[6:38:43 AM] A̸п̸ї̸м̸ё̸F̸ц̸ᴄ̸к̸H̸є̸ᴀ̸ᴅ̸: I get my cracked launchers from the pirate bay.
[6:39:32 AM] A̸п̸ї̸м̸ё̸F̸ц̸ᴄ̸к̸H̸є̸ᴀ̸ᴅ̸: just type something like minecraft "server version number"
[6:39:59 AM] A̸п̸ї̸м̸ё̸F̸ц̸ᴄ̸к̸H̸є̸ᴀ̸ᴅ̸: All though I think the new versions can play on the old servers.
[12:30:08 PM] Youmu Chan: Butts
[12:36:29 PM] Hareonca: VAGINASAUR REX
[12:36:40 PM] Hareonca: I attack your Butts
[12:36:44 PM] Hareonca: FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE
[12:37:18 PM] Hareonca: I place a card in the spell/trap zone and end my turn.
[12:39:34 PM] Youmu Chan: Oh yeah!?
[12:39:53 PM] Youmu Chan: My card was a trap card! It was a cigarette butt!
[12:40:08 PM] Youmu Chan: All your attached mana is destroyed!
[12:40:14 PM] Hareonca: I counter with the Quick play spell Jizz Storm.
[12:40:31 PM] Youmu Chan: You cannot cast Jizz storm as your fields were eaten!
[12:40:44 PM] Hareonca: Ah But I have Reina On the Field!
[12:43:03 PM] Youmu Chan: She'll need to add at least one orgasm mana to herself before she can cast jizz storm!
[12:43:09 PM] Youmu Chan: So, my turn.
[12:43:23 PM] Youmu Chan: I place a Yukkuri Yom on the playing field!
[12:43:34 PM] Youmu Chan: I add one Baka card to it!
[12:44:01 PM] Youmu Chan: I skip attack, and place an angry toddler on the spell zone!
[12:44:11 PM] Youmu Chan: and then I end my turn
[12:44:27 PM] Hareonca: I draw.
[12:44:47 PM] Hareonca: I place Klacidian Vault into the Field Zone.
[12:44:58 PM] Hareonca: Every Standby phase we gain 1000 Magic Good
[12:45:28 PM] Hareonca: Oldfag tech can be played free of charge and newfag techs pay twice as much
[12:45:43 PM] Hareonca: I play Shiya's Grace and draw 4 cards
[12:46:02 PM] Hareonca: I equip Reina with Yom's Penor
[12:46:32 PM] Hareonca: And Cast Jizz Storm
[12:46:51 PM] Hareonca: I play Loli Ranch and end my turn.
[12:46:52 PM] Youmu Chan: Yukkuri Yom takes 2 markers of damage. 2 markers remain.
[12:47:17 PM] Youmu Chan: I draw.
[12:48:14 PM] Youmu Chan: I place Ageless Abyss in the Field Zone. "Yom" type creatures will regain 1 marker of health per standby turn.
[12:50:26 PM] Youmu Chan: I play Purple Screwdriver. The Purple Screwdriver has been placed in the spell zone.
[12:50:44 PM] Youmu Chan: I add another Baka card to Yukkuri Yom and skip attack.
[12:50:54 PM] Hareonca: Ah Ah ah
[12:51:01 PM] Hareonca: Loli Ranch is on the field.
[12:51:10 PM] Hareonca: Yom Type Monsters must attack it.
[12:51:34 PM] Youmu Chan: Unable to attack as there's not enough Baka cards attached to Yukkuri Yom.
[12:51:44 PM] Youmu Chan: sorry, Reina.
[12:51:47 PM] Youmu Chan: =]
[12:52:01 PM] Hareonca: Loli Ranch's effect are outside the Normal Scope Yom.
[12:52:07 PM] Youmu Chan: oh. Okay.
[12:52:31 PM] Youmu Chan: Yukkuri Yom attacks Loli Ranch. Yukkuri Yom's baka charge!
[12:53:08 PM] Youmu Chan: Since Yukkuri Yom has 2/6 of the required cards, his attack will be Atk-4
[12:53:37 PM] Youmu Chan: YomToxic rolls 1d6 and gets 4.
[12:53:42 PM] Youmu Chan: 4-4=0
[12:53:51 PM] Youmu Chan: Yukkuri Yom's attack did no damage.
[12:54:26 PM] Youmu Chan: I end my turn.
[1:04:08 PM] Youmu Chan: Are you skipping your turn, Reina-chan?
[1:06:45 PM] Hareonca: Was talking to someone about dulap enlargement.
[1:06:50 PM] Youmu Chan: lol
[1:06:51 PM] Youmu Chan: k
[1:06:58 PM] Hareonca: I draw.
[1:07:15 PM] Hareonca: I activate Loli Rance and search my deck for a loli card and put it in my hand.
[1:07:28 PM] Hareonca: and discard Newfag in exchange.
[1:07:58 PM] Hareonca: I activate Reina's secondary effect and special summon a loli into play...
[1:08:10 PM] Hareonca: I pick Loli Reina
[1:08:21 PM] Youmu Chan: Loli Rance
[1:08:24 PM] Youmu Chan: fufufufufufu~
[1:08:57 PM] Hareonca: With her Special Affect I Sacrifice Kalcidian Vault and bring Loli Village into play
[1:09:07 PM] Hareonca: Loli Village allows me to summon as many lolis as I want!
[1:09:19 PM] A̸п̸ї̸м̸ё̸F̸ц̸ᴄ̸к̸H̸є̸ᴀ̸ᴅ̸: so this is what you two have been doing while me and kitsy were overcoming the seed of guilt?
[1:09:27 PM] A̸п̸ї̸м̸ё̸F̸ц̸ᴄ̸к̸H̸є̸ᴀ̸ᴅ̸: I am amused.
[1:09:31 PM] Hareonca: New Parple
[1:09:33 PM] Hareonca: AFH
[1:09:41 PM] Hareonca: and...
[1:09:44 PM] Hareonca: Black SeiKain
[1:09:56 PM] Youmu Chan: =]
[1:09:58 PM] A̸п̸ї̸м̸ё̸F̸ц̸ᴄ̸к̸H̸є̸ᴀ̸ᴅ̸: Me and kitsys love is even stronger.
[1:10:05 PM] A̸п̸ї̸м̸ё̸F̸ц̸ᴄ̸к̸H̸є̸ᴀ̸ᴅ̸: kitsy is michelle, by the way.
[1:10:06 PM] Hareonca: I play the Spell Card.
[1:10:07 PM] Hareonca: UGUU~
[1:10:07 PM] Youmu Chan: guilt, AFH?
[1:10:10 PM] A̸п̸ї̸м̸ё̸F̸ц̸ᴄ̸к̸H̸є̸ᴀ̸ᴅ̸: to note.
[1:10:16 PM] A̸п̸ї̸м̸ё̸F̸ц̸ᴄ̸к̸H̸є̸ᴀ̸ᴅ̸: I'll explain later, yom.
[1:10:20 PM] Youmu Chan: okay
[1:10:21 PM] A̸п̸ї̸м̸ё̸F̸ц̸ᴄ̸к̸H̸є̸ᴀ̸ᴅ̸: not ready to tell you just yet.
[1:10:25 PM] Hareonca: Loli's Cutness LEvels double till the end of the turn.
[1:10:32 PM] A̸п̸ї̸м̸ё̸F̸ц̸ᴄ̸к̸H̸є̸ᴀ̸ᴅ̸: tomarrow, maybe.
[1:10:35 PM] Youmu Chan: okay
[1:10:40 PM] Hareonca: I play Tentacle Shrine.
[1:10:49 PM] Youmu Chan: sorry for..... intruding on your minds like that.
[1:10:53 PM] Hareonca: AFH and Loliparple double their attack power until end of turn.
[1:11:01 PM] A̸п̸ї̸м̸ё̸F̸ц̸ᴄ̸к̸H̸є̸ᴀ̸ᴅ̸: Today.. I sleep, peacefully, and free of any insecuritys, free of any doubts, free of all guilt, free of all tension.
[1:11:06 PM] A̸п̸ї̸м̸ё̸F̸ц̸ᴄ̸к̸H̸є̸ᴀ̸ᴅ̸: Love to you all!
[1:11:18 PM] Hareonca: ULTIMEGA LOLI BARRAGE~(heart)
[1:11:27 PM] Youmu Chan: how much damage will it do?
[1:11:34 PM] Hareonca: -237
[1:11:39 PM] Hareonca: They're Lolis...
[1:11:48 PM] Hareonca: But It'll be adorable as all fuck
[1:11:50 PM] Youmu Chan: ;_;
[1:12:08 PM] Hareonca: causing all your monsters to get noseblees and spend the next 3 turns looking for tissues.
[1:12:18 PM] Youmu Chan: ;_;
[1:12:32 PM] Hareonca: I lay a card face down and end my turn
[1:12:44 PM] Youmu Chan: 237, right? Are you sure?
[1:12:58 PM] Hareonca: negative 237
[1:13:00 PM] Youmu Chan: yeah
[1:13:03 PM] Youmu Chan: okay
[1:13:10 PM] Hareonca: They accidentally heal you.
[1:13:14 PM] Hareonca: They're clumsy Lolis
[1:13:28 PM] A̸п̸ї̸м̸ё̸F̸ц̸ᴄ̸к̸H̸є̸ᴀ̸ᴅ̸: I am not a clumsly loli.
[1:13:38 PM] Hareonca: My next turn wil end you!
[1:13:38 PM] A̸п̸ї̸м̸ё̸F̸ц̸ᴄ̸к̸H̸є̸ᴀ̸ᴅ̸: I'm just yoms brother, basicly.
[1:13:45 PM] Youmu Chan: I was hoping they'd kill Yukkuri Yom.
[1:14:00 PM] Hareonca: You tripped everyone else with your tentacle and then busted a gut laughing your ass off.
[1:14:09 PM] Youmu Chan: okay
[1:14:11 PM] A̸п̸ї̸м̸ё̸F̸ц̸ᴄ̸к̸H̸є̸ᴀ̸ᴅ̸: Pretty much.
[1:14:20 PM] A̸п̸ї̸м̸ё̸F̸ц̸ᴄ̸к̸H̸є̸ᴀ̸ᴅ̸: Good thing I have 17 other guts.
[1:14:54 PM] Youmu Chan: I draw Blessings of Klacid. I can now draw any four cards from my deck - but mush shuffle afterwards.
[1:17:13 PM] Youmu Chan: I draw; 1 4X baka energy card, 1 card of Abyss Gate, 1 card of Clear Heavens and 1 card of Yom's Glasses.
[1:17:19 PM] Youmu Chan: I shuffle my deck.
[1:17:46 PM] Youmu Chan: I add 4X Baka Energy Card to Yukkuri Yom. He now has all 6 baka energy cards.
[1:18:14 PM] Youmu Chan: I play Abyss Gate. To activate it, I must roll 3d6 higher than 12
[1:19:18 PM] Youmu Chan: I do not activate it this turn, choosing instead "Sacrifice".
[1:19:48 PM] Youmu Chan: I skip my attack turn.
[1:20:03 PM] Youmu Chan: I place Clear Heavens on my spell area.
[1:20:12 PM] Youmu Chan: I activate Angry Toddler card.
[1:20:17 PM] Youmu Chan: and I end my turn.
[1:20:32 PM] Hareonca: Durnign your end phase I activate a spell Card.
[1:20:35 PM] Hareonca: Yandere.
[1:20:46 PM] Hareonca: All Lolis now express affection with violence
[1:20:59 PM] Hareonca: I draw
[1:21:25 PM] Hareonca: I activate Reina's affect and search my deck for a loli card.
[1:21:54 PM] Hareonca: I play Loli Griselda Cunttits
[1:22:04 PM] Youmu Chan: I shall miss her... so so much.
[1:22:15 PM] Hareonca: And Discard a Klacidian Mustafa Drum Solo
[1:22:37 PM] Hareonca: I play Moe
[1:23:01 PM] Hareonca: Searching my deck for any number of loli equip cards.
[1:23:05 PM] Hareonca: School bathing suit...
[1:23:08 PM] Hareonca: bunny girl
[1:23:15 PM] Hareonca: maid outfit
[1:23:22 PM] Hareonca: Magical girl
[1:23:38 PM] Hareonca: I equip these to my lolis raising their affect by 200 a piece!
[1:27:19 PM] Hareonca: Yandere Uguu
[1:27:34 PM] Youmu Chan: =]
[1:27:58 PM] Hareonca: Yom's side of the field is rediced to the bits and pieces of things he used to control.
[1:28:19 PM] Hareonca: And Reina then proceeds to hump all of these disembodied pieces
[1:28:26 PM] Youmu Chan: How much damage does it do to Yukkuri Yom?
[1:28:44 PM] Hareonca: 2,000,000
[1:28:47 PM] Hareonca: + 4
[1:28:51 PM] Youmu Chan: KO, eh?
[1:28:59 PM] Hareonca: And then raped yes.
[1:29:04 PM] Youmu Chan: fufufufufufu~
[1:29:27 PM] Hareonca: We let AFH have you.
[1:30:02 PM] Youmu Chan: effect: If Yukkuri Yom is KO'd while having 6 baka cards, then instead of sending it to the graveyard, send it to the Abyss, which is activated by the Sacrifice.
[1:30:30 PM] Youmu Chan: I send my Yukkuri Yom to the Abyss, sacrificing it with all its cards.
[1:30:49 PM] Hareonca: I play nipples!
[1:30:53 PM] Hareonca: These do nothing.
[1:31:13 PM] Youmu Chan: The Abyss has been activated.
[1:31:16 PM] Hareonca: You may continue your turn
[1:31:23 PM] Youmu Chan: ending your turn?
[1:31:34 PM] Hareonca: I play the Crashy McSplody
[1:31:55 PM] A̸п̸ї̸м̸ё̸F̸ц̸ᴄ̸к̸H̸є̸ᴀ̸ᴅ̸: This needs to be made into a real card game.
[1:32:26 PM] Hareonca: Reina Boards it and crashes mcspody's it into the Gate destroying it.
[1:32:35 PM] Youmu Chan: Perfect.
[1:32:40 PM] Youmu Chan: Ha ha ha!
[1:32:42 PM] Youmu Chan: HA HA HA!
[1:33:03 PM] Hareonca: The revival counter for the Crashy McSplody resets to 6.
[1:33:23 PM] Hareonca: And Reina humps the wreckage of the gate.
[1:33:51 PM] Hareonca: I end my turn.
[1:34:22 PM] Youmu Chan: okay
[1:34:27 PM] Youmu Chan: In the previous turn, you did 237 Adorable Damage to Yukkuri Yom. Therefore I add a 200 Adorable card, a 30 adorable card and a 7 adorable card.
[1:34:31 PM] Youmu Chan: to my hand.
[1:35:18 PM] A̸п̸ї̸м̸ё̸F̸ц̸ᴄ̸к̸H̸є̸ᴀ̸ᴅ̸: the way you guys are going you could play this all night.
[1:35:23 PM] Youmu Chan: That
[1:35:25 PM] Youmu Chan: is what fun
[1:35:27 PM] Youmu Chan: is all about
[1:35:36 PM] A̸п̸ї̸м̸ё̸F̸ц̸ᴄ̸к̸H̸є̸ᴀ̸ᴅ̸: reminds me of when I played yugioh with myself.
[1:35:41 PM] Hareonca: I activate Ddos Yom loses~(heart)
[1:35:50 PM] Youmu Chan: lol
[1:36:00 PM] Youmu Chan: its not your turn yet, little one.
[1:36:06 PM] Hareonca: Quickplay spell
[1:36:21 PM] A̸п̸ї̸м̸ё̸F̸ц̸ᴄ̸к̸H̸є̸ᴀ̸ᴅ̸: cept I had a bunch of fake cards
[1:36:24 PM] Youmu Chan: lol
[1:36:36 PM] Hareonca: Lol could always play server crash XD
[1:36:40 PM] A̸п̸ї̸м̸ё̸F̸ц̸ᴄ̸к̸H̸є̸ᴀ̸ᴅ̸: Like I goot two packs of lots of fake cards and a few real ones.
[1:36:45 PM] Hareonca: Resets the entire round XD
[1:37:14 PM] Youmu Chan: The Abyss accepts the Sacrifice and Special Summons Yom to the playing field.
[1:37:43 PM] Hareonca: -Yandere Lolis lock onto target-
[1:37:44 PM] A̸п̸ї̸м̸ё̸F̸ц̸ᴄ̸к̸H̸є̸ᴀ̸ᴅ̸: So I would make up the rules since the descriptions on the fake cards made no sense and were in horrible engrish.
[1:37:54 PM] A̸п̸ї̸м̸ё̸F̸ц̸ᴄ̸к̸H̸є̸ᴀ̸ᴅ̸: if not actually in japanese.
[1:38:18 PM] Hareonca: I activate the quickplay card censor ship.
[1:38:25 PM] Hareonca: your boner shrinks by 3 inches.
[1:38:39 PM] Youmu Chan: Theme music plays.
[1:38:40 PM] Youmu Chan:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpY5IVPynAo[1:39:46 PM] Youmu Chan: As there are 6 lolis on the playing field, Yom's attack and defense is up by 6, for a total of 1,248,000 and 2,120,000 respectively.
[1:40:32 PM] Hareonca: -Reina sweezes Yom's penis-
[1:41:07 PM] Youmu Chan: I attach my 200 Adorable card to Yom.
[1:41:23 PM] Hareonca: -Universe implodes-
[1:42:11 PM] Youmu Chan: I now special summon 150 lolis and place them on the playing field. I sacrifice 50 adoration and turn your Loli village.
[1:42:25 PM] Youmu Chan: I will now roll 5d20 dice
[1:42:30 PM] Hareonca: ah ah ah...
[1:42:42 PM] Hareonca: All Loli's belong in Loli Village.
[1:42:49 PM] Youmu Chan: YomToxic rolls 5d20 and gets 7,17,10,8,14.
[1:42:54 PM] Hareonca: All 150 lolis are mine...
[1:43:18 PM] Youmu Chan: 46
[1:43:21 PM] Hareonca: With the exception of the Special Lolis.
[1:44:14 PM] Youmu Chan: Loli village cheers for Yom and Yom gains 46 adoration points. A 40 adoration card and 6 adoration card is placed to my hand.
[1:44:21 PM] Youmu Chan: yeah
[1:44:24 PM] Youmu Chan: I turned it.
[1:44:32 PM] Youmu Chan: oh yeah
[1:44:32 PM] Hareonca: Ah ah ah
[1:44:37 PM] Youmu Chan: now that thats done.
[1:44:37 PM] Hareonca: You needed the lolis.
[1:44:58 PM] Hareonca: When you played them i had the village and they became mine
[1:45:08 PM] Hareonca: so you didn't have the lolis avaialbe to turn the village.
[1:45:08 PM] Youmu Chan: you were too slow.
[1:45:12 PM] Youmu Chan: nah
[1:45:15 PM] Youmu Chan: I used Adoration.
[1:45:20 PM] Youmu Chan: from your previous attacks
[1:45:32 PM] Youmu Chan: now then
[1:45:57 PM] Youmu Chan: I will now toss 3 dice with 20 edges
[1:46:14 PM] Youmu Chan: YomToxic rolls 3d20 and gets 14,7,9.
[1:46:22 PM] Hareonca: I activate Vaginasaur
[1:46:27 PM] Hareonca: It eats the dice.
[1:46:29 PM] Youmu Chan: 30
[1:46:57 PM] Youmu Chan: I activate my special attack: Unstable particle beam.
[1:47:44 PM] Youmu Chan: Dice=30*Total Adoration(340)
[1:47:57 PM] Youmu Chan: 10200 damage.
[1:48:02 PM] Youmu Chan: to Reina
[1:48:18 PM] Hareonca: Reina Shrugs it off
[1:48:22 PM] Youmu Chan: I will now use regular attack
[1:48:37 PM] Youmu Chan: I equip angry toddler
[1:48:42 PM] Youmu Chan: and skip my attack turn
[1:49:19 PM] Youmu Chan: I place Clear Sky in the spell area and end my turn.
[1:50:15 PM] A̸п̸ї̸м̸ё̸F̸ц̸ᴄ̸к̸H̸є̸ᴀ̸ᴅ̸: Do tell who wins after your all done.
[1:50:21 PM] Hareonca: I draw.
[1:50:33 PM] Youmu Chan: This battle will last for billions of years
[1:50:34 PM] A̸п̸ї̸м̸ё̸F̸ц̸ᴄ̸к̸H̸є̸ᴀ̸ᴅ̸: oh shit, noone wins. reina drawed
[1:50:48 PM] A̸п̸ї̸м̸ё̸F̸ц̸ᴄ̸к̸H̸є̸ᴀ̸ᴅ̸: -joke
[1:50:52 PM] Youmu Chan: lol
[1:50:57 PM] Hareonca: I play Reina Drawed
[1:51:04 PM] Hareonca: The game is instantly declared a tie
[1:51:19 PM] Youmu Chan: An honorable surrender. How wise of you. I.... do not accept.
[1:51:29 PM] Hareonca: The loli Accept.
[1:51:47 PM] Hareonca: Yom is alone...
[1:51:54 PM] Youmu Chan: I'm used to being alone.
[1:51:54 PM] Hareonca: Activating his special Ability
[1:52:16 PM] Hareonca: The field is crushed uunder An Immense Forever Alone Emote
[1:52:25 PM] Youmu Chan: Yom dies
[1:52:51 PM] Youmu Chan: ;_;
[1:53:04 PM] Hareonca: Reina: -Rapes corpse-
[1:53:45 PM] Youmu Chan: The abyss was still active. It accepts the corpse as a sacrifice.
[1:54:04 PM] Hareonca: Ah ah
[1:54:07 PM] Hareonca: I broke the gate
[1:54:10 PM] Youmu Chan: Ah
[1:54:11 PM] Youmu Chan: the gate
[1:54:13 PM] Youmu Chan: lol
[1:54:45 PM] Youmu Chan: thats okay
[1:54:49 PM] Youmu Chan: that was the decoy
[1:55:01 PM] Youmu Chan: Yom is reincarnated.
[1:55:02 PM] Hareonca:
[1:55:29 PM] Hareonca: Still my turn... keep that in mind~
[1:55:33 PM] Youmu Chan: since I'm reincarnated, I'll use my angry toddler on Loli ranch.
[1:56:03 PM] Youmu Chan: I'll also equip the Yom's Glasses card.
[1:56:13 PM] Hareonca: still my turn...
[1:56:24 PM] Youmu Chan: guhehehe~
[1:57:02 PM] Youmu Chan: The Angry Toddler was placed in Loli Ranch, and a siren sounds in the distance.
[1:57:37 PM] Hareonca: -Loli Reina activates-
[1:57:43 PM] Youmu Chan: Eeeeeeexcellent
[1:57:57 PM] Hareonca: She eats Yom
[1:58:04 PM] Youmu Chan: Just as keikaku.
[1:58:16 PM] Youmu Chan: Yom is absorbed into her body
[1:58:28 PM] Youmu Chan: the cells find her ovaries and trigger them
[1:58:31 PM] Hareonca: Reina prevails
[1:58:48 PM] Youmu Chan: Reina lays a lot of eggs.
[1:58:57 PM] Hareonca: And eats them
[1:58:58 PM] Youmu Chan: Yom is reincarnated through the abyss
[1:59:27 PM] Youmu Chan: wtf
[1:59:30 PM] Youmu Chan: lemme see that card
[1:59:38 PM] Hareonca: Nope.
[1:59:42 PM] Youmu Chan: okay
[2:00:12 PM] Youmu Chan: I place a card facedown on the spell area.
[2:00:32 PM] Hareonca: -puts nope into the discard pile-
[2:00:47 PM] Youmu Chan: I cast Gainax Ending.
[2:00:58 PM] Hareonca: Everyone is disappointed.
[2:01:00 PM] Hareonca: Game over.
[2:01:40 PM] Hareonca: gg yom gg
[2:02:05 PM] Youmu Chan:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2E73uBUj1w[2:02:25 PM] Youmu Chan: You do realize
[2:02:28 PM] Youmu Chan: that by doing so
[2:02:47 PM] Youmu Chan: I have spawned YEARS worth of discussion, once more bringing life to this dead universe?
[2:03:36 PM] Youmu Chan: By sacrificing my body to create the new world, I have completed my purpose, and ascend to a higher plane of existence.