Even in the darkness, you can find redemption. I shall save you, even at the cost of my own life.

Because... I love you, lolipurple...

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I highly doubt it. You'd be screaming in pain or passing out, take your pick

Nah. I'd just die of pain. Then the rest of the FH people would yell at me for not taking it easy, then use Purified Void Ritual to summon me again.

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EPISODE 3

Shocksock runs towards the Communication Tower and after he enters the door he notices a stairwell.

Shocksock: PKB, its a long climb to the top.

PKB (Radio): Excellent job, Shocksock! age hasnt slowed you down one bit.

Some soldiers spot Shocksock and chase him up the stairwell. Shocksock fires off his machinegun and Shotgun up the stairwell killing many soldiers.

Soldier: Enemy spotted requesting back up!

Shocksock has ran up 10 out of 25 floors while soldiers are still chasing him with their machineguns.

Location: Submarine

PKB: Calli, what did you inject into Shocksock before he left?

Calli: Super Aids!

PKB: Super Aids?

Calli: Unlike normal Aids it will only target certain people meanwhile Shocksock should be unharmed. In short I can kill whoever I want from a distance.

PKB: With that power you could take a potato chip and eat it.

Calli: All without dirtying my own hands.

Location: Communication Tower

Shocksock has now reached the 25th floor and plants a claymore mine facing the top of the stairs as a bunch of soldiers run into it and blow up. There is a long bridge and at the other end is a person aiming at him for a Sniper Rifle forcing him to duck behind a wall.

Shocksock: PKB, somebody is aiming at me on the other end of the bridge.

PKB (Radio): Remember when I told you to pick up the Sniper Rifle from that Armory? Now you have to go all the way back.

Shocksock: God Damnit it to hell son of a fucking bitch ass pussy!

Shocksock runs all the way back down the stairs and into the Armory.

Location: Monitor Room

AnimeFuckHead: Hanzo I see you have Newpurple tied up in that chair. What are you planning to do with him.

Hanzo: He will kill me or I will kill him.. I want a fist fight to the death as I am no longer human.

AnimeFuckHead: Those fools have sent another agent here but Sniper Slut will take care of him very soon.

Hanzo: Only a fool trusts his life to a weapon.

Location: Communication Tower, Bridge

Shocksock now has a Sniper Rifle and is ready to face his opponent Sniper Slut at the other end of the bridge. Shocksock lies down and aims his Sniper Rifle at Sniper Slut but she fires back first and hits his shoulder.

Shocksock: Colonel! I'm out matched by her superior handling of long ranged combat.

PKB (Radio): Try to remain calm as that will improve your aim and stress will do the oppisite making your hands shake like crazy. Aim your Sniper Rifle at her in First Person Mode and then go for a head shot for extra damage!

Shocksock: Calli?

Calli (Radio): Make sure to slow down your breathing rate as you aim to improve your accuracy.

Shocksock does a barrell roll to avoide Sniper Slut's 2nd shot and then fires at her right aim causing her accuracy to fall. Sniper Slut takes aim at Shocksock but misses due to her injury and Shocksock hits her left leg slowing down her running speed as she tries to hide behind pillars. They both fire at eachother at the same time and fall to the ground. Shocksock takes a deep breath and then gets back to his feet while Sniper Slut remains on the ground.

PKB (Radio): Good job! You've taken out their last member so now all that there is left to do kill AnimeFuckHead.

Shocksock approches the bridge but it gets blown up by a rocket launcher.

Yomtoxic: Not so fast you homo!

Shocksock: HEY!! Blow up the fucking bridge will ya!

Yomtoxic: I survived the explosion and soon I will launch a nuke but this time at a more important target.

PKB (Radio): With the bridge out you will have to find another way across.

Calli (Radio): Intel has it that there is an underground passage.

Shocksock: I have to run back down 25 stories AGAIN!!

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ABARRELLROLLABARRELLROLLABARRELLROLLABARRELLROLL

o.O this is getting good

Should this really be in spam, I wonder? Just thinking of that, cause Hanzo showed up.

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HANZO WILL UNDERSTAND MY LOVE AND DECIDE NOT TO KILL ME

EPISODE 4

PKB: Have you ever heard of the "Big Klacid Programme"?

Calli: Yes! Without much training a person can easily have their mind manipulated into giving that person the abillity to fight on equal level to Big Klacid. You know about Newpurple and his brother
being cloned from Big Klacid, right?

PKB: I do.

Calli: Well this is different. This isn't about creating a clone but instead you give the abillities of Big Klacid into an already existing person.

PKB: Bah Gawd!

Calli: I know this because I was on the research team who created the Big Klacid Programme.

PKB: Why didn't you tell me? You are risking the lives of our men.

Calli: Also there was a third clone.. The third brother to Newpurple and Yomtoxic.. His name is Solidus Ramon.

PKB: Shit got real.

Location: Underground Passage

Solidus Ramon: We meet atlast.

Shocksock: Huh? Who are you?

Solidus Ramon: I am Solidus Ramon oh and I was the one who killed your parents.

Shocksock: So non-chalant about that.

Solidus Ramon: I am a whole new game than my brothers Yomtoxic and Newpurple. A well balanced soldier who is the perfect clone of Big Klacid but you.. YOU!! are just a noob who took VR Training and had
the abillities of Big Klacid put into you. You don't know what its like to be hunted down by every government on the planet but now we are taking back our freedom.

Shocksock: ...

Solidus Ramon: From now on.. Call this place OUTTER FORKHEADS!!!

Solidus Ramon tenticle rapes Shocksock and then brings him to the the Monitor Room.

Location: Monitor Room

Yomtoxic: BROTHEEEEEEEERS!!

Newpurple: You wont get away with this.

Hanzo slices off AnimeFuckHead's arm for no reason.

Yomtoxic: Traitor!

Yomtoxic: Now my gut feelings like it is being eaten up. What it can't be!

Newpurple: Super..

Yomtoxic: ..Aids!

Yomtoxic falls to the ground and dies.

AnimeFuckHead: You wont be needing this!

AnimeFuckHead breaks off Yomtoxic's arm and attatches it to himself.

Solidus Ramon: Shocksock, my son. Challenge me to a fist fight and I will proof to you why we need to be strong.

Hanzo: With Yomtoxic out of the way I can take over along side Solidus Ramon and AnimeFuckHead.

AnimeFuckHead blows Hanzo's head off with his Revolver.

Solidus Ramon & Shocksock: Huh?

AnimeFuckHead: GRRRAAAHHHHYAAA!!

AnimeFuckHead (Yomtoxic): BROTHEEEEERS

Newpurple: Who are you?

AnimeFuckHead (Yomtoxic): You know who I am! Not so young anymore eh, Newpurple! you're drowning in time! No wonder Calli passed you over for the Super Aids Progrum.

Solidus Ramon: It can't be?

AnimeFuckHead flys out the window on his jetpack and Newpurple follows him with his own.

Solidus Ramon: Shocksock.. Just you.. And me.

Shocksock: So a fist fight to test our strength.

Solidus Ramon: Yes! Me the creation from Big Klacid or will it be YOU a soldier who went through advanced VR Training to turn him into a Big Klacid wannabe.

Shocksock: You may be my adoptive father but that does NOT make you superior even if you are the perfect clone of Big Klacid.

Solidus Ramon: Both Yomtoxic and Newpurple hunted down Big Klacid trying to cut the ties to their past. I also would like to pass on my genes but like all clones I am sterile.

Shocksock: So terrorism is your answer? You're mad!

Solidus Ramon: Am I? Your superiors betrayed you by infecting you with Super Aids and that is why Yomtoxic died

Shocksock: But he lives on in the arm of AnimeFuckHead the man who betrayed him.

Solidus Ramon: Quite ironic isnt it. Now let us settle this like men.

Solidus Ramon and Shocksock raise their fists in preparation for battle.

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Or yom/AFH and I start working together... that's fine too.
RIP Hanzo. You were a crazy fuck.

No! I must start cloning myself by growing a uterus in my elbow!

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EPISODE 5

Battle Music

Solidus Ramon punches Shocksock in the face but Shocksock counters with a dropkick. Both are evenly matched in this hand to hand battle.

Shocksock: Why must we fight? Join up with me and we can fight together.

Solidus Ramon: I have no interest in teaming up with you. This world has gone to hell and I will save it with my own methods.

PKB (Radio): Try to remember the basics of CQC.

Shocksock: I'll try.

Shocksock blocks the attack and slams Solidus Ramon down on the ground followed by an elbow drop.

Solidus Ramon: Very good, my son. But now the fun really begins.

Solidus Ramon pumps up his muscles and then knocks Shocksock through a wall and they continue fighting on the outter layer of the the base on a thin platform.

Location: Off-Shore Plant

PoolPlayerMaster: Why so sad?

Swtshiya: No bullet can touch me due to my force field as I am lady luck. Why must I live in this god for saken world armed with a big ass gun.

PoolPlayerMaster runs to the bathroom.

PoolPlayerMaster: This shit is comming out! Almost there! Grrrrrr! Ohhhhh!! AHHHHHHH!!!!!

PoolPlayerMaster shits into the toilet and blocks it up.

PoolPlayerMaster: Theres no paper

Swtsthiya: LordofFlames is a wizard with kives. he survived having a crucifix pirce his heart by drinking the blood of everyone else in the church who had died. He is
also a member of Depressive Elite like us 2.

Location: Navy Base

Shocksock and Solidus Ramon are out of breath from all the fighting. The platform gives way and Solidus Ramon is hanging off the side.

Shocksock: Take my hand!

Solidus Ramon: NO! Fuck you!

Solidus Ramon falls to his death and Shocksock's mission is complete since Yomtoxic has taken over AnimeFuckHead's mind and ran away before the fight as Newpurple chased
him down like a dog.

Location: Airplane

Shocksock: Yo Colonel what is my next mission.

PKB: Shut your ass!

Newpurple: (Radio): Shocksock!

Shocksock: Newpurple, sup!

Newpurple (Radio): I have tracked down AnimeFuckHead or should I say Yomtoxic.

Shocksock: Where!

Newpurple (Radio): On an off-shore plant and he has taken control of a group called Depressive Elite a bunch of soldiers who were screwed over by their respective governments.
They teamed up to take revenge but they are not a happy bunch.

Shocksock: I aint that happy my self since the bad guys always escape and I killed my adoptive father Solidus Ramon who abused me as a kid.. He touched me
where I go pee

Calli: Your mission was a success.

Shocksock: I wasnt expecting the team scientist to be so.. cute!

Calli: You're pretty frank for a trained killer.

Shocksock: Looks like we've both got a lot to learn about eachother. PKB, tell the pilot to head toward the Off-Shore Plant so I can assist Newpurple.

PKB: That will take several hours.

Shocksock: I hope he can hold out.

Calli: Drink this it will help you relax.

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I have one purpose in life left... to help loliparpol live without fear...

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So what did I hand over for a drink?

Ultra-MegaAIDS.

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