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Adolf Hitler, Superman, and Daisy Duke sit at a poker table
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TheBeautifulCanadian
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Adolf Hitler, Superman, and Daisy Duke sit at a poker table
So my friend tells me this story on how him and his friends drank absinthe until they started halucinating about how each of them were the aforementioned characters.
Anyone else got gnarly awesome absinthe stories?
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Re: Adolf Hitler, Superman, and Daisy Duke sit at a poker ta
*raises hand* Who's daisy duke?
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Re: Adolf Hitler, Superman, and Daisy Duke sit at a poker ta
I've had absinthe. It's not really that much of a deal. it burns your throat.
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Re: Adolf Hitler, Superman, and Daisy Duke sit at a poker ta
So, the one who turned into Daisy Duke... was it a dude or a girl? :D
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Re: Adolf Hitler, Superman, and Daisy Duke sit at a poker ta
YomToxic wrote:
So, the one who turned into Daisy Duke... was it a dude or a girl? :D
...a dude
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Re: Adolf Hitler, Superman, and Daisy Duke sit at a poker ta
TheBeautifulCanadian wrote:
YomToxic wrote:
So, the one who turned into Daisy Duke... was it a dude or a girl? :D
...a dude
So, did they have super drunk hentai sex?
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Re: Adolf Hitler, Superman, and Daisy Duke sit at a poker ta
YomToxic wrote:
So, did they have super drunk hentai sex?
Sadly no, but oddly enough there is another absinthe story that does involve super drunk hentai sex...and then regret, I never understood why?
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Re: Adolf Hitler, Superman, and Daisy Duke sit at a poker ta
TheBeautifulCanadian wrote:
YomToxic wrote:
So, did they have super drunk hentai sex?
Sadly no, but oddly enough there is another absinthe story that does involve super drunk hentai sex...and then regret, I never understood why?
*sits down* Story time, please?
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Re: Adolf Hitler, Superman, and Daisy Duke sit at a poker ta
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*sits down* Story time, please?
Alrighty, *clears throat* this is the story of a bunch of stupid barely legals drinking from their parents liquor cabinets because they cant afford it themselves.
The characters, lets call them Bob (the guy), Jim (the other guy) and Tina (the chick), and of course my good buddy (we'll call him AVAGANTEMOS)
Tina, who had never drank anything more then coolers decided that Bob and Jim were the right guys to drink absinthe with, having heard that absinthe had hallucinogenic properties they wanted to drink it, so they would not have to take drugs (the good kids they are). Anywho, after a few shots (and no hallucinations), Tina starts getting frisky with Bob who intern returns the favor, leading to the two of them getting real naked, real fast. Jim, wanting some action of his own also gets naked (to no avail of Bob and Tina), so, grabbing a pair of scissors and a maxim magazine Jim heads off to the bathroom, and locks himself in. (Note to yourself that my buddy AVAGANTEMOS here, is watching this the entire time, but to greened out on weed to do anything)
Skip to the next morning, Bob awakens to find himself naked, still inside Tina to boot, and not wearing any protection (know is the right time for the reader to learn that Tina may of had an STD).
Panicking and feeling sick from the night before, Bob bolts for the bathroom to find, "gadzooks", it is in fact locked. After finding the key to open the bathroom door, Bob finds Jim, naked on the toilet seat and asleep, his dick through a hole he cut in the maxim news paper.
"And that readers..." *closes the book* "...is why you should always drink absinthe with friends"
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Nope! That crafty mother fucker rolled pretty high on his fort save or something like that because he got away scott-free. I couldnt fucking believe it.
Reminds me of when I was younger and stupider and almost got herpes twice in a row...
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