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Odin Anarki
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How I gained a fish army
ahn (10:35:54 PM): we need to feed god ahn (10:36:00 PM): we are hungry g0d (10:37:09 PM): What is this and why do I like it? ahn (10:37:24 PM): shhh we need protien g0d (10:37:59 PM): I heard cum and fingernails have alot of protien, you should try there. ahn (10:38:41 PM): we need meat of the unbaptized children of sodmizers and heretics god g0d (10:39:56 PM): How does a sodomizer have children, exactly? does the cum just jump out of the asshole like free willy and splash down in cuntland or something? ahn (10:40:21 PM): sodomizers hide their ways ahn (10:40:47 PM): defiling the sanctity of heterosexual marriage under your law god ahn (10:41:16 PM): we wish to commence mating god g0d (10:41:47 PM): Exactly, how do we do this, I mean, your a fish, and I only see one hole. g0d (10:42:03 PM): Oh well, they say you never look a gift horse in the mouth, SPLOOSH ahn (10:42:30 PM): we shall suck upon your manhood god ahn (10:42:43 PM): for the seed of christ can cure our sin ahn (10:42:47 PM): rain down upon us god ahn (10:43:11 PM): coat our scales with thy holy creation fluids g0d (10:43:28 PM): My milk shake brings all the fish to the yard, cause my rain, is better then yours. ahn (10:43:55 PM): yes, yes, rain upon our bussoms g0d (10:44:06 PM): So does this mean your going to grow a tree in your mouthcunt now or something? ahn (10:44:12 PM): no god ahn (10:44:24 PM): we are going to finish what we have started god g0d (10:44:47 PM): but I haven't even started what I finished! ahn (10:44:59 PM): we shall be the one to carry out your whims god ahn (10:45:15 PM): we are the jewish slaves from egypt god g0d (10:45:18 PM): Oh, right, make me a fish sandwich. ahn (10:45:28 PM): we are the negros upon the lands of the new america ahn (10:45:46 PM): a fish sandwich you command, and we shall provide, god ahn (10:46:08 PM): .. ahn (10:46:10 PM): .... ahn (10:46:19 PM): here is the sandwich you have spoken of before god ahn (10:46:40 PM): slaughtered are our children, laid betwixt thyne holy bread g0d (10:47:14 PM): This is a damn good sandwhich, I like it, now march, I don't really care where, just march, look like an army, a fish army. g0d (10:47:50 PM): I always wanted an army of cute little fishes. ahn (10:48:01 PM): the air will sound of boots upon the earth ahn (10:48:07 PM): ... ahn (10:48:08 PM): ... ahn (10:48:20 PM): our army has been erectified in your name god ahn (10:48:25 PM): shall we invade poland god g0d (10:49:47 PM): huh? poland, I was thinking something more like new zealand, you know what, lets invade both, the cool fishes get to invade new zealand and the warm fishes invade poland, with proper hitleric mustaches. ahn (10:50:58 PM): your words fill our ears god ahn (10:51:16 PM): we shall invade and begin spreading the name of our lord god ahn (10:51:33 PM): your holiness shall be known from ocean to ocean god ahn (10:52:39 PM): ... ahn (10:52:41 PM): ... ahn (10:52:52 PM): poland and new zealand has been properly invaded. ahn (10:53:11 PM): there is not yet a crown uncovered by us god ahn (10:53:33 PM): the smell of our bodies and the knowledge and love of you god ahn (10:53:43 PM): is in the hearts and minds of our vassels g0d (10:54:08 PM): Good, now bring me one of thosw new zeeny bitches for a sacrifice.. turn her into a sandwhich, and make sure she likes it! that will be the sign of true devotion! ahn (10:55:16 PM): it would be best if you took her virtue god ahn (10:55:58 PM): we cannot defile a woman of god without a confirmation she has fully accepted you as her master god g0d (10:57:04 PM): Then I shall take her virtue to the highest mountain, whatever that means. ahn (10:57:49 PM): we are afraid you cannot take her onto a mountain god ahn (10:58:10 PM): for the closer to the heavens she i god ahn (10:58:40 PM): she will defile our sacred holy lands with her impure, untouched baby caccoon god g0d (11:00:58 PM): Then we shall take her into a cave. g0d (11:01:20 PM): Illuminated with fireflys, or something fancy like that. ahn (11:01:31 PM): you should take into her cave god ahn (11:01:42 PM): she smells of one of us in heat g0d (11:02:08 PM): Then Spelunking I shall go, SPLOOSH! ahn (11:02:25 PM): someone has just told us ahn (11:02:39 PM): that we have pretty lips and that he shall teach us how to use them god ahn (11:03:07 PM): but these lips are only to preform sexual acts on infants and praise of your acts of miracles god g0d (11:03:53 PM): Be taught these whatever the fuck they are abilitys of great virtue! ahn (11:04:26 PM): shall we commence your rimming god g0d (11:05:10 PM): Hmm, that area is most sacred and shall not be touched. ahn (11:05:35 PM): as you wish god ahn (11:05:48 PM): are we a good servant god ahn (11:05:58 PM): or did we flounder in our attempts at pleasing you g0d (11:06:18 PM): I am as pleased as a sunshine rye bread at the beach in baltimore. ahn (11:06:29 PM): that was kind of gay god g0d (11:07:03 PM): Do you have a problem with my poetry? do you? ahn (11:07:28 PM): we would like to wonder why you wrote that in a napoleon dynamite diary god g0d (11:09:39 PM): No, it doesn't read nopoleon dynamite, it reads, Use dynamite on napoleon. Fish apparently cannot read because fisheyes, I suppose. ahn (11:09:58 PM): do you have eyedrops god ahn (11:10:02 PM): we don't seem to blink g0d (11:10:05 PM): I have cum. g0d (11:10:10 PM): Works just as well. ahn (11:10:18 PM): smear it on then god g0d (11:10:35 PM): SMEAR! ahn (11:10:48 PM): we are having an a-1 day g0d (11:11:44 PM): I would prefer an A+1 day. g0d (11:11:47 PM): Make it so. ahn (11:11:54 PM): yes god ahn (11:11:59 PM): we are having an a+1 day g0d (11:12:35 PM): Is the zeeny sandwiched yet? I'm becoming mildly patient. ahn (11:13:10 PM): we have scoured the islands both north and south ahn (11:13:16 PM): we have plucked the ripest pear ahn (11:13:24 PM): we have defiled her in your honor god ahn (11:13:32 PM): and here infront of you ahn (11:14:51 PM): upon my vassal's unclaimed baby caccoon ahn (11:15:04 PM): is the new zealand meat sandwich. ahn (11:15:08 PM): enjoy god g0d (11:16:19 PM): MUNCH! SAVOR! DELICIOUS! TASTES LIKE NIRVANA! ahn (11:16:44 PM): we would ask of you god ahn (11:16:53 PM): to stroke upon our head in praisse g0d (11:17:30 PM): STROKE! g0d (11:17:40 PM): Oh shit, I had a stroke. g0d (11:17:43 PM): But now it's gone. g0d (11:17:47 PM): HEADSTROKE! ahn (11:17:52 PM): are you semi paralyzed ahn (11:18:00 PM): oh it would seem we are excreting semen ahn (11:18:13 PM): our vassal is now wet and oozing vaginal liquid g0d (11:19:36 PM): Yes, you seem to have created a flood. g0d (11:19:41 PM): I'm gonna go for a swim g0d (11:19:46 PM): SWIM. ahn (11:19:47 PM): shall we swim together god g0d (11:19:59 PM): Yes. ahn (11:24:03 PM): /belly up g0d (11:25:49 PM): and swims over. g0d (11:25:53 PM): FLIP
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who149 wrote: I'm trying i'm trying~ i'm making I'll try too slowly up my posting. At least once a day for a bit. Then I'll up that too twice, then four, then 8 and so on. Until eventually I wake up one morning and find out that I am actually an Idiot hero. On some quest too cheat on his gf or raise affection of 5 women who conveniently live in my the same dorm as me. In which I only have 100 days to seduce them all.
Remon wrote: Now we can dominate the porn industry, camera industry, AND the world! YomToxic wrote: YOU BETTER STAY ALIVE OR ELSE I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND RAPE YOU DEAD.
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Re: How I gained a fish army
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Re: How I gained a fish army
Well god damn.
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Odin Anarki
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Re: How I gained a fish army
Jack standards the art in the back of the vans packages.
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who149 wrote: I'm trying i'm trying~ i'm making I'll try too slowly up my posting. At least once a day for a bit. Then I'll up that too twice, then four, then 8 and so on. Until eventually I wake up one morning and find out that I am actually an Idiot hero. On some quest too cheat on his gf or raise affection of 5 women who conveniently live in my the same dorm as me. In which I only have 100 days to seduce them all.
Remon wrote: Now we can dominate the porn industry, camera industry, AND the world! YomToxic wrote: YOU BETTER STAY ALIVE OR ELSE I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND RAPE YOU DEAD.
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Re: How I gained a fish army
*RAPES THE OCEAN*
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fluffy
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Re: How I gained a fish army
Argh, the sea be a cruel mistress.
_________________ In just under one-thousand eight-bit bytes I have to confer some glorious shrine to myself by means of text, images, hyper links, embeded flash compositions and possibly formatting. I could abuse this easily. Ten hour clips on youtube embeded in a single vertical stack. Multi-megapixel long transparent GIFs causing scrollbar hell. Nuero-linguistic programs that fuck your mind like a fresh squid. Eye raping color schemes using ascii full-width blocks. Images or links to images of things that can not be unseen. Anything called "epilepsy" dot SWF. This is what I want to do. I am not a good person. I just know that would be a flagrant display of disrespect. I'll wait until I can get away with it. NOW IN GLORIOUS TODD A.O.! fluffco™ LLC takes no responsibility for anything, ever, at all, under any circumstances and is entirely fictional outside Colorado.
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Pantsman
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Re: How I gained a fish army
fluffy wrote: Argh, the sea be a cruel mistress.
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Re: How I gained a fish army
All hands on deck! Batten down the hatches! Ishmael… bring me my harpoon.
_________________ In just under one-thousand eight-bit bytes I have to confer some glorious shrine to myself by means of text, images, hyper links, embeded flash compositions and possibly formatting. I could abuse this easily. Ten hour clips on youtube embeded in a single vertical stack. Multi-megapixel long transparent GIFs causing scrollbar hell. Nuero-linguistic programs that fuck your mind like a fresh squid. Eye raping color schemes using ascii full-width blocks. Images or links to images of things that can not be unseen. Anything called "epilepsy" dot SWF. This is what I want to do. I am not a good person. I just know that would be a flagrant display of disrespect. I'll wait until I can get away with it. NOW IN GLORIOUS TODD A.O.! fluffco™ LLC takes no responsibility for anything, ever, at all, under any circumstances and is entirely fictional outside Colorado.
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Re: How I gained a fish army
*FUCKS IMAGERY*
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Odin Anarki
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Re: How I gained a fish army
Man , Why do they get rainbow money! I wan't my useless green paper to be rainbow colored!
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who149 wrote: I'm trying i'm trying~ i'm making I'll try too slowly up my posting. At least once a day for a bit. Then I'll up that too twice, then four, then 8 and so on. Until eventually I wake up one morning and find out that I am actually an Idiot hero. On some quest too cheat on his gf or raise affection of 5 women who conveniently live in my the same dorm as me. In which I only have 100 days to seduce them all.
Remon wrote: Now we can dominate the porn industry, camera industry, AND the world! YomToxic wrote: YOU BETTER STAY ALIVE OR ELSE I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND RAPE YOU DEAD.
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Re: How I gained a fish army
20 000 VIETNAMESE DONGS
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Newpurple wrote: 20 000 VIETNAMESE DONGS OMG! ALL VIATNAMESE BANKS ARE LOADED WITH MILLIONS OF DONGS!
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