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During the great Mod wars there are teams divided and certain super powers among the regular started to arise. This was bad news for anybody caught in the cross fire but those who strive for power may 1 day claim it for their own.

EPISODE 1

AnimeFuckHead: The soldiers at this base went down easier than I thought

Yomtoxic: Excellent work! This base is armed with nukes.

AnimeFuckHead: Let's hit France!

Yomtoxic: For Teh Lulz :D

Location: Submarine near Navy Base

PKB: A few hours ago these maniacs just nuked France and whiped it off the face of the planet.

Newpurple: So?

PKB: They may aim for for the America next you must stop them! Your opponents on this mission are AnimeFuckHead and Yomtoxic.

Calli: Let me inject you with this syringe for no apparent reason.

Newpurple: What are their strengths and weaknesses?

PKB: Shut your ass and get on with the mission!

Newpurple swims out of the sub in his wetsuit and then takes it off to sneak around the base which now has enemy soldiers patrolling the area

Soldiers: !

Newpurple: DAMN!!

The soldiers aim their guns at Newpurple but then out of nowhere a man with a sword slices them in half.

Newpurple: Who the hell are you?

Hanzo: I am like you.. I have no name.. GRRRAAAAAHH MY MIND!!!

Hanzo goes bat shit insane and starts headbanging the ground before running away.

PKB (Radio): Status report!

Newpurple: I just ran into a sword weilding maniac. Is he one of us?

PKB (Radio): No idea.

Calli (Radio): We have nobody like that in our unit.

Newpurple: Gotta go I have company.

Captain Cool: My weapon of choice is the Freeze Blaster it hits pretty hard so dont underestimate me. I am CAPTAIN COOL!!!

Newpurple shoots his pistol 5 times but Captain Cool freezes them making the bullets drop to the ground. Newpurple dodges iccicles fired from the enemy weapon but then a big stream of ice plows into his face and knocks him off balance. Captain Cool does a double shot and both iccicles hit Newpurple in the knees slowing down his movement as they bleed from the impact. Newpurple notices the backpack Captain Cool is wearing feeds his weapons and that he cant do much without it. As Captain Cool walks closer to Newpurple he just about evades another shot and then plants explosives on the backpack making it explode.

Captain Cool: Bastard!

Newpurple: Without your source of power you are nothing!

Newpurple during Captain Cool's confusion manages to aquire better weapons from nearby.

Captain Cool: ITS NOT OVER YET!!

Captain Cool jumps into the water and emerges from it with an armor made out of ice.

Newpurple: What.. The.. Hell?

Captain Cool: TAKE THIS!!!

A part of the water rises into the air and then tiny raindrops merge into icicles and rain down on Newpurple.

Captain Cool: mwahahahaha!

Captain Cool streches his arms out to both sides and then claps them together making the water infront of him rush towards Newpurple as it turns into a wall of ice rapidly advancing on him.

Newpurple: Hmph!

Newpurple uses his newly aquired shotgun to shoot a whole in that ice wall and jump through it unharmed and then runs towards Captain Cool. Newpurple shoots Captain Cool in the face a few times with his shotgun and he falls onto his back slowly sinking into the water.

Captain Cool: Urghhhh..

Location: Monitor Room

Yomtoxic: Captain Cool is dead!

AnimeFuckHead: This guy is good but let's see how he handles the next challenger.

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OH TUXEDO HANZO-SAMA~. HE ALWAYS SAVES MY SKIN FROM BAD GUYS. HE'S SUCH A HERO, WHILE I'M SUCH A GIRLY GIRL. :face

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Interesting xD

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Lul, I get to be the blonde guy with the british accent. Or the one with the moustache who shoots his own balls off for an unknown reason.

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EPISODE 2

Newpurple makes his way over to the Communication Tower but is intterupted by a radio call.

Hanzo (Radio): Be careful there are mines in that area. Crawl over them to pick them up.

Newpurple: Who the hell are you?

Hanzo (Radio): Just call me Deepthroat.

Newpurple: The informant from the watergate scandal?

Hanzo (Radio): errr.. Sure!

Newpurple then crawls over the mines to pick them up for later use

PKB (Radio): Status report!

Newpurple: Somebody calling himself "Deepthroat" is helping me out.

PKB (Radio): LMAO that name.

Newpurple: Continuing my mission!

Newpurple is now outside the Communication Tower but a man is at the door.

Yomtoxic: BROTHEEEEER!!!

Newpurple: Why are you calling me "brother"!?

Yomtoxic: You and I are cloned from Big Klacid

Newpurple: Cloned?

Yomtoxic: Yes! Big Klacid.. Our father is infact our brother since we were cloned from him.

Newpurple: I always knew I was special but now..

Calli (Radio): That injection I gave you should give you an edge in battle and was not filled with Super AIDS.

Newpurple: What?

Calli (Radio): Nothing.. Over!

Yomtoxic jumps into a nearby jeep and starts driving around while shooting his machinegun at Newpurple who dodges.

Newpurple: This is Purple territory! Toxic doesnt belong in Alaska.

Yomtoxic continues driving around in his jeep shooting like crazy as Newpurple rolls out of the way and tries to aim at the jeep with his FAMAS but the jeep is too fast so he misses.

PKB (Radio): Try to think of a way to slow down the target before you open fire with the Action Button.

Newpurple: The hell is an Action Button?

Yomtoxic drives circles around Newpurple and shoots but this time some of the shots connect and cause his arms to bleed. Newpurple takes out his Shotgun and shoots potholes into the snow forcing Yomtoxic to skid out of the way slowing him down enough for his tires to be hit with the FAMAS.

Yomtoxic: DAMN!

The jeep is out of control and skis into the pot hole causing the jeep to roll over and explode.

Newpurple: See you in hell! Yomtoxic.

Newpurple makes his way into the Communication Tower but somebody is waiting for him.

Hanzo: I see you made it.

Newpurple: kept you waiting, huh?

Hanzo hits Newpurple with his sword while it is charged with an electrical voltage which knocks him out.

Hanzo: I am an agent working for AnimeFuckHead and it was suggested that I force you to join us but I have my doubts

Location: Submarine

PKB: Calli, we have lost contact with Newpurple where is our new recruite.

Shocksock: I have done a lot of VR training so I know how to fight. Sneaking 60! Weapons 80!

PKB: Call of Duty does not make you a soldier *facepalms*

Shocksock: But I played Metal Gear Solid VR missions.

PKB: What are you talking about? This is real life not some fantasy game now go rescue our agent cause you are just a lame ass bitch who looks like a woman.

Shocksock enters the base the same way Newpurple did.

Calli (Radio): Do you remember what day tomorrow is?

Shocksock: How often are you going to ask that?

Calli (Radio): Do you know what day tomorrow is? Try to remember! Please!

Shocksock continues on with his mission doing gay cartwheels to speed up his running on the way to the Communication Tower.

Fat Fuck: I am Fat Fuck the fattest fucker in the world!

Shocksock: You must be 1 of the guys who joined up with AnimeFuckHead and Yomtoxic.

Fat Fuck grabs Shocksock's balls.

Fat Fuck: You're.. A man?

Shocksock: What the hell? Why are you touching my balls? Could have just asked me it is not my fault I don't have huge muscles.

Boss Theme

Fat Fuck starts skating around throwing grenades that land near Shocksock as the impact knocks him on to his butt. Shocksock does a backwards roll onto his feet and then avoides other explosions by doing gay cartsheel like some slutty cheerleader. Shocksock picks up some grenades during his cartwheels and throws them back at Fat Fuck which hurt him a little but he is well protected in his explosive proof suit.

Shocksock: PKB, how do I handle this?

PKB (Radio): Your fancy VR Training didn't prepare you for this?

Calli (Radio): Bad news! It seems that sword using freak will be comming for you so hurry up.

Shocksock: God damnit to hell!

Calli (Radio): Oh by the way.. Remember what tomorrow is?

Shocksock: GRRRRRRAAAHHHH!!!!

Fat Fuck skates up to Shocksock and punches him in the face and then saktes behind him to kick him up the butt and Shocksock falls over but rolls out of the way of the grenade attacks. Shocksock eats a chocolate bar he had in his pocket to get his strength back and then throws some more of those grenades back at Fat Fuck to knock him off balance again. Shocksock performs a roundhouse kick which knocks Fat Fuck down who cant get up cause he is so damn fat.

Fat Fuck: You have defeated me now take this Card Key to get into that armory it will help you.

Shocksock takes the Card Key and then heads towards the armory not even bothering to kill his opponent like a smart guy would cause he only knows VR Training.

Location: Armory

Shocksock picks up a sword and some fire arms which for some reason he didn't have before.

Shocksock: PKB, I raided the armory.

PKB (Radio): I hear you loud and clear.. Pick up that Sniper Rifle even tho you can't aim for shit.

Shocksock: Why use a gun I don't know how to aim!

PKB (Radio): If you have to run back here later on when you need it you'll be bitching but fine.

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Post Re: ForkHeads Solid (Story)
Yom's deathscream should be "NO! LOLIPURPLE!"

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I'm being forced to the dark side!

Does this mean I'll cut off lolipurple's arm in episode 4?

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Why am I such a useless character?

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because you're a woman.

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Sexist. I can dislocate your bones you know

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lies. Women can only dislocate boners. :twisted

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LOL

But seriously, I do know how to dislocate and relocate joints :=P

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That's scary.

I can't even dodge a normal attack by Hanzo, and it immediately knocks me unconscious like a little wimp.

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Actually, it's much easier to dislocate, you just need to position the part in the right direction and... :lol

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Post Re: ForkHeads Solid (Story)
calli wrote:
Sexist. I can dislocate your bones you know


I'd have a boner at that, but I'm a crotchety old man now. :(

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