To mark my 100th post.

I declare myself as the biggest shitposter on Forkhead, bow before me. Mess with the best and die like the rest that how it is and that is how it will be.

FOREVER.

Thanks Yom for that wonderful website where my shitposting urges can be satisfied.

Pfftch. You have yet to master the True Kuro-Ken Art of Shitposting. Challenge me when you have improved your skills.

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My signature alone is better shitposting then your entire fucking being. HANZO LORD OF SHITPOSTING I SUMMON THEE.

Hanzo was killed in honorable battle against IRL. He fought valiantly, but even in death, facing against the firing squad of the BallnChain, he shitposted hard.

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You the biggest shit poster? Call me when you hit 500....

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Fine. Even though my post count is already quite high, higher then yours for sure, and even though this goes against my personal philosophy that even shitposting can have value… fine. I shall show you shitposting.

High enough?? BITCH PLEASE, it can never be high enough!

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Can you even read?

Not at all, why?

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Upvoting this excellent topic. Top tier comments so far.

No, I am.

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fight to the death

someone edited my posts which is completely fine and fucking dandy as far as I'm concerned but I remember how i used to be able to read the pre-edited comments of myself and others because of some form of forum superpower. I missed that. that was some cool shit.

As for being the king of shitposting.. well yeah, actually, I am, I just looked it up

Shit Posting
1: The failure to make a constructive post
2: The inability to add useful information to a forum

shitposting
When you post on Internet forums and don't give a shit what you're saying. In general, being a bad person.

I have done this a million fucking times over so much it was pretty much my trademark for the first two years I was on the forum, I was more active then most members but yet I was for a long time until yom and my contributions never admitted into special access because I could not and suprisingly was not able to make 50 quality posts outside general spam. but hell if I wasn't the king of general spam. I currently am ranked third in post count if you don't count the guy who hacked his way up there (using a method I infact found first and then told him lol, but he got to keep his post count and mine was deleted, my post counts been deleted alot actually, and my true post count probably ranks up next to hanzos)

So yeah, undisputedly I'm the king of shitposting and I could probably prove it to all of you today, bring it fucking on bitch niggar whats a watermelon got to do with the house of the times after all if sadness was real who are you and what does niggas think about the thoughts of how to get where you never wanted to go after all if you submit the application you never know if its ever going to go anywhere how can you even shitpost when your mother never endorsed it bitch your legacy is dead no not dead dad your legacy is dad view your shit hell to the yes what is the fucking time bitch please I can't take this anymore its hammertime motherfucker whats up in the house you have no thoughts or meaning here your dad got fucked with a cactus and I cant even feel my legs.

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