Episode 2: Pay-Per-ViewShocksock's Entrance Theme PlaysAnnouncer: Now making his way to the ring..
Where is Shocksock? Isn't he meant to be entering the ring.
Location: BackstagePKB and Shocksock are going at it knocking over tables and bashing eachothers heads in. Looks like this match will start backstage.
PKB: You want my belt? You want my BELT?
PKB picks up his Hardcore belt and starts hitting Shocksock in the face with it. PKB picks Shocksock up but Shocksock kicks him in the balls and this is perfectly legal in this match folks. Now Shocksock grabs PKB by the back of the neck and throws him into a vending machine there are cans everywhere. Shocksock picks up a can and starts to drink the soda and then he spits it out into PKB's face this man is sick.
Shocksock: Let's head out into the Parkling Lot.
Shocksock just threw PKB into a car and he goes right through the windshield. Shocksock approches the car but then gets hit across the back of the head with a steel chair. It's Headfuck The Wise bah gawd almighty what is he doing here. Headfuck The Wise continues to hit Shocksock with the steel chair while he is down he now drags PKB onto the hood of the car he just went threw and pins him.
Referee: 1..2..3
What the fuck? He wasn't in this match but because this is the Hardcore Championship he can win the belt by pinning the champ.
Announcer: New Hardcore champion.. Headfuck.. The WISE!!
Headfuck The Wise's Music PlaysPromoRecording: Bah Gawd Kodachi has attacked the Women's Champion Swtshiya. No.. NO!! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SHE JUST PUT SWTSHIYA THROUGH THE TABLE.
PresentKodachi's Entrance ThemeAnnouncer: Making her way to the ring the challenger for the Women's title she is Kodachi
The crowd boos Kodachi as she enters the ring but she does not give a flying fuck.
Swtshiya's Entrance ThemeAnnouncer: The Women's champion.. SWTSHIYA!!!
Swtshiya slowly walks down the ramp still suffering from the beat down Kodachi gave her last week.
Announcer: The match is for the WOMENS CHAMPIONSHIP!!
Kodachi runs towards Swtshiya and kicks her in the shin several times until she falls and then follows that up with a roundhouse kick to the face. Swtshiya trips up Kodachi while she is down but Kodachi quickly gets back to her feet and starts stomping on Swtshiya's leg.
Referee: That's enough! Let her out of the corner.
Swtshiya stumbles to her feet but Kodachi headbuts her and then gets her in a Figure-4-Leglock.
Swtshiya: Ahhhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhh!
Swtshiya struggles to grab the rope.. AND SHE DOES IT!! Kodachi has got to let go now due to rope break.
Referee: 2..3..4..5 RING THE BELL!!
Kodachi has been disqualified but she still aint letting go she is trying to break Swtshiya's leg somebody stop her.
Swtshiya: ARRRRRRRRHHHHHH!!! MY LEGS!!
The referee tries to break it up but fails to do so and then Kodachi suddenly stops. I think she has came to her sense thank god.. Wait whats this.
Kodachi: This aint over bitch.
Kodachi rolls outside the ring grabs a steel chair and then rolls back into the ring to start assaulting Swtshiya's injured legs with the steel chair. Somebody stop her this bitch is SICK! Kodachi then opens up the chair and puts Swtshiya's legs inside the chair I think she is trying to end her career. Kodachi climbs to the top rope and then jumps onto the chair.
Swtshiya: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Swtshiya starts crying from the pain and Kodachi smiles as she leaves the ring. Paramedics come down with a stretcher and help Swtshiya out of the ring.
Announcer: Because Kodachi got herself disqualified.. STILL Women's Champion.. SWTSHIYA!!
Lil Hizzle & Blingy's Entrance ThemeAnnouncer: Making their way to the ring. Tag Team Champions.. Lil Hizzle & BLING..YYYY!!
Lime & Yom's Entrance ThemeAnnouncer: Their opponents.. Lime & YOM!!
Lime stands on the corner as Yom will be the legal man fighting first. It seems Blingy and Lil Hizzle are discussing a plan. Lil Hizzle steps into the ring.
Announcer: This is a standard Tag Team match and it is for the TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP!!
Lil Hizzle and Yom grab eachother but whats this? Blingy is distracting the referee and Lil Hizzle knees Yom in the balls to take advantage of the grapple and then throws him across the ring with a Belly-To-Belly Suplex. The Referee puts his focus back onto the match that was a dirty trick but good teamwork by the Tag Team Champs.
Lime: Yo fuck you guys you cheating shits.
Blingy: Suck it bitch!
Lil Hizzle throws Yom into his corner and Blingy holds Yom's arms back as Lil Hizzle starts punching him.
Referee: LET HIM GO!! 2..3..4
Blingy lets go before they get disqualified and Lil Hizzle continues his assault. Lime tries to enter the ring but the Referee stops him allowing Blingy to jump into the ring and he starts stomping on Yom as Lil Hizzle laughs. Blingy jumps back onto the side of the ring and the Referee looks confused.
Lime: Fuck you Ref!
Lil Hizzle tags in Blingy. Lil Hizzle knocks down Yom with a Russian Leg Sweep and Blingy climbs to the tope rope to do a Frog Splash.
Yom: Urgh!
Blingy goes for the cover.
Referee: 1..2..
Yom kicks out at 2 and a half! Blingy picks up Yom but Yom gets Blingy into a Superlex and they both go down. Yom desperately needs to make a tag to his fresh partner who has not fought yet. Yom crawls over Lime and Blingy crawls towards Lil Hizzle. The crowd goes wild and starts cheering over what seems to be an amazing match. YOM MAKES THE TAG!! AND SO DOES BLINGY!!! Lime has EXPLODED into the ring he punches down Lil Hizzle, then Blingy, then Lil Hizzle again. Blingy goes for a closeline but Lime ducks and then kicks him in the face after Blingy turns around to face him. Lil Hizzle hits Yom with a Spear and Lime is down.
Referee: 1..2..3
The numbers game worked against Lime! His partner was too beat up to help and the champs ganged up on him until they won. What a great match.
Lil Hizzle & Blingy's MusicAnnouncer: Still Tag Team Champions.. Blingy & Lil HIZZLE!!
ADP's Entrance ThemeAnnouncer: He is the Forkheads Champion.. I give to you. A..D..P!!
Hanzo's Entrance ThemeAnnouncer: His opponent.. HANZOOOO!!!
What the fuck is this shit? There is no Referee!
Allor's Entrance ThemeWhat the fuck?
Allor enters the ring wearing the Referee uniform.
Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen it has been brought to my attention that Allor the head of the Forkheads Federation will be the Special Guest Referee.
Oh hell no that son of a bitch is gonna screw Hanzo over.
Announcer: On my left he is the Forkheads Champion.. ADP! On my right the challenger.. Hanzo!
The match begins and they are trading punches as Allor watches and I hope he calls it down the middle. ADP and Hanzo trade punches for a whole minute and then Hanzo side steps and performs a Closeline knocking ADP down. Hanzo goes for the pin.
Allor: 1..
ADP kicks out and the match continues. Hanzo takes a step back and tries to knee ADP in the face but he rolls out of the way and gets back onto his feet. Hanzo and ADP both knock eachother down with the Closeline at the same time. They both struggle to get to their feet ADP Spears Hanzo and pins him.
Allor: 1..2..
Hanzo kicks out just before 3. Hanzo just uppercuts ADP in the face as he gets back to his and then does a running knee jump to knock ADP down. Hanzo goes for the cover.
Allor: 1....2....
Wow a slow count by Allor and now he has stopped.
Hanzo looks at Allor and stands up.
Hanzo: WHAT THE FUCK, MAN?! SLOW COUNT AND YOU DIDN'T GET TO 3!!
Allor: You don't deserve to be champ.
ADP gives Hanzo a low blow from behind and then drags him down from a pin.
Allor: 1.2.3
Extremely fast counting from the head of Forkheads Federation.
Announcer: Still Forkheads champion.. A..D..P!
Damnit Hanzo was screwed! I knew this would happen and that son of a bitch is loving it.
Allor: Stop your damn booing! This man deserves your respect as the champ.