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Post The world is fucked.
Hi!

this is my thesis on the appocalypse.

those of you who read the bible may have noticed that most of revelation chapter 6 has been completed already. and some of you may have been wondering when the next portion is going to begin.

well, I'm here to point out to you that it is already in the workings.

so you don't have to read some scripture or somehting heres what is said to be happening next:

There will be a great earthquake, the sun will become black as a sackcloth of hair, the moon as red as blood, the stars will fall from heaven, and heaven will be rolled away just like a scroll that is rolled together. then every mountain and island will be moved out of it's place (cities will split and continents will shatter)

Great Earthquake - Oil is the natural barrier that represses earthquakes like a wall and siphons thier intensity. theres so little oil left in the oil wells that people have started Fracking - fracking is to go down below shale rocks and drill to extract tiny little bubbles of gas that were stuck between the rocks. aka we are now drilling down to every last drop!

once it's all gone, an earthquake in the floor of the pacific ocean will be able to travel through the ground and shake the entire world causing volcanic erruptions and more earthquakes as it goes, a world wide earth quake.

What will cause the earthquake? the Sun undergoes a Flip every few months I think it's every 18 months, the sun flips from top to bottom. likewise when that happens we flip to and it's gravitational flip is felt on earth's core which being liquid goes all crazy causing the land masses to shift around. the sun flipping causes the biggest earthquakes we have.

The sun becoming black - or sun is only slightly bigger than a typical white dwarf star, unlike a Red Dwarf star (red dwarfs burn out completely) a white dwarf doesn't necessarily have to burn out completely inorder to die out, their lives are unpredictable because one day they'll be fine then FLIP OOOPS. when a white dwarf dies and ceases burning it turns black and emits a red glow that can only be seen reflecting off objects such as the moon.

NASA has confirmed pictures of somehting they called odd that happened during this years Solar Flip, there was a gigantic black hole inside our sun bigger than half it's mass, that black hole is all the dead unburnable material that had sunk to the center of the star and was being revealed as the star flipped. - our sun has less than half off it's burnable materials left. typically it's at this point that White dwarfs are in danger of burning out during a flip. every 18 months we are now in danger of not having a sun.

Red Dwarfs and White dwarfs: red dwarfs burn until the last drop of gas, white dwarfs burn until they become too dirty with ashes to sustain nuclear fission. at this point the white dwarf dies and flares, the flares are escaping hot gasses away from the cold core. the cold core then deteriorates until all of it's gravitational mass is gone.

During this time earth will not be in an ovular revoling cycle we will spin around the pieces of the former star gaining speed at a drastic rate until our speed exceeds gravity's ability to hold us in orbit to our star. and we are sent hurdling through space constantly gaining speed until we hit light speed.

During that time it will look like the stars are falling from the sky, that is, until we hit light speed then all will disappear into light. the black of space will disappear into bright light heaven will roll away like a scroll being closed.

Sinkholes - yep ever notice the increase in sinkhols all over the world? ever notice how they are bigger and more intense than ever?

Sinkholes- the earth was fairly solid for thousands of years no real sinkholes formed, not until the last 200 years or so. now they are out of control. why? the lack of oil to nullify earthquake intensity has resulted in Earthquakes that severely damage and crack the mantle. these cracks have been melted through by the hot magma in the earth's core now they are holes, and these holes are devouring any bedrock and dirt from the crust above them, effectively the dirt we stand on is being sucked down through cracks into the earth's core. that expands the core causing the cracks to grow in size.

eventually the earth will have it's great earthquake and will be hurdled through the stars as our sun dies, and here on earth our planet will be going crazy, all those cracks will break appart and shift around all over the place, parts of america will be in britain and britain in the middle east and africa in south america and china in the arctic and the arctic in india and austrailia in california and you get the idea.

the earth's surface will be jumbled.

so do you want to be around for that? it's not gonna be fun, you'll probably fall into a crack and end in a firey death. or get your dick and leg stck in a crack and chopped off as two pieces of land collide. or skewered as a spike of hard rock suddenly springs up from beneath you. or yeah.. the internet will be broken, there will be no electricity, gas pipes will be burst everywhere, no air conditioning or heating. no way to drive, and maybe even no food if all the stores are on the other side of the world. and you might have some smelly disease ridden nieghbors who immediately invade your house and poop on your floor like the 3rd world savages they are.

I don't want to be here for that..

and thats why there is jesus, jesus and his apostles spoke of this saying it was going to happen, and jesus provided a way out. see right before all this shit happens god comes and claims his people anyone who believes in jesus as thier savior will fly up on a cloud with him to heaven (and eventually a new world, technically it's earth after all the sinners are dead, god will re terraform it and place downa new city.) and the devil and all of hell and the evil men of earth will try to war against it and will be cast into the lake of fire gone forever.

where as we live for eternity no death, no sin, no crap or old age. just constant fun.

so which sounds better chaos and death or constant fun and eternal Life?

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Post Re: The world is fucked.
Wait a fucking second, Why the fuck would we be constantly gaining speed? we cant possible gain speed unless there is a increased force acting in a particular direction.
after we get hurtled out of orbit, we would pretty much be going the exact same speed as when we got hurtled.

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On some quest too cheat on his gf or raise affection of 5 women who conveniently live in my the same dorm as me.
In which I only have 100 days to seduce them all.

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Post Re: The world is fucked.
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Wait a fucking second, Why the fuck would we be constantly gaining speed? we cant possible gain speed unless there is a increased force acting in a particular direction.
after we get hurtled out of orbit, we would pretty much be going the exact same speed as when we got hurtled.



Gravitational deflection off of other objects some which are larger and traveling in the same direction at a larger speed. and of coarse you need to take into effect gravitational pull on stationary objects we pass.

we would be going too fast to orbit anything to start with, but we will still wrap around larger masses temporarily, this curve in our travel actually adds speed to our course.

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Post Re: The world is fucked.
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Headfuck The Wise! wrote:
Wait a fucking second, Why the fuck would we be constantly gaining speed? we cant possible gain speed unless there is a increased force acting in a particular direction.
after we get hurtled out of orbit, we would pretty much be going the exact same speed as when we got hurtled.



Gravitational deflection off of other objects some which are larger and traveling in the same direction at a larger speed. and of coarse you need to take into effect gravitational pull on stationary objects we pass.

we would be going too fast to orbit anything to start with, but we will still wrap around larger masses temporarily, this curve in our travel actually adds speed to our course.


Don't see how this would cause light speed.

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I'm trying i'm trying~ i'm making I'll try too slowly up my posting. At least once a day for a bit. Then I'll up that too twice, then four, then 8 and so on.
Until eventually I wake up one morning and find out that I am actually an Idiot hero.
On some quest too cheat on his gf or raise affection of 5 women who conveniently live in my the same dorm as me.
In which I only have 100 days to seduce them all.

Remon wrote:
Now we can dominate the porn industry, camera industry, AND the world!
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YOU BETTER STAY ALIVE OR ELSE I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND RAPE YOU DEAD.

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While the earthlings were trapped on their planet, bound by their backward beliefs, we escaped to the SMC, and began our legacy as a technological empire. We now have the technology to rebuild suns, star systems and even small proto-universes from scratch.

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the world ends when the fat lady sings

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