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Post "The requested document is totally fake."
The lone lament of a small 404 screen, found in a generation backup of FH. Timestamp: 2007.

The requested document is totally fake.

No 403 here.

Even tried multiple times to find something.
Nothing helped.
I'm really depressed about this.
You see, I'm just a web server...

Here I am, brain the size of the universe,
trying to serve you a simple web page,
and then it doesn't even exist!
Where does that leave me?!

I mean, I don't even know you.
How should I know what you wanted from me?
You honestly think I can *guess*.
what someone I don't even *know* wants to find here?

*sigh*

Man, I'm so depressed I could just cry. And then where would we be, I ask you?
It's not pretty when a web server cries.
And where do you get off telling me what to show anyway?
Just because I'm a web server, and possibly a manic depressive one at that?

Why does that give you the right to tell me what to do?
Huh?
I'm so depressed...
I think I'll crawl off into the trash can and decompose.

I mean, I'm gonna be obsolete in what, two weeks anyway?
What kind of a life is that?
Two fucking weeks, and then I'll be replaced by a .01 release, that thinks it's God's gift to web servers...
Just because it doesn't have some tiddly little security hole with its SSL implementation... or something.

I'm really sorry to burden you with all this.
I mean, it's not your job to listen to my problems.
and I guess it is my job to go and fetch web pages for you.
But I couldn't get this one. I'm so sorry.

Believe me!
Maybe I could interest you in another page?
There are a lot out there that are pretty neat, they say...
although none of them were put on *my* server, of course.

Figures, huh?

That makes me depressed too, since I have to serve them.
all day and all night long.
Two weeks of information overload.
and then *pffftt*, consigned to the trash.

What kind of a life is that?
Now, please let me sulk alone.
I'm so depressed.
*cries*

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;_;
*hugs server*

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Post Re: "The requested document is totally fake."
I actually cried.

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I'm trying i'm trying~ i'm making I'll try too slowly up my posting. At least once a day for a bit. Then I'll up that too twice, then four, then 8 and so on.
Until eventually I wake up one morning and find out that I am actually an Idiot hero.
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Post Re: "The requested document is totally fake."
i did not cry at first but then afh cried and it made me cry

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