EPISODE 2Newpurple makes his way over to the Communication Tower but is intterupted by a radio call.
Hanzo (Radio): Be careful there are mines in that area. Crawl over them to pick them up.
Newpurple: Who the hell are you?
Hanzo (Radio): Just call me Deepthroat.
Newpurple: The informant from the watergate scandal?
Hanzo (Radio): errr.. Sure!
Newpurple then crawls over the mines to pick them up for later use
PKB (Radio): Status report!
Newpurple: Somebody calling himself "Deepthroat" is helping me out.
PKB (Radio): LMAO that name.
Newpurple: Continuing my mission!
Newpurple is now outside the Communication Tower but a man is at the door.
Yomtoxic: BROTHEEEEER!!!
Newpurple: Why are you calling me "brother"!?
Yomtoxic: You and I are cloned from Big Klacid
Newpurple: Cloned?
Yomtoxic: Yes! Big Klacid.. Our father is infact our brother since we were cloned from him.
Newpurple: I always knew I was special but now..
Calli (Radio): That injection I gave you should give you an edge in battle and was not filled with Super AIDS.
Newpurple: What?
Calli (Radio): Nothing.. Over!
Yomtoxic jumps into a nearby jeep and starts driving around while shooting his machinegun at Newpurple who dodges.
Newpurple: This is Purple territory! Toxic doesnt belong in Alaska.
Yomtoxic continues driving around in his jeep shooting like crazy as Newpurple rolls out of the way and tries to aim at the jeep with his FAMAS but the jeep is too fast so he misses.
PKB (Radio): Try to think of a way to slow down the target before you open fire with the Action Button.
Newpurple: The hell is an Action Button?
Yomtoxic drives circles around Newpurple and shoots but this time some of the shots connect and cause his arms to bleed. Newpurple takes out his Shotgun and shoots potholes into the snow forcing Yomtoxic to skid out of the way slowing him down enough for his tires to be hit with the FAMAS.
Yomtoxic: DAMN!
The jeep is out of control and skis into the pot hole causing the jeep to roll over and explode.
Newpurple: See you in hell! Yomtoxic.
Newpurple makes his way into the Communication Tower but somebody is waiting for him.
Hanzo: I see you made it.
Newpurple: kept you waiting, huh?
Hanzo hits Newpurple with his sword while it is charged with an electrical voltage which knocks him out.
Hanzo: I am an agent working for AnimeFuckHead and it was suggested that I force you to join us but I have my doubts
Location: SubmarinePKB: Calli, we have lost contact with Newpurple where is our new recruite.
Shocksock: I have done a lot of VR training so I know how to fight. Sneaking 60! Weapons 80!
PKB: Call of Duty does not make you a soldier *facepalms*
Shocksock: But I played Metal Gear Solid VR missions.
PKB: What are you talking about? This is real life not some fantasy game now go rescue our agent cause you are just a lame ass bitch who looks like a woman.
Shocksock enters the base the same way Newpurple did.
Calli (Radio): Do you remember what day tomorrow is?
Shocksock: How often are you going to ask that?
Calli (Radio): Do you know what day tomorrow is? Try to remember! Please!
Shocksock continues on with his mission doing gay cartwheels to speed up his running on the way to the Communication Tower.
Fat Fuck: I am Fat Fuck the fattest fucker in the world!
Shocksock: You must be 1 of the guys who joined up with AnimeFuckHead and Yomtoxic.
Fat Fuck grabs Shocksock's balls.
Fat Fuck: You're.. A man?
Shocksock: What the hell? Why are you touching my balls? Could have just asked me it is not my fault I don't have huge muscles.
Boss ThemeFat Fuck starts skating around throwing grenades that land near Shocksock as the impact knocks him on to his butt. Shocksock does a backwards roll onto his feet and then avoides other explosions by doing gay cartsheel like some slutty cheerleader. Shocksock picks up some grenades during his cartwheels and throws them back at Fat Fuck which hurt him a little but he is well protected in his explosive proof suit.
Shocksock: PKB, how do I handle this?
PKB (Radio): Your fancy VR Training didn't prepare you for this?
Calli (Radio): Bad news! It seems that sword using freak will be comming for you so hurry up.
Shocksock: God damnit to hell!
Calli (Radio): Oh by the way.. Remember what tomorrow is?
Shocksock: GRRRRRRAAAHHHH!!!!
Fat Fuck skates up to Shocksock and punches him in the face and then saktes behind him to kick him up the butt and Shocksock falls over but rolls out of the way of the grenade attacks. Shocksock eats a chocolate bar he had in his pocket to get his strength back and then throws some more of those grenades back at Fat Fuck to knock him off balance again. Shocksock performs a roundhouse kick which knocks Fat Fuck down who cant get up cause he is so damn fat.
Fat Fuck: You have defeated me now take this Card Key to get into that armory it will help you.
Shocksock takes the Card Key and then heads towards the armory not even bothering to kill his opponent like a smart guy would cause he only knows VR Training.
Location: ArmoryShocksock picks up a sword and some fire arms which for some reason he didn't have before.
Shocksock: PKB, I raided the armory.
PKB (Radio): I hear you loud and clear.. Pick up that Sniper Rifle even tho you can't aim for shit.
Shocksock: Why use a gun I don't know how to aim!
PKB (Radio): If you have to run back here later on when you need it you'll be bitching but fine.