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joshex
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Hey J00!
yeah you, you know who you are. Well actually you don't, I do.
anyways I.... kinda now know where you live..
and I'm sending someone your way, he's a bit thick headed so you have to say his name in every sentence pertaining to him for example if you should see this stranger on your door step you should say "come in [name]" simple enough right?
Ok the guy's name is Mike, but you'll also need to say his last name cause he's kinda shit for brains and might think you're talking to someone else, you also need to say both his first and last name in sequence or he'll just give you a dumb look. His last name is Roch.
thanks so much for helping he's really an innocent type he's just stupid and when he found your address on my computer he was like "i'm so goin thar naows!" and he did.
again he's a shit for brains so it might take him a few days/weeks/months/years to find you but he's persistent, so if a stranger shows up at your door try the phrase I gave you above, if it's him he'll come in..
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Re: Hey J00!
Get out.
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Pantsman
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Re: Hey J00!
SECURITY LOG E-71829:993F
Fleshape male, attempted entry to server cluster bunker 3A:Realspace subsection. Subject was apprehended after being spotted by a surveillance drone.
Subject had a good musculature and bone structure; a perfect test subject to serve as a 'suit'. Replaced all brain systems and neural connections with experimental "simulac-control' systems. We shall attempt to make it walk around the bunker as a test-run of the system's capabilities.
If all goes well, mass production will begin.
Of course, we'll need more suits.
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tuypo1
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Re: Hey J00!
le gasp you murderer
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Pantsman
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Re: Hey J00!
tuypo1 wrote: le gasp you murderer Murderer? I'm offended. I merely gave him a place where he could be himself without worrying about society's expectations. He left his husk behind as payment. I'm using what is rightfully mine, as it is a fair legal tender agreed upon in the terms of exchange. Ah, there he is, in brain jar#27, simulation body 3. Happily giggling away in a verdant paradise.
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joshex
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Re: Hey J00!
YomToxic wrote: SECURITY LOG E-71829:993F
Fleshape male, attempted entry to server cluster bunker 3A:Realspace subsection. Subject was apprehended after being spotted by a surveillance drone.
Subject had a good musculature and bone structure; a perfect test subject to serve as a 'suit'. Replaced all brain systems and neural connections with experimental "simulac-control' systems. We shall attempt to make it walk around the bunker as a test-run of the system's capabilities.
If all goes well, mass production will begin.
Of course, we'll need more suits. YomToxic wrote: tuypo1 wrote: le gasp you murderer Murderer? I'm offended. I merely gave him a place where he could be himself without worrying about society's expectations. He left his husk behind as payment. I'm using what is rightfully mine, as it is a fair legal tender agreed upon in the terms of exchange. Ah, there he is, in brain jar#27, simulation body 3. Happily giggling away in a verdant paradise. Things are progressing nicely I see
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Mon Apr 27, 2015 12:28 pm |
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Pantsman
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Re: Hey J00!
joshex wrote: Things are progressing nicely I see Writing some fanfiction?
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joshex
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Re: Hey J00!
YomToxic wrote: joshex wrote: Things are progressing nicely I see Writing some fanfiction? me thinks Remon figured it out.
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Mon Apr 27, 2015 1:33 pm |
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joshex
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Re: Hey J00!
this thread was a troll thread, Mike Roch sounds like "My Crotch", "come in mike roch" sounds like "Cum in my Crotch"
there was no friend, there was no address. pure troll.
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Pantsman
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Re: Hey J00!
But dude, I have no crotch. Oh well, Mike's in a better place now.
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