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Post what you need to do, are doing, or have done in school that you wish someone would read. tell us what projects you are working on, comment on others posts, give ideas and generally just spam your complaints about school, teachers or general assholes who pissed you off before you could get home.

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ok ok, oh well I'll start.

Working on 2 essays, one for my main art course, one for product development.

working on 2 graphical projects, one about Ares and one about a maglev thingy...

playing mario games to cope with writers block and writing a book to cope with loosing at mario games. :fireeye

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im out of school but oh god do i have some storys to tell

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STORYTIME!

Also, finishing an engrish essay on littering.

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My college's net is so shite it can't handle streaming youtube videos at 144p most of the time.

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Went to school today, teacher bullshat the wntire class, t was 100% irrelevant to everything, she had us physically go out to the grassmarket area and observe how we think about the motion of our surroundings..


Then I met with mah maglev group, got some work done, oh also ahd some free milk in teh cafeteria during lunch, but i missed a free coffee. during the teacher's bullshitting in the first class we were interrupted by teh fire alarm so the teacher had us go to a cafe, our classmates ordered drinks but seeing as we are poor we didn't and just finished the class, I was taunted by two people who came in and ordered burgers and fries on one side and la'tes and coffee on all other sides.

at the end of the class my teacher said she'd get the bill....... which means I could have gotten free food and a la'te.

I did pick up 52 pence though.

also had to go to the census point today to show I'm still here actively studying..

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My college banned any sort of ongoing connection to servers. Can't connect to Steam, can't connect to my VPN. Probably could connect to AJAX chat based on how it works. (It just fucking checks for new posts every x seconds, no ongoing connection.) It's fucking awful.

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well thats shitty

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Can't connect to steam, VPNs and a number of other things here either, on top of being crap.

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Post Re: School Stuff Spam Thread
I don't go to school anymore but I have part time studies... right now, I'm studying labour legislation.

Tho since it's spam and school stories thread... Hmm...
I think most of my experiences may seem dire but I wouldn't really call them as such.
Perhaps some of you can relate to some of it.

Yeah, I guess I had a lot of experiences in that time, the most in my entire life when it comes to dealing with people went trough this period of time.
Job, personal life or any other social group doesn't teach you as much about human relations as school does... and about yourself, I guess.

NOOB
Most important thing that elementary taught me is that children as much as innocent also are eqyally ignorant and can easily trample over others just for sheer fun. But at the time it didn't matter much, nor it actually does today now that I think about it... but still it was important lesson.
What I discovered next woould probably be that the most are nice to each other just to avoid conflict and it has nothing to do with beeing nice. I thing it was probably obvious to most but it took me by a big surprise. To be honest I often considered school as a place I could chill out so I was often unaware of such things and tensions around me.
No matter how much intelligence we posses - we're still pretty much animals.

STORY#1
I guess the middle school (or junior high depending on place you're from) is kinf of wake-up call to those things. I remember beeing once picked up randomly (probably) as an object of bullying and as much as the process itself didn't make much impression on me (kind of like a fart from someone sitting in front of you - unpleasant but not really that much bothering and quickly passing), the fact that my classmen I was talking to just a moment so pleasantly went silent and started treating the whole situation as it was happening in some other invisible to them dimension, made me realise all of it. They didn't help me because it was scary but rather bothersome - we are nice only when we can afford it.
Hmm... what else?

REFLEXIONS
Ah late middle or probably early high, the more cunning you are - the less likely for people to like you or they will probably more just try to avoid you and not talk with you. Playing helpless fool worked for me pretty well, if people don't see any threat in you they are more likely not get too tense around you and at least neglect your existance (which actually isn't as bad as most of other options).

Most of my high I stoped carying about pleasantries alltogether, it was also time whaen I started working part time and just had enough and were too tired to play role of a nice classmate.
I started beeing honest, too honest to be sure, even my friends tell me often that if they didn't knew me better they would easily see my attitude as rude... my tounge and sleeping on the benches during breaks often caused me troubles, minor but I didn't care at the time.
But, it also made my social relations gain much contrast, I gained more people that were at least ignoring me or tended to hold like some kind of passive agression or grudges, but as well I gained more people that liked that part of me and often talked about... well, about anything they were curious atm. To my surpride Vice-principal and some of teachers that often complained at my attitude were also pulled by it.
But also there were those that deemed me cocky and ignorant show-off. I had a lot of trouble graduating my second year of highschool because of it as my homeroom teacher was one of those idealistic fanatics that see everything as either black or white. And by my actions it was obvious how I dyed myself, beeing lazy and not going along with pleasantries and favors.

STORY#2
I remember beeing on this trip to the nerby lake and private lodges during summer with my class and couple of teachers as supervisors.
There were this humongous swings that I loved to use for sheer feeling of fresh wind at late hot nights (and beds in lodges were terrible so I couldn't sleep anyway).
The teachers would often take strolls ("overwatch") so they usually had to open their mouths when passing me by. Btw. I think it's kind of forced ritual or something that when on a trip unless you get more personal with your students during that short time - you're a failure as an teacher.
Anyway, I remember one particular conversation during such time with my two female, math (M) and geography (G), teachers;
M: You must really like those swings.
Me: Before I moved I used to play on the swings like that, till the day one klutz fell and got hit with full force by one in the back of his head.
G: Did your parents take you there? (to the swings)
Me: Nah, swings were next to the house, besides mom never cared much what I do outside and dad wasn't home.
M: Was he working somwhere far away?
Me: Dunno, dad's a drunktard so I don't really care, mom kicked him out long time ago.
M (to Ms.G): See? That's Bartholomew for you, he can tell you anything.
G: Aren't you ashamed of your parents?
Me: Why? It's not like it's my fault that they are who they are. You don't choose your parents. Besides familly is not really blood, it's bonds to me.
M: You're too smart for your own good. (to G) We meet this type once in a while in our job, don't we?
G (to M): Not sure, I think he's just lazy in way.
M (to G): *giggles* Probably both.
Me: I get the feeling that teachers kinda say that to almost everyone, like it's a charm, "you are smart but lazy". To me it sounds like a big lie or some sort of pun. Not everyone is sart and not everyone is lazy. I don't think I'm that smart, or lazy, I'm just tired.
G: Then go to sleep. (srsly? I hate such responses)
M: Better leave your philosophies to others. Besides, what can such a young man kow about world and beeing tired? (I think it was an rethorical question but kinda pissed me off)
Me: Didn't you say before that I was too smart for my age?
G: He got you.
M: No point, he's known for puring the water (meaning that I can talk endlessly, not especially with much of a sense). Bartek, don't stay too long.
*And they left*

PERSONALITIES
Thn I realised that I really don't get along with certain types of personalities, especially my own but taken to the opposite extreme. As much as I see myself as perfectionist I tend not to narrow my vision by my personal beliefs and points of view. There are also people just like me that just cannot accept that their point of view may be right not to everyone or may not always be right at all and won't admit it even if they were shown clear evidence.

Next is that not many see as weird or simply don't realise it tho it always looked strange to me. The grades, those that souldn't, usually, are the ones most stressed about them and vice-versa.

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My VPN works again. For some reason. It's pretty awesome. Nothing else was fixed.

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awesome kind of

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Well I can get on anything through my VPN anyway. So basically I'm back to having all the porn in the world at my fingertips, if I want.

I don't do that at school though. Sometimes I'll torrent something.

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wait torrents are almost always used for piracy are you a filthy pirate

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SHOCKING NEWS: Man who doesn't have to pay for stuff DOESN'T PAY FOR THAT STUFF!!!11one!

I'm not a 'filthy' pirate. I'm a well-groomed pirate.

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even the most well gromed of pirates has a rotten core

we really should get lolipurple away from newpurples piratical influence

to be clear i dont like pirates but i will download abandonware and other things you cant buy anymore because if you consider that piracy i consider you a retard

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