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Post Re: I get an erection from hugging
A blank history looks very suspicious. Beware! :D

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GODDAMMIT, DO ANYONE ON THIS SITE KNOW HOW TO INCOGNITO!!!!!!!!!!

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Post Re: I get an erection from hugging
Google translate got it perfectly. So, that's why it's broken.

Incognito (if you use chromium or some other offshoot) is for bitches. My history goes back to the very first time I got this browser, four fucking Windows installs and one hard drive ago. February 27th, 2014. The first thing there is fucking porn.

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Post Re: I get an erection from hugging
Parpol wrote:
Here's another scenario...

I'm in my bed with the girl. She wants the D. I am not hard. We kiss, I am not hard, I kiss her breasts, I am not hard, I go down on her, I am not hard.
Why the fuck is my penis so fucking retarded?

I had to jerk it a bit and then it was all nice and dandy, but it was embarrassing and fucking weird considering I couldn't keep the boner down earlier today.


Also, came inside... no pills. oops.


real shit:

there are typically only 3 days that a girl can actually get pregnant each month.

it typically takes sperm around 2 days to enter an egg(so if she washes out and is not repeatedly blasted over and over she will not get pregnant)

sperm can last for upto 15 days inside a pussy.

Cervical mucus and pussy juice is actually harmful to sperm. the pussy is a very hostile environment for teh little soldiers.

air kills sperm too.

ejaculations are mostly semen and only contain small amounts of sperm.

precum is actually more potent as it is the semen you've been storing in your prostate for a long period of time and has lots and lots of sperm in it. typically you will empty your prostate long before you ejaculate.

Soap kills sperm too.

water kills sperm too.

they sell pussy cleaning kits with a pump thingy to pump soap water into the pussy and womb and of course rinse afterwards.

chances are you're worrying too much.


Most 'next day pregnancies' actually happened weeks before, and the rest of them happened because the bitch has been getting creampied by lots of guys in the recent month that she didn't tell you about and washed herself out each time. (cause each time sperm were eating away at the shell of her egg making it weak, then you climax in her and your sperm is like "hey guys look the doors already almost open! quick get in before she can wash us out!"

or in rare cases that are so rare they barely happen in reality at all the girl had a naturally really thin egg.

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Post Re: I get an erection from hugging
That was some useless, but helpful info you gave bruh.

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Post Re: I get an erection from hugging
And so, Parpol became a father. Happy end~

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Actually, bad end. His child would grow up to become this:
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Hmph. Weak monster coaches who cannot see the true potential of their moemons are trashy.

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