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I had to go fix settings in the admin panel to be able to set-up my new kit, since when did you all become size jews.

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Post Re: What the fuck crawled up you guys' arses
At least this hasn't taken off yet.

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Post Re: What the fuck crawled up you guys' arses
Wow, people are morons.

Do I need to pull a CBP to make the babies stop yapping?

I could understand those kind of "restrictions" in the 90s when having a 800-ish pixel resolution on your screen was kick-ass, but now monitors of 2000+ are common.

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Some scrollbar hell would put things in perspective.

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This site is built for PCs first, not for bloody iphones and tablets.

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Like I said, moar scrollbar hell. I'm too lazy to spam something right now but I may do that later.

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Wow, people are morons.

Do I need to pull a CBP to make the babies stop yapping?

I could understand those kind of "restrictions" in the 90s when having a 800-ish pixel resolution on your screen was kick-ass, but now monitors of 2000+ are common.
Monitors of two-thousand pixels and beyond. Common meaning what, exactly. I'm just going to stop there because I actually agree with you. As a pixel whore I would be comfortable with avatars into the megapixel range (we're barely into the kilopixel range now) and signatures littered with HTML and images to match. That being said I hold two other opinions that contradict this; that form and function must be preserved and that compatibility—with even obsolete devices—shouldn't be broken for the sake of some function.

Further complicating matters is that the pixel count should never be decreased for any reason under any circumstances ever at all; even if I say otherwise which means something—in fact, it may the the only thing that means anything.

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Some scrollbar hell would put things in perspective.
I fear that at this point me submitting to this urge would be detonating the full scale Tsar Bomba (which, while the largest nuclear device detonated on Earth in recorded history, was still a reduced "test" payload and "just a test") in a situation that's merely a lit match. I should point out that I have saved a post that contains no embedded images or links and is well within the post size limit but already causes lag even on my computer. Something is wrong with me. Any-who, I vote for a fuck you: we just force user agents from shit devices to molest a retarded version of the forums with the same color pallet but fewer interface elements that are images/SWFs and minified HTML/CSS/JS.

The simplest method of performing this fuck-you would be to implement a m.forkheads.net subdomain which calls phpBB with some kind of mobile mod and theme combined with a script to auto-fuck-you mobile fuck-holes. The URIs for the WWW and M subdomains should remain the same that way we don't suffer the "Oh hey, I see you're using a mobile device and I hate those" redirect hell where you lose the page you were on and can never go back. This should be a thirty minute job to help the Nintendo 3DS user until Zer0 gets a fucking personal computer. (I have no love for mobile device browsers and use a user agent switcher on my Android; I'm toning down my hostility because I care.)
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In just under one-thousand eight-bit bytes I have to confer some glorious shrine to myself by means of text, images, hyper links, embeded flash compositions and possibly formatting. I could abuse this easily. Ten hour clips on youtube embeded in a single vertical stack. Multi-megapixel long transparent GIFs causing scrollbar hell. Nuero-linguistic programs that fuck your mind like a fresh squid. Eye raping color schemes using ascii full-width blocks. Images or links to images of things that can not be unseen. Anything called "epilepsy" dot SWF. This is what I want to do. I am not a good person. I just know that would be a flagrant display of disrespect. I'll wait until I can get away with it.
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Honk honk.

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I've got a honker for chen

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You all failed the reference.

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We presented a vastly superior reference and went with that.

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