheroes,for
Hanzogotlazy.Hisspamdeclinedinnumber,andhetooklesschallenges...FHhadlostit'sspamemperorduringit'sthi
rdorfourthreincarnation.Somesaythathewillreturn,inhisfullglory,somedoubt.ButprophetspredictthatONEDA
YHANZOWILLCRUSHALLINFIDELS!!!ANDRETURNINABLAZEOFSPAMANDGLORY!!!!!!##################################
#########################TherewasamanonthesecondorthirdreincarnationofFH(iethirdorfourthFH),whoseori
ginalnameislosttotheannalsoftime.Hewasanapologeticnoob.Andarandomoneatthat.Hewaspronetoaddingmonkeys
toposts...ItwasMADNESSwithmonkeysrunningamok...yesthoseweredaysofmanymonkeys,anda"HANZO!!!Youkilledt
heMONKEY!!!!"OnhissecondincarnationofFH,FH'sthirdorfourthreincarnation,HistoryrevealshimasAnimeExplo
sion.Thisman,thismanofmonkey-nessmadeanameforhimself,byspammingKlacid'sinbox,andbotheringhimrepeated
lytoaddhimtothecovetedgroup...thecovetedgroupthatwasapprovedforthehentaisection...AndKlaciddid...Man
yfearedthisman,andhispersistence...somesaidhehadnolife,somesaidhewascrazy...butitisconfirmedbyHanzo,
himselfthatthismanwasanadmirablespammer.AnimeExplosionhadmadehimselfintoaspamlegend,uptherewiththegr
eatHanzo,thestupidShocksock,andthefakeGodsADPandNBV.Itisnotrecordedwhen,butthislegendaryspammer,then
changedhisname...toanamethatisfearedbymany...HebecameknownasCrimsonBloodPhoenix,thusjoiningtheclubof
threeletternames.Othermembersbeing,NBV,ADP,andJMJ.Andwiththisnewtitle,cameanewfear...afearofbeingrap
ed.Hestalkedandrapedswtshiya(FH'sFIRSTANDGREATESTCATGIRL!!!!!),andmademovestowardAmsidar,whofoughtba
ck.Andhedidnotstopthere,nohecontinuedraping,bothswtshiyaandrandomnoobs...andfhwasneverthesameagain..
.manyassesbledandstilldo.CBP,wentthroughmanynamechanges,suchasCelticWaterDove,RedAlert,AbstractFusio
nGuardian,butwasalwaysthesameCBP,andalwaysreturnedtobeingCBP.Hewentontodomanygreatandinfamousdeeds,t
oomanytolist...butsadly,asdidmanygreatspammers,hewasseizedbylaziness,andtothisday,doesnotspamanymore
...butnoobiesfear,forCBPWILLRAPEJOOO.###########################################################Quee
nofFlamesIntheoldendaysoftheoriginalFHalegendaryhatewasbo
rn.Fromtheseaofdatathatistheinternet,cameag
irl,namedKodachi.Legendssaythatshewasanordinarymemberinthosedays.Sheissaidtoevenhavebeenlikeable...O
necanbarelyimagine,thishappygirlwhocametoFH,whichsheoncedescribedasGod,forwhateverGodlythemesthisanc
ientincarnationofFHhad.Itisleftforoldenmemberstoknow,andyoungermemberstoponder.Sheevenbecameoneofthe
ancientGMods,ararebrandofeliteuser.However,withthecomingofShocksock,andthenHanzo,shewasslowlycorrupt
ed.Shocksock(FH'sGREATESTIDIOT)alternatelystalkedKodachiandFlamedher,andHanzo(FH'sONETRUESPAMEMPEROR
)pissedheroffwithhisforeignlyricsspam.Itwasbecauseofthese,andFH'sdecline,thatthepoorinnocenceofthisg
irlwaswarpedintowhatisnowfearedasthegreatestflamingforceinallofFH.Itseemsthatnotallmemberswereleftun
changedbyFH'ssuddeninfluxofmemberswhowantedhentai(yes,FHwasnotalwaysabouthentai),Amsidarwasalso,ones
uchnegativelyaffectedmember.KodachiquicklymadeherselfknownasFH'scruelestmember.Manyfearedherflames,a
ndmorejoinedupinthefighttooutflameher.Butalllost...andKodachigotworseandworse.Asmoreandmoreflamersro
seuptofaceher,andmorelonelypreteens(likeshocksock)floodedherinboxwithloveletters...Kodachibeganareig
nofterrorandmod-abuse...andthusly,shewasstrippedofhermodpowers...Shortlythereafter,shestoppedfrequen
tingFH,stoppinginoccasionallyfortherandomflame,andsometimesevenforaqualityposto.O...butallrememberth
edarkdaysoffear,fromherflamesandfromherenragedbanning.Yetsomemissthosedays,ofexcitement,valor,anddan
ger...###########################################################TheAncientGMods:Fewhavesurvivedthet
estoftime.Manyoftheoriginalmembersofancienttimeshaveleft.AmongthemwereNeoBlackViper,Kodachi,Amsidar,
Buu_Miw,andJamesMikeJames.Butsomehavestayed,andhavethrived.AmongthemareAllor,ancientGModofmysteryand
horsecock,PoolPlayerMaster,SexyLilSeaOtter,andADP,GModofPimpdom.Aye,theseareararebreedofModsandmembe
rs.Fortheyar
efromancienttimes,fromwhenKlacidfirstgavebirthtoForkheads.Yeteventhemodsstrayfromourbelo
vedland.Fewknowofwhentheyactuallyjoined,andfewrememberwhentheybecamemods,butallremembertheirnames.Bu
u_Miwmistressofevil,andofkinkysexparadises.Shewasahackerextraordinareandstruckfearandaweintomanyamem
berwithherkinkytorturesanddevilishattitude.Thosewhoareunluckytomeetherwrathwillgethaxedoutoftheircom
puter.ShecannowbefoundinKuroShare,asitethatbranchedoffourown,greatForkheads...Shewasthefirstancientm
odtoleave,afterbeingfalselyaccusedofdesecratingKlacid'sgreatspamtopic,whenthenaiveBrysamwasthetruecu
lprit.BothBuuandBrysamwerestrippedoftheirpowers.NeoBlackViper,thefirstfalsespamgodanduserofbots,wasp
erhapstheamongthefirstprecursorsofthegreatForkheadsdepression.ForhewasthesecondancientGModtoleaveour
greatland.Heistheco-founderofKuroshare,oftheKuroshareincidentandFHinquisition.Kodach
i,queenofflames.
Onceanormalmember,butbecametwistedintotheevilflamingforcesheisfearedastoday.Shewitnessedherdeclineat
aboutthesametimeastheFHDepression.Butitisdebatedastowhethersheisaheorashe.Somedeemherarobot,oracreat
urethathashatredforhumans,especiallyofthoseoftheidiotvariety...butnoonereallyknows.Amsidar,mistressa
ngelmod,wastheotherco-founderofKuroshare.ShewasamongForkheads'firstgenderbenders.Inthebeginningshecl
aimedtobeaguy,forherownprotection,butlaterrevealedherselftobeagirl.Manydoubted,includingthegreatHanz
o(FH'sGREATSPAMEMPEROR),whomreferredtoherasanit.Butshesoonlivedthatdownandcontinuedbeingafairmodofli
ghtandorder.However,itisrumoredthatonceshewasagreatspammer,dubbedSpamsidar,butshedeniesthis.Andsadly
,duringthegreatFHdepression,andafterFH'sfifthgreatcrashshefrequentedFHlessandless.Themodsgatheredand
votedtostripherofherpowertopassontosomeotherworthymember,andinherrage,sheleftFHforgood(returningocca
sionallytocomplainandattempttoreformFH),andrefocusedhereffortsonKuroshare.PPMisamongtheoldestofmembe
rs,onewhowasfirstamongstthosewhocameandviewedKlacid'sgreatforkheadsduringitsbirth.LittleisknownofPPM
forhedoesnotfoolaroundasmuchastheothermods.ButheisarespectableandancientmemberoftheancientGMods.Allo

risanotheroneoftheoldestmembersofthegreatFH.Heisanothermanofmystery,saidtobeseriousandrespectablebys
ome,andsaidtoberandomanddisturbingbyothers.Hecanbefoundtaintingppl'smindswiththoughtsofhorsecock,and
burningouttheireyeswithimagesfrom4chan.AndheistheONLYMEMBERtonothavechangedhissigandavataratall...It
issaidthathehashadhadthatsigandavatarsincethebeginningoftimeandthathekeepsitbecauseitremindshimofhim
self...butonecanonlyguessADP'snameringsoutlongandwideinthepimpworld.ForheisFH'sFIRSTGREATESTPIMP.Bit
ch,you'dbetterhavehismoney,orhewillgivetheesuchaslapofpimpnessthatthoushalthathrelativesthatfeelit.I
tisasecretamongstforumregularsastowhathisnamemeans,anditwillnotberevealheresothatnoobswillnotfindout
anddesecratehisgreatname.LegendaryModsJamesMikeJames,wasperhapsthemostlikedmod.Fairinrulings,justine
veryone'seyes.Hewasperhapsthemostpopularofancientmods.Buttheweightofthisworldgrewheavyonhim,andhesoo
ndisappearedfromourgreatForkheadsandfromourmsnlists,responding,perhapseveryon
ceinawhile,andhourortwo
afterwemessagedhim]..ThisallhappenedsometimeduringthegreatFHDepression.SexyLilSeaOtterwassaidtohave
beenbornofMarilynMonroeandaseaotter.ItiswidelydisputedastohowsexyheREALLYis...andmanyidiots,suchasSh
ocksock(FH'SGREATESTIDIOT)havetriedhittingonhiminthehopesthatheisagirl.LetitbeknownthatSexyLilSeaOtt
erisamaleseaotterofsexiness.Yes,theancienttimesgavebirthtomanyastrangecreature,butSexyLilSeaOtter,is
amongthetop.###########################################################KittyItissaidthat90%ofgirlson
theInternetliketocyberandthattheother10%arereal.Swtshiyaisanexception.YetanotheroneofFH'srarefemalem
embers,shewas,ofcourse,bombardedbytheflirtingofhornylittlemiddleschoolers.Ofcoursenoneofthesebotherh
er,becauseshewasaninnocent,pure,andkindcat-girl.And,well,shehadAmsidarasherguard...Butthingstookadra
sticchange."SWSHIYAILOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEJOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"rangoutintotheforu
m.Therewasagreatbattle.ForCrimsonBloodRipperwashavingananimeexplosion...oflovejuicesforSwshiya.Andhe
rapedher.Ofcourse,AmsidarfoughtCBR,andswtshiyaalso,buttheyfailed.ThisCBRisnonotherthanourbelovedandf
earedCBP(FH'sforumrapist).Infact,herapedhermanytimes.Ofcourse,sopureaninnocentagirlcannotcomefromthi
skindo
fexperienceunscathed.Foritwasthen,thatswtshiya,alsoknownaskitty,begantoenjoytheCyberSex.Andthu
s,acatgirllegendwasborn.ShebecamegoddessamongstFHmen,andasymbolofenvytoKodachi(FH'sQueenofFlames),wh
oturnedintoanevilbeingthroughherexperiences.Butswtshiyawasalwaysaforceforgood.Everyonelovedher,andsh
elovedeveryone.ButwithForkheads'GreatDepression,sheslowlyfadedfromFH.Thoughshetriestocomebacktous,li
fekeepsforcingheraway.Andthussheiscaughtinlimbotothisday.Sheneitherstaysnorleaves,butvisitseverynowa
ndthentosayhellotothoselovedones,whoarestillhereonFH.###############################################
############OfBeastandManFewhavetheballstocallthemselvesacatboy.Evenless,akittyboy.Butpsychokittyboy
wearsthelabelasabadgeofhonor.Somemaycallhimafurry,somemaythinkhimgirly.Butthiscatboyisonewhospitsonh
umanityanditsilk.RaisedbyfemalesandcatsintheheartofTexas,heburnswithafurry,imeanfuryagainsthumanitya
nditsstupidity.Therearemenandthereareboys,andthenthere'sPKB.Heisaprimeexampleofthenewerbeaststhatapp
earedinFHsincetheoldendays.HebecameaForkheadduringFH'sfifthincarnation.Fightingagainstignoranceandth
eprejudicethatcamewithbeingakittyboy.Hesoughtlongandhardtoprovehimselfaman.Heclawedandarguedhiswayto
arespectablestatus.DuringthereignofKodachi'sterror,hebecameoneofthosebraveandhardysoulswhofoughtanda
rguedagainsttheangeredancient.ManyatimetheargumentwasfoughttoastandstillorinterruptedbyShocksockcras
hingthetopic.Butintheend,heremainedasaveteranofthosewars.AfterFHwasreincarnatedforit'sfifthtime(maki
ngitthesixthandcurrentincarnation)pkbkepttothegeneralserioussections,wherememberssharpenedtheirargum
entativeskills,andmanyidiotsattemptedtomakethemselveslooksmart.Butonecanonlydothatforsolong,sohesoug
htpower,androseuptoGModstatus.Heisyettoseehisdecline.Andonewonderswhetherheisaprecursortothingstocom
e...Willmorecatboyslikethisappear?onecanonlywonder._________________endoftheGreatStela-WithFH'shisto
ryandhistoricalfiguresnowsetinstoneoncemore,Inowmovetothethirdandlastpartofthisbook;myattempttochron
icleFH'spreviouseras,fromtheendingofCivilWarEratothebeginningofthemostrecentera,TheCivilWarEra(circa
FourthEra)(2006-2007).Whatstartedasadisagreementoversimplesitecontentandrulesrapidlyescalatedintoama
ssivewarthathastornFHasunder.Ancientrecordsandstelaeshowthattheoriginaldisagreementwasoverthetheperm
issionofcertaincontentthatthecurrentadminsbelievedwasbannedunderUSlaw.Intheend,somemembersdecidedtos
plitfromthes
iteandcreateanewcommunityto'takebackwhatbelongedtothem'.Inthattime,theincumbentleadersof
FHhadgrowncomplacent,confidentthattheirempirewouldnotfall.Thoseweredarktimes-butnotdarkerthanwhatwas
waitingtocome.TherewasnoOriginalContent,andthecommunitywasbecomingstagnated.Thesuddengenocideonthelo
liwasthelaststraw.Ijoinedthebreakawayfactioninthehopesofrescuingthesurvivinglolis.Iwasbrandedatraito
r,butastheyhadnoactualevidenceoftheirclaim,IwasallowedtoliveinFHaswellasKuroshare.Kurosharewasanicep
lace.Quiet,andasprinklingofOCeverywhere.Butthen,financialdif
ficultieshitme.Idroppedoutoftheinternetf
oralmostayear.AndwhenIcamebackatlonglast,somethingterriblehadhappened.Kurosharewasgone-notasingletra
celeftoftheirwebsites.Usingmytechnologicalknowhow-Iquicklycreateddevicesthatcouldpeerpastthemistsoft
ime...andonlyfoundsliversandfragments.AllIknowisthattheywereattemptingtoreplicatetheoldworks,enhance
andproduceOCandcontinuetheSexKittenSimDateserieswhen,withoutatrace,theyvanished.Allofthem.Mylastknow
ncontactwithoneoftheKurosharewasarandombliponMSN...somewherein2011,withKuroSakura.Istillvisittheruin
softheirsites,justtolook,andremindmyselfofthepriceoffailure.Thecivilwar,waswonbyFH.Butnotwithoutit's
losses.Withhalfthemodsandadminsgone,therewasapowervacuum.Therebegan,theSunset.(2008-2011)BlackSatAug
16,200811:58pmYouKeepAsking,SoI'mJustGoingToMakeAnAnnouncement.IfThisDoesn'tWork,IMightHaveToMoveItT
oThePortal.IfThatDoesn'tWork,IMightHaveToTypeItOutInTheHeader.IfThatDoesn'tWork,I'llDedicateAnEntire
ForumWithTheTopicAsTheTit
leAtTheTopOfTheBoard.IfThatDoesn'tWork,I'llMassEmailYouAllAgain.IfThatDoesn
'tWork,FUCKYOU.AnAdministrator(NotMentioningAnyNames....)AdminedVolorios(AKAPsychopsymon;PleaseHateO
nHimIfYouWish)OutOfBoredomAndLaziness,WhoThenAdminedAnotherMember,AndTheyProceededToFuckUpTheSite.Th
eyDeletedAccounts,De-Admined/De-ModdedEveryoneWhoWasn'tThem,GotRidOfAll0-PostMembers,DeletedThenRe-M
adeANewSetOfRules,EditedProfiles,DeletedRanks/Pictures,FinallyTryingToMakeTheSiteTheirOwnAndNazi-Ing
EverybodyUntilWeFinallyDecidedToSendInALetterOfComplaintOutOfUtterDisgustToTheHostWhoInTurnRemovedTh
eSiteAltogether.That'sTheMessOfIt.SoNowWe'reBackHere.Don'tGetOnMyCaseForAnythingBecauseI'mDoneRantin
g.-Thepowervacuumwasmoredevastatingthanthecivilwar.TheDarkyears,wereanominouspreviewofthingsyettocom
e.Butthen,Lime,cametotherescue,avertingApocalypseforafewpreciousyears.Hehelpedcreateforkheads.net.It
lastedforawhile,untilApocalypse.SomesaythatApocalypsetrulybeganwhenthesite'slayoutchangedtosomething
seriouslycluttered.OtherssaysthatApocalypsewasordainedbyKlacid,whomwehadforsakeninhubris.Idonotknow.
Butonaquiet,breezyafternoon,itbegan.Apocalypse(August2011toJanuary2012)Icannotbeartowritejusthowandw
hythecausesofthisterribledisastercametobe,forthescarsstillburninmysoul.Butthen,Iknew.Itwastheendofan
era.Theescalationcametoaheadbetweendisagreements,hostingpaymentandpettyrivalry.Onthe17thofDecember,2
011,thedomainexpired.NowordscoulddescribetheterroranddespairIfeltthatday.EverythingIcherished,gone-a

lltheposts,gone.Everything,gone.Nothing,but'domainexpired',Thewordshangingthere,burning,likeadeathse
ntence.Sometimes,Istillhavenightmaresofit.So,afteraninitialmomentofsorrow,Isetouttorightthisgreathor
ror.AndonJanuary1,2012,IsomehowscrapedtogetherthefundsIneeded,andsavedthissite.Apocalypsewasavertedo
ncemore.Anewerahadbegun.I'mgonnadomybest.Y/MynameisYomuchan,(knownasYomu,YomToxic,thatannoying,recur
ringwannabeRPGvillain,ShogunYomuchan,etc.)Andonthisday,Tuesday,theThirdofJuly,year2012AD,6thEraofthe
Lord,IwillbeginwritingdownallIknowofthisland'sgreathistory.Forthefirstpartofthisendeavor,Imadethepil
grimagetoHighSpamgussomewherein2011,anisolatedpalaceonthesummitofthetheSaucemount-thehighestmountain
intheland,andhometotheOnceandFutureSpamEmperor.Heismilleniaold;oldbeforetheages.Andhewastherewhenthe
firsterawasyoung.FHwouldhavesurvivedwithorwithoutLimelikehowitliveswithoutKlacidLikesomesortofunholy
zombieFHhasalwaysbeeninaconstantcycleofreincarnationExactlymypointItdies,itgetsremade,itdies,itgetsr
emadeIrememberwhenitwasonsuchashittyserverwecoudenthavebloodinoursignatures.Butitwasstillalive.Probo
ards?Thinkso.ItwasthefirstFHIjoined.See,allthisbeeingsaid,IthinkFHwillcomebacktolifeunderLimeIthinkh
edoesanOKjobasanadminHanzotalksabouthowFHwasdeadbeforeWatchedIowntimeSignedupSomeonealreadyhadthenam
eKenshinRagedChangedusernametoHanzoGoodtimesbegin!CeptthesitewasdeadwhenIgotthereThatswhyIalwaysthin
kFHcancomebacktolifeatanytimeTheFHIgottofirstwaslikeanemptyshellYoucoudentevenhavebloodinyoursigslol
,itwasafreeboardwithstrictmoderationMe:Proboards?SortofButcrappierYeah,Igotthereandthetwomostactivem
emberswereAmSidarandDustinlolUntilIgotthere.AndthenShocksockaweekafterme.Thenbusinesspickedup::PMe:s
O....So....weneedtosummonShocksock.Naw,youjustgottaholdoutuntilthenextgenerationofguysgetthereKeepma
kingshitandp
uttingituponnewgroundsImean,inorderofwhatIremember,Igotthere,thenShock,thenNewpurple,the
nPKB,thenSomeguy...AndalltherandomlessactivemembersinbetweenlolOh,CBPbetweenPKBandSomeguyButEverymem
bergrowsoffthelastsortofJustgottawaitforthatonefuckerinterestedenoughIstartedoffonFHbyreadingtheoldt
hreadsonpage40SorryI'mrantinglikeamothefucker::PBackwhenIwasanoobtherewasnothingfuckingcoolerthanthe
oldmemberscomingbackIfigurelifeisjustaboutholdingthefuckoutSeigementallityFORTHEWINWhatdoyouthinkKla
cidwasthinkingOrhadenvis
ionedWhenhemadeForkheads?Me:Rememberthosepre-Iowntimeflashesofhis?YupMe:Ithi
nkheneededaplacewhererookieflashanimatorscouldgather,andgetconstructivecriticismfrompeople.IwishIcou
ldremembertheproboardsbetterHaha,alittleknownfactIwasnotthefirstpopularspammerIcan'trememberthenameo
fthefirstguy,excepthegotpermabannedaboutamonthbeforeIarrivedAmartyrforthecommingrevolution!Ayeee,app
reantlyhekeptdogingbansforawhileAlas,KodachiandAmSidareventuallydidbanishhimButnothisspirit!Therewer
ealsotwofactionsIcan'trememberwhattheyweresupposedtohavebeencompetingoverBecuasewhenIgottherebothfac
tionsweredeadMATTCOOLTHATSHISNAMETHATSHISFUCKINGNAMETHEOTHERMODWASMATTCOOLI'vebeentryingtorememberth
atform
onthsI'lladmitIdontknowthatoneHewasgonebeforeyourtimeamigoItsweirdthinkingthatSLSOwasaroundbef
oremeIfImanagetogetmyshittogetherbytheway,withintheframeoftwoyearsIfFHisstillaliveI'llprobablyhaveen
oughflashskillstocontributesomethingofworthEndinterview.Ireturnedhomeafterthat.Itwasanuneventfuljour
ney.-ThefollowingisatranscriptionoftheGreatStelaoftheFourthEra.Itwasbelievedlostduringthe2011Apocaly
pse,however,afteritwasfoundintheruinsof???afewdaysago,ithasbeentranscribedforeasyviewing.Ihavemadeev
eryefforttoensurethatnowordshavebeenchanged.ThereMAYbesometypos.-Spoiler:hideHanzo,theEpicThisisthes
toryofHanzo,theoneandonlySpamEmperor.Theman/beast/thingthatravagedForkheadsfor16monthsandmore.Hestar
tedoffasalowlynoob,unknowntospam,andunawareofit.HefrequentedthemusicboardoftheoriginalincarnationofF
H,saidtohavebeenGODamongstforums,andthebeginningtomanyFHlegends.Somesay,thatFH'sgreatestmemberswereb
ornthere...Andinthatboardofmusic,hesaw,someonedoingsomethingnew!!!!Thispersonwhyrepeatedlypostingson
glyrics!!!WHATCOULDTHISBE?!!!Hanzosaidtohimself.Andsoon,helearnedthatitwasspam,andhesawthatitwasgood
.So,hetookitastepfurtherandSPAMMEDFORKHEADSWITHGERMANSONGLYRICS.ThosedayseveryonehatedHanzo,andHanzo
wasbannedmanyatimeonlytocomebackstrongereachtime.ThosewerethedayswhenHanzobecametheSpamEmperor.Manyo
pposedHanzo,includingKodachi(FORKHEADS'GREATESTFLAMER/BITCHfromoldentimes).HanzoandKodachihadmanyenc
ountersandfoughteachotherfiercely,andintheend,HANZOPREVAILED!!!!!MonthswentbyasdidmanychallengestoHa
nzo'stitleandseveralreincarnationsofForkheads.Allchallengerswerecrushed,includinganidiot,namedShocks
ock(FORKHEADS'GREATESTIDIOT,fromoldentimes).TherewerefewwhocouldchallengeHanzo,includingAnimeExplosi
onandSomeguy.Andtherewereseveralillegitimatespamgods,namedADPandNBV,whom,noonerecognized,fortheywere
cheatersinspam...Butwoeonallgreatheroes,forHanzogotlazy.Hisspamdeclinedinnumber,andhetooklesschallen
ges...FHhadlostit'sspamemperorduringit'sthirdorfourthreincarnation.Somesayth
athewillreturn,inhisfull
glory,somedoubt.ButprophetspredictthatONEDAYHANZOWILLCRUSHALLINFIDELS!!!ANDRETURNINABLAZEOFSPAMANDGL
ORY!!!!!!###########################################################Therewasamanonthesecondorthirdre
incarnationofFH(iethirdorfourthFH),whoseoriginalnameislosttotheannalsoftime.Hewasanapologeticnoob.An
darandomoneatthat.Hewaspronetoaddingmonkeystoposts...ItwasMADNESSwithmonkeysrunningamok...yesthosewe
redaysofmanymonkeys,anda"HANZO!!!YoukilledtheMONKEY!!!!"OnhissecondincarnationofFH,FH'sthirdorfourth
reincarnation,HistoryrevealshimasAnimeExplosion.Thisman,thismanofmonkey-nessmadeanameforhimself,bysp
ammingKlacid'sinbox,andbotheringhimrepeatedlytoaddhimtothecovetedgroup...thecovetedgroupthatwasappro
vedforthehentaisection...AndKlaciddid...Manyfearedthisman,andhispersistence...somesaidhehadnolife,so
mesaidhewascrazy...butitisconfirmedbyHanzo,himselfthatthismanwasanadmirablespammer.AnimeExplosionhad
madehimselfintoaspamlegend,uptherewiththegreatHanzo,thestupidShocksock,andthefakeGodsADPandNBV.Itisn
otrecordedwhen,butthislegendaryspammer,thenchangedhisname...toanamethatisfearedbymany...Hebecameknow
nasCrimsonBloodPhoenix,thusjoiningtheclubofthreeletternames.Othermembersbeing,NBV,ADP,andJMJ.Andwith
thisnewtitle,cameanewfear...afearofbeingraped.Hestalkedandrapedswtshiya(FH'sFIRSTANDGREATESTCATGIRL!
!!!!),andmademovestowardAmsidar,whofoughtback.Andhedidnotstopthere,nohecontinuedraping,bothswtshiyaa
ndrandomnoobs...andfhwasneverthesameagain...manyassesbledandstilldo.CBP,wentthroughmanynamechanges,s
uchasCelticWaterDove,RedAlert,AbstractFusionGuardian,butwasalwaysthesameCBP,andalwaysreturnedtobeing
CBP.Hewentontodomanygreatandinfamousdeeds,toomanytolist...butsadly,asdidmanygreatspammers,hewasseize
dbylaziness,andtothisday,doesnotspamanymore...butnoobiesfear,forCBPWILLRAPEJOOO.####################
#######################################QueenofFlamesIntheoldendaysoftheoriginalFHalegendaryhatewasbo
rn.Fromtheseaofdatathatistheinternet,cameagirl,namedKodachi.Legendssaythatshewasanordinarymemberinth
osedays.Sheissaidtoevenhavebeenlikeable...Onecanbarelyimagine,thishappygirlwhocametoFH,whichsheonced
escribedasGod,forwhateverGodlythemesthisancientincarnationofFHhad.Itisleftforoldenmemberstoknow,andy

Author:  Shortpenguin [ Fri Jul 27, 2012 12:12 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: My Ultimate Fh Tribute

That.


Was.




Awesome.

Author:  Lime [ Fri Jul 27, 2012 1:11 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: My Ultimate Fh Tribute

Great work man, I've been trying to figure out ASCII art on this site for a long time now.

Author:  Shortpenguin [ Fri Jul 27, 2012 3:06 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: My Ultimate Fh Tribute

I'd try but I know I'd just fuck it up royal.

Author:  Pantsman [ Fri Jul 27, 2012 4:05 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: My Ultimate Fh Tribute

TRY ANYWAY.

Author:  Odin Anarki [ Fri Jul 27, 2012 4:21 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: My Ultimate Fh Tribute

Courier new font, no spaces, lots and lots of color codes

half a million characters later and a days worth of work

Author:  Shortpenguin [ Fri Jul 27, 2012 6:22 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: My Ultimate Fh Tribute

How do you get them all right like that though?

Author:  Odin Anarki [ Fri Jul 27, 2012 8:22 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: My Ultimate Fh Tribute

Shortpenguin wrote:
How do you get them all right like that though?

*AnimeFuckHead* wrote:
Courier new font, no spaces, lots and lots of color codes

half a million characters later and a days worth of work

Author:  Shortpenguin [ Fri Jul 27, 2012 8:24 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: My Ultimate Fh Tribute

Thanks, that was ever so helpful.

Author:  Warped_Sage [ Sat Jul 28, 2012 2:46 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: My Ultimate Fh Tribute

Wow, I dunno how you do it AFH. Nice. I have no patience for that stuff.

Author:  Parpol [ Sat Jul 28, 2012 3:56 pm ]
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:O_O
oh man.

Author:  Pantsman [ Sat Jul 28, 2012 4:13 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: My Ultimate Fh Tribute

This is the power of insane perseverance.

Author:  Odin Anarki [ Sat Jul 28, 2012 5:45 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: My Ultimate Fh Tribute

lolipurples rainbow tentacles are getting me all hot

Author:  XxRandomKiwixX [ Sat Jul 28, 2012 5:51 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: My Ultimate Fh Tribute

I love it <3 :3

Author:  Shortpenguin [ Sat Jul 28, 2012 6:44 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: My Ultimate Fh Tribute

Oh geez, I just realized they glow magic colors!!!!

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