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Post WoW Lol Oceans 17 IRL
https://uk.news.yahoo.com/hatton-garden ... ml#toblUT3

So, they.... left the bank unattended for 4 days while all the rich staff of the bank went on holiday, no security staff, nothing, just a bunch of cameras. Serves them right lol.

I mean, lol. this crew obviously wasn't the brightest of bank robbers but not bad, if anyone I suspect 4 chan did it.

So, the building has more than 1 business, one is a bank with millions of pounds, the raiders forced their way in through the back communal doors... wait. there were no alarms? again serves the bank right then.

Ok so after they busted through a non-alarmed basement door they bored through concrete walls with power tools so they wouldn't trigger internal alarms by opening doors (definitely not :black ). Then they bent through a few more barred doors and bored through another concrete wall into the bank's vault where it was free money with no one on duty to stop them, or even to watch them take it on the security cameras while asleep.

So after stealing all the loot, they were able to walk out cozy.

the question is: were they careless? did they do any of the following?

forget to wear masks; if even one ass forgets a mask they could identify nearly the whole crew through him/her.

forget to wear gloves; those power-tools left behind would have fingerprints or DNA if even one person forgot to wear gloves.

Bought all the tools from one shop new prior to the raid; for fucks sake I don't even have to explain this one.

walked in previously to scope the place out and didn't actually do business there; they will look for people on previous camera footage from months and months back looking for any suspicious persons looking around.

left personal articles among the remains; hey pimp where your cellphone at?

forgot to turn their cellphones off inside the building; fucking iPhone GPS mothafucka! they know where you is all the time lol.

tried to sell the stolen goods at a pawn shop nearby or even in the same country; yeah... stupidity knows know bounds lol.

Wore their favorite shoes to the heist and didn't rub off the tread before hand; they can identify you by what shoes you wear based on records of who bought shoes with that tread type.

left a silly note like : 4Chan trollz w4z h3r3 in thier own handwriting.

were chewing gum; saliva splatters F00!

spit gum on the floor : fresh gum is a dead giveaway F00, it's got yo DNA!

Spit at all; same reason.

left feces in a vault box; same reason.

left a gang calling card or grafiti; fucking idiot you don't think they know who is part of every gang? then you're stupid. they know BR3N7 is Brent fucking dildo Morgan from the upstreet gang. you identify yourself is like handing the money back as you steal it.

Talked about it or bragged about it to family or friends; wheres my share to keep quiet bitch?

murdered someone to keep them quiet ; yeah, like no one will ever look for Shanel because she's fat black and ugly right? Wrong you forgot about her family and friends and work and UNKNOWN ACQUAINTANCES. A body never goes unnoticed.

left a trail of ANYTHING to their hideout/home ; fucking stupid lol.

dropped wall debris or didn't change their clothes/shoes after the heist and made footprints on a public carpet of their apartment building in cement powder.

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Post Re: WoW Lol Oceans 17 IRL
lol there was an alarm the police coded it as not worthy of a reply lol, they didn't even send anyone around to check.

INSIDE JOB IN CONJUNCTION WITH STAFF AT THE POLICE OFFICES!

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Post Re: WoW Lol Oceans 17 IRL
Or was it hypnotic suggestions by means of OBEY WEEGEE

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Post Re: WoW Lol Oceans 17 IRL
Spoiler: show
maybe getting caught was part of their plan....

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fnouf wrote:
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maybe getting caught was part of their plan....


NOT ACCORDING TO KEIKAKU!

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Post Re: WoW Lol Oceans 17 IRL
getting caught is never a part of irl plans, only skeevy politicians use patsies and scapegoats.

something tells me they'll catch them when they trace the jewels to a face. gonna be prison time the moment these idiots take their jewels to any respectable jewel trade. Only thing they can do is steal some jewel cutting equipment and attempt to cut the jewels to different shapes then sell them, but spending any money they stole is instant jail time bank knows every bill number in the vault f00..

not like they can put the money in the bank lol, police will be looking for sudden deposits of mass amounts of money EVERYWHERE.

also, these banks are TOTAL SHIT. seriously we put our money in a bank to keep it safe, that was why banks were invented, so any money stolen from the bank is the bank's liability not the patrons of the bank. but this bank decided that it would take none of the blame, fucking lazy upperclassmen. If I were one of their customers, I'd never come back again and let them know why. "My gold isn't safe here no more, and I'm not talking about thieves, I'm talking about you not taking responsibility for the failures of your security system and turning around and telling me I LOST MONEY, WTF, I use your bank services to keep my money safe, if you can't do that and will charge me for losses your failures caused, I'm out."

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Post Re: WoW Lol Oceans 17 IRL
https://uk.news.yahoo.com/jewellery-hei ... =1#3JGpUNk

sloppy asses everywhere;

masks that don't completely cover, heck one was just a construction mask to prevent dust, truely sloppy job. chance of capture: 100%, they did keep thier heads low and never looked up but still one guy was just wearing a hat, digital face recognition and face matching software will identify him and fuck the whole group over.

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Post Re: WoW Lol Oceans 17 IRL
do you work for the police joshex ?

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Post Re: WoW Lol Oceans 17 IRL
fnouf wrote:
do you work for the police joshex ?


no lol, back when I was in america I liked to read newspaper articles and watch TV news/ documentaries on :black :black :black attempting to rob banks and getting caught. federal investigators said on tv ALL the ways they can identify :black :black after a bank robbery, but :black :black still makes the same errors. it's funny how bad people never learn. now we see that the same is true for :whysosrs :whysosrs .

still at least :whysosrs :whysosrs did a few things right, unlike the :black :black who look at the security cameras or look up at all :whysosrs :whysosrs didn't. unlike :black :black who rob in broad daylight during the busy season :whysosrs :whysosrs robs on holidays. unlike :black :black who go in with support from they gang, :whysosrs :whysosrs goes in with support from people at the police station.

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Post Re: WoW Lol Oceans 17 IRL
Cause' Dumb fucks, be dumb fucks, be dumb fucks, yo!

they got they white ass caught and in the hole.

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/video/eight-m ... 08931.html

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