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Author:  Rem [ Tue Apr 09, 2013 7:47 pm ]
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YOU ARE THE LIMBLESS THINGS MOMMY AND DADDY KEEP IN THE BASEMENT THAT CRY AT NIGHT. I AM THE RATS THAT THEY PUT DOWN THERE WHEN IT GETS QUIET.

Author:  Odin Anarki [ Tue Apr 09, 2013 10:43 pm ]
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This is brilliant

I too love the screams and crys of my limbless things

Author:  Parpol [ Wed Apr 10, 2013 1:45 am ]
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Can I be the neighbor that comes over to molest you when your parents aren't looking?

Author:  Rem [ Wed Apr 10, 2013 5:43 am ]
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Uncle Tom? Did you bring the camera this time? :(

Author:  Parpol [ Wed Apr 10, 2013 8:07 am ]
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I did, and also some new toys. This vibrating pink egg here we'll have lots of fun with.
We're going to be using it when we go out for some ice cream later.

Author:  Rem [ Wed Apr 10, 2013 8:17 am ]
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Oh boy! I love ice cream! :)

Author:  Parpol [ Wed Apr 10, 2013 9:55 am ]
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and what do you say when your nice neighbor comes over to babysit?

Author:  Rem [ Wed Apr 10, 2013 10:30 am ]
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Uncle Tom gave me lots of ice cream to lick! :P

Author:  tuypo1 [ Sat Feb 14, 2015 9:26 am ]
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i kinda wanna be chris hansen but ive never seen to catch a predator so i have no idea how

Author:  killjockey [ Sat Feb 14, 2015 10:17 am ]
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tuypo1 wrote:
i kinda wanna be chris hansen but ive never seen to catch a predator so i have no idea how


Just stand there asking why [blank] as they come up with excuse after excuse for things they shouldn't have/have said/have done and then let them leave and my swat team will jump out in ghillie suits and tackle them to the ground.

Example: "If you weren't coming here to have sex, why did you come dressed in a giant teddy bear outfit with a massive dildo strapped to the front and a hole in the back that says, 'Put In Here?'"

"Well, you know, I just got off work and I wear the teddy bear outfit for when I volunteer at the hospital, but while I was on my way to the car, I got mugged and they did all this stuff to me. I knew I was supposed to come here and babysit the kids and I didn't have time to change before I came here."

Author:  tuypo1 [ Sat Feb 14, 2015 8:39 pm ]
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sounds simple enough

Author:  Pantsman [ Sun Feb 15, 2015 6:45 pm ]
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tuypo1 wrote:
i kinda wanna be chris hansen but ive never seen to catch a predator so i have no idea how


FH SECRET POLICE! FREEZE!

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You've had your fun raping little girls, haven't ya, Chris? Now you die!

Author:  tuypo1 [ Sun Feb 15, 2015 10:37 pm ]
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how dare you level this accusation against me i have dedicated my life to bringing down pedophiles do you mean to imply that i have done so as a cover for my own actions and to find leads on little girls and boys

because that besmirches my honor

i demand satisfaction we dual at dawn

as the challenged you chose the weapons or challenge

may i suggest a challenge to see who can catch the most pedophiles

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