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I was in school, studying something, when all of a sudden... FUCKING BLUE ZOMBIES EVERYWHERE! HOLY SHIT GOTTA GET OUTTA THERE! I run away from some ghost who are pretty slow, only to run into an ambush! A female Zombie jumps at me! I dodge her attack, but this bitch is fast! She is hot on my tail! She starts yelling at me. "You can't run from us! We're the good side! We don't have hats, and so we can't go on vacation like you! You're feminist! I on the other hand am a feminist 'conspiracist'!" I'm like "wut" and then I jump over a fence and over a ditch. I land in grass as tall as me, and then she comes after. Just as I am about to get bitten (or have my hat removed. I don't even know anymore...) A fucking car comes crashing from behind, squishing the female zombie, letting me just escape. Out of the car comes more humans who escaped the school of zombies. People start throwing rocks at the female zombie who still is alive, but barely. Then some douche is all "No! Stop this madness. They have lives just like us! They're just mad because they're the victims of unequal rights!" Then I fucking bailed and woke up.
I want to mix our blood, and put in the ground, so you can never leave.
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Re: Dream Diary: What the fuck, brain(sss)!?
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Re: Dream Diary: What the fuck, brain(sss)!?
dude though like, what if zombies and skeletons and humans and shit lived in harmony?
I'm trying i'm trying~ i'm making I'll try too slowly up my posting. At least once a day for a bit. Then I'll up that too twice, then four, then 8 and so on. Until eventually I wake up one morning and find out that I am actually an Idiot hero. On some quest too cheat on his gf or raise affection of 5 women who conveniently live in my the same dorm as me. In which I only have 100 days to seduce them all.
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