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Post TEH Cheap produce section
So today I went to teh bargain section and found they were selling live oysters for 5 pence each, I bought 2 took them home and put them in a bin with salt water.

I want to do troll science and feed them shells and grass-clippings to make pearls. (the grass is because they eat plankton to stay alive) (the shells are because thats what they turn into pearls.

so I am going to attempt troll science to get pearls.

Step 1: get live oysters - done
step 2: put in saltwater - done
step 3; feed
step 4: wait a while,
step 5: get pearls.

end result, I sell pearls and get teh moniez, then I's rich.

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Post Re: TEH Cheap produce section
dont they take hundreds of years to grow or something

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Post Re: TEH Cheap produce section
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dont they take hundreds of years to grow or something


internetz says 5 to 7 years,but I think they's wrong. I'm gonna test that theory.

plus in teh process of making teh pearls they will breed and make more oysters! in the meantime I can either eat teh extra oysters or sell them.

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Post Re: TEH Cheap produce section
2-3 years, actually.

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Post Re: TEH Cheap produce section
ah awesome

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:O

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Post Re: TEH Cheap produce section
Well.....

One oyster died cause I hadn't fed them in a couple days since getting them. mostly because I didn;t know how I was going to feed them and kept lacking vegtable scraps to puree..

well I came up with how to feed them today, Plain Flour. but it's too late for one of them, I feel sad I didn't think of it sooner. I think the oyster farm is bust after all theres no chance of having a male and female with one oyster.. well.. unless theres secretly 2 or more oysters living on the same shell of the live one (which can happen and is common)...

anyways the other one was tasty..

I finally fed the living one, I think he'll make it.

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pearl_farming

http://www.ctsa.org/files/publications/ ... 483681.pdf

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Post Re: TEH Cheap produce section
YomToxic wrote:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pearl_farming

http://www.ctsa.org/files/publications/ ... 483681.pdf


Thanks! yeah I guess I should forget about growing more oysters and just focus on teh pearls.

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I'd automate the feeding process first.

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Post Re: TEH Cheap produce section
YomToxic wrote:
I'd automate the feeding process first.



ok obviously I didn't read about that.... how does I do that? sorry but I's too lazy to fish it out of long book.

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Post Re: TEH Cheap produce section
you will have to read the whole thing eventualy

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Yes, eventually.

Wait, you have database scanners, right?

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Post Re: TEH Cheap produce section
YomToxic wrote:
Yes, eventually.

Wait, you have database scanners, right?


I know how to scan a database in excell and have set-up a system in python to read data from a series of text docs, why what do you need?

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joshex wrote:
YomToxic wrote:
Yes, eventually.

Wait, you have database scanners, right?


I know how to scan a database in excell and have set-up a system in python to read data from a series of text docs, why what do you need?


Oh. I was talking about retinal-based scanners that read books rapid-fire and download info to your brain.

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