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Welcome to the 2nd weekly issue of HOLY SHIT NEWS! I'm your fuckin' reporter madassgamer and HOLY SHIT is the news today fucked!

-Starting off with the Powerball jackpot being $949.8 Million. Holy fuck is that a lot of money! The winning numbers were announced last night, but who really gives a shit? Answer, only fuckin' dumbasses who spent their entire paycheck (or welfare money, I don't discriminate) on flimsy ass pieces of paper that could have gone into better uses such as new school text books or just wiping your ass on it. You have a better chance at getting butt fucked by a white tiger than you are winning the stupid ass lottery. What's the lesson we've learned? The lesson is STOP BUYING USELESS PIECES OF PAPER AND GET A REAL FUCKIN' JOBS YOU CUNTS!!!

-There is now a rumor going around that Apple will remove the headphone jack from their new iPhone model to which I say, WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!! Why in the FUCK would Apple do such a stupid goddamn thing! What if I want to listen to some Anal Cunt in the car without anyone bitching about my music?! What if I want to watch some Slutty McSlut hentai on the fuckin' Subway without anyone awkwardly hearing the moans n shit?! They'll probably make some stupid ass headphone accessory to buy separately or it'll be compatible with the wireless Beats headphones. Two problems with that. 1. I'm not gonna fork out another 300 fuckin' dollars or whatever the fuck on a pair of possibly cheaply made, ass sounding, overpriced fuckin' headphones to listen to some damn music! and 2. The Beats headphones suck dick! They're overpriced, overrated, and they have too many goddamn problems! I'm a fuckin' Bose guy, not a Beats guy you faggots! If the rumor is true, then Apple can FUCK OFF!

-Speaking of phone's, Sony's Xperia T3 phone pulled a "Michael Bay" on a guys hand while he was texting his girlfriend and had to get treatments for burns. This... THIS is some HOLY SHIT News! Or is it? My guess is that the phone probably had a Lithium Ion battery in it. Don't FUCK with them the wrong way, because if you do, you're FUCKED! Charge the cunts for to fuckin' long, they blow up! Then again, too many fuckin' phones today are SHITTY! What the fuck ever happened to the Motorola Razr's and the Nokia's. Go back to that shit!

-The final report for the techno fuck fest extravaganza for today is Microsoft fixing a "stuttering video" problem caused from an update. I don't know what the fuck to say about this shitty shitfest of shit! It's called an UPDATE, not a fuckin' glitch pack you lazy fuckers! You know you've fucked up to shit when you need an UPDATE to fix the fuckin' UPDATE that was supposed to UPDATE the fuckin' console! Microsoft has been FUCKED for as long as I can remember. Update problems, spying on your fuckin' ass, the creation of Windows ME, Vista, and 10, the RRoD, the whole Xbone shit, the shit list of dumbass moves goes on! Microsoft, quit eating the paint chips and hire SMART people instead of a bunch of lazy, incompetent, dumbasses to complete consumer products and maybe people will love you again!

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(Incoming SP Reference) This is... Actually news. :O

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now is just a time of stupid moves from everyone. They don't know what people want, and they can't tell their demographics.

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I own 2 pairs of beats headphones, and I must say, they do suck a lot of ass. I rarely use them.

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Apple can't be THAT retarded can they? I mean this is approaching the 'sniffing butane' levels of retarded.

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at least microsoft isn't as stupid as games workshop (the company that makes warhammer 40K)

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I don't know, both of them are expert at price gouging.

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Zweihart wrote:
I don't know, both of them are expert at price gouging.

yeah... my brother plays warhammer and warhammer 40k

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Three words: ForgeWorld Titans

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madassgamer wrote:
Welcome to the 2nd weekly issue of HOLY SHIT NEWS! I'm your fuckin' reporter madassgamer and HOLY SHIT is the news today fucked!

-Starting off with the Powerball jackpot being $949.8 Million. Holy fuck is that a lot of money! The winning numbers were announced last night, but who really gives a shit? Answer, only fuckin' dumbasses who spent their entire paycheck (or welfare money, I don't discriminate) on flimsy ass pieces of paper that could have gone into better uses such as new school text books or just wiping your ass on it. You have a better chance at getting butt fucked by a white tiger than you are winning the stupid ass lottery. What's the lesson we've learned? The lesson is STOP BUYING USELESS PIECES OF PAPER AND GET A REAL FUCKIN' JOBS YOU CUNTS!!!

-There is now a rumor going around that Apple will remove the headphone jack from their new iPhone model to which I say, WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!! Why in the FUCK would Apple do such a stupid goddamn thing! What if I want to listen to some Anal Cunt in the car without anyone bitching about my music?! What if I want to watch some Slutty McSlut hentai on the fuckin' Subway without anyone awkwardly hearing the moans n shit?! They'll probably make some stupid ass headphone accessory to buy separately or it'll be compatible with the wireless Beats headphones. Two problems with that. 1. I'm not gonna fork out another 300 fuckin' dollars or whatever the fuck on a pair of possibly cheaply made, ass sounding, overpriced fuckin' headphones to listen to some damn music! and 2. The Beats headphones suck dick! They're overpriced, overrated, and they have too many goddamn problems! I'm a fuckin' Bose guy, not a Beats guy you faggots! If the rumor is true, then Apple can FUCK OFF!

-Speaking of phone's, Sony's Xperia T3 phone pulled a "Michael Bay" on a guys hand while he was texting his girlfriend and had to get treatments for burns. This... THIS is some HOLY SHIT News! Or is it? My guess is that the phone probably had a Lithium Ion battery in it. Don't FUCK with them the wrong way, because if you do, you're FUCKED! Charge the cunts for to fuckin' long, they blow up! Then again, too many fuckin' phones today are SHITTY! What the fuck ever happened to the Motorola Razr's and the Nokia's. Go back to that shit!

-The final report for the techno fuck fest extravaganza for today is Microsoft fixing a "stuttering video" problem caused from an update. I don't know what the fuck to say about this shitty shitfest of shit! It's called an UPDATE, not a fuckin' glitch pack you lazy fuckers! You know you've fucked up to shit when you need an UPDATE to fix the fuckin' UPDATE that was supposed to UPDATE the fuckin' console! Microsoft has been FUCKED for as long as I can remember. Update problems, spying on your fuckin' ass, the creation of Windows ME, Vista, and 10, the RRoD, the whole Xbone shit, the shit list of dumbass moves goes on! Microsoft, quit eating the paint chips and hire SMART people instead of a bunch of lazy, incompetent, dumbasses to complete consumer products and maybe people will love you again!

This is madassgamer signing the hell on off!


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I don't know about the headphone jack, but it's obviously time to look for specialty brands with sufficient returns.

I don't know about Sony smartphones, but it's obvious that it's not adept enough in such productions.

I don't know about Microsoft, but it's obvious that there are blunders clocking back productivity. At least Linux and BSD is worth a try?

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Crowd vandalizes a company's self-driving car. Probably a reaction to a person who got hit by one. There's probably a panic about the car being in a undesignated zone and time frame. I was hoping for more of a societal revolt against automation. It's about bringing people back to power, I think you know what I mean. Otherwise, alarm efforts (like a truck or bus backing up, but it is considered public transporation, lol) will be made.

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Let us not forget about Riddle of Steel/Riders of Doom, lol. Sorry, Runescape, Golden Axe, and Death Adder, this is most likely the predecessor, the canon, so let us give our regards. OPERAAA!
But yeah, I think I would try a classical chorus 3:30 ~ 3:36 start sequence rendition. It's not going to be easy though.

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