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Post Dream Diary: What the fuck, brain(sss)!?
I was in school, studying something, when all of a sudden... FUCKING BLUE ZOMBIES EVERYWHERE! HOLY SHIT GOTTA GET OUTTA THERE!
I run away from some ghost who are pretty slow, only to run into an ambush! A female Zombie jumps at me! I dodge her attack, but this bitch is fast! She is hot on my tail!
She starts yelling at me.
"You can't run from us! We're the good side! We don't have hats, and so we can't go on vacation like you! You're feminist! I on the other hand am a feminist 'conspiracist'!"
I'm like "wut" and then I jump over a fence and over a ditch. I land in grass as tall as me, and then she comes after. Just as I am about to get bitten (or have my hat removed. I don't even know anymore...) A fucking car comes crashing from behind, squishing the female zombie, letting me just escape. Out of the car comes more humans who escaped the school of zombies. People start throwing rocks at the female zombie who still is alive, but barely. Then some douche is all "No! Stop this madness. They have lives just like us! They're just mad because they're the victims of unequal rights!" Then I fucking bailed and woke up. :=(:

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Post Re: Dream Diary: What the fuck, brain(sss)!?
You'd better have that wound looked at, before you start turning blue, closetparpol...

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Post Re: Dream Diary: What the fuck, brain(sss)!?
yom, you have such a delicious looking hat...

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It's actually a pair of panties a loli gave me, for saving her from evil ageist bigots.

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no wonder they looked delicious...

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You should enchant them. I heard they get pretty sweet bonus stats.

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Post Re: Dream Diary: What the fuck, brain(sss)!?
I want to mix our blood, and put in the ground, so you can never leave.

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Post Re: Dream Diary: What the fuck, brain(sss)!?
dude though like, what if zombies and skeletons and humans and shit lived in harmony?

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zombies and skeletons would not get laid.

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Newpurple wrote:
zombies and skeletons would not get laid.


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