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 Get yer class here! Give me your reponse to these three situations and I will award you your class based on your decisions!
1.There is a flock of sharp beaked birds terrorizing a child for a loaf of bread. A guy hired them using a loaf of bread as payment, that is. (he's like 20 feet away.)
What do you do?
2. You have like 30 apples. way too many to eat. Some drunken idiot keeps telling you to throw them at him, swearing he can slap them them out of the air. You doubt it though.
What do you do?
3. Your best friend becomes a bullfighter. You know it's a huge mistake for him, but it could be a lot of fun for you! Free rodeo tickets!
What do you do?
Remember. Your fate hinges on your answers!
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tuypo1
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Re: Get yer class here! 1 get the birds away from the child then determine if the man was right to send something after the child if the man was in the right compensate him with 3 loafs of bread for his wasted 1 loaf and beat the child up myself however if the man was immoral to send the birds after the child i team up with the child to beat the man up
2 i throw a few apples at him to see if he can do it regardess of if he can do it i need those apples so i will only throw 5 at him and keep the rest for another day if he is successfull i tell him he has talent and encourage him to make use of it if he does not already (also chastise the man for drinking to excess)
3 tell him not to do it because its a fucking bad idea if he does not listine to me physically restrain him so he cant participate
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Chaos
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Re: Get yer class here! Tuypo : Your class is : Loose cannon vigalante and part time apple cider maker While obviously somewhat selfish with your apples, you live life and dish out justice as you see fit! Paying for mistakes in bread, or hitting children, whatever the right thing happens to be! JUSTICE!!!  _________________
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tuypo1
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Re: Get yer class here! woo go me go JUSTICE
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Pantsman
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Re: Get yer class here! Give me your response to these three situations and I will award you your class based on your decisions! 1A: SCAN: IS CHILD==LOLI? if target CHILD:LOLI{TRUE} ( SET ATTACK TARGETS = BIRDS, MAN; VOX"ATTACK! ATTACK! KILL! KILL! KILL!" ) else ( EAT TARGET(BIRDS) ) 2A. THROW THOSE BABIES! 3A. THROW BANANA PEELS INTO THE RING. VOX "OLE!"  Remember. Your fate hinges on your answers!
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tuypo1
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Re: Get yer class here! oh i look forward to seeing what he comes up with for this
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Chaos
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Re: Get yer class here! Yomu : Your class is : Total fruit flinging psychofucker  Hey man, as long as you get to throw fruit (or fruit peels) at someone at least 2/3rds of the time, the world is in balance for you. Just kidding,when you don't have fruit you attack anything! birds and children and grown men alike! You're a fucking terror! People, keep him stocked on fruit but away from the dangerous ones ( Like coconuts ) and we should all be fine!  At least Loli's are always safe! _________________
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Re: Get yer class here! steal the loaf of bread while he is distracted with the birds, and then fuck up the birds because a few birds aint no thing to a pimp
then convert child to a religion worshipping me and make him one of my followers, if child resists, mind control is fine too.
Little does the man know that I have added lead weights into the apples so as to make them heavier and because a little lead for lunch is good for your exterial mental cortex rig. I lob him one easily because I am a manly man with a manly cybermagic enhanced arm, however he is not so enhanced so as he does infact end up slapping the apple, it crushes his hand and part of his wrist. while he is injured and in pain I steal his drink and loot him for all his money and clothes, leaving him drunk, naked, and damaged on the street, hahah, noone would be the wiser.
I go to the rodeo with my freind, and little does my freind know I have quite a few connections, and by connections, I mean the ability to threaten people with my army of nuclear warheads built by worshippers. I have the bullfighting ring rigged as well as all further tournements so as to ensure my freind becomes the top bullfighter in the world. basically because fuck it why not?
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Until eventually I wake up one morning and find out that I am actually an Idiot hero.
On some quest too cheat on his gf or raise affection of 5 women who conveniently live in my the same dorm as me.
In which I only have 100 days to seduce them all.
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Chaos
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Re: Get yer class here! AFH! : Your class is : God of discord and fuckery! Your style might not have many consistencies but you've got one recurring theme, and thats handing any situation with the most creative , amusing, and strange solution that you can come up with! Well, that and also picking up worshippers along the way. If you want to make someone succeed, they succeed in grand form. If you want them to fail, well they're probably either dead or ironically fucked for the rest of their life!! When using your godly powers, it is important to remember that there is no such thing as balance. Only things that you want to do! _________________
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Re: Get yer class here! 1. Killsat the birds. (And everything else, because killsat.)
2. Applesat the drunk.
3. Who am I to tell my friends their limitations? Follow your dreams and learn, nameless bullfighter.
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