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Post I have a warrant out for my arrest. Again.
It's a traffic thing, nothing big this time. I'm just kind of tired of these. All my previous tickets had court dates out by like 90 days or more, I thought they used some kind of magical chart to determine court dates. This one is some kind of new e-ticket, it's printed out on receipt paper. The court date was only three weeks out, to the day, and that was Wednesday.

So now I have to explain that I fucked up, apologize for both of my fuck-ups, then pay or arrange to pay for a ticket that I couldn't afford anyway. Oh, and I'll be four months late in rent on the first. Until I get this resolved I'll be driving illegally, will get arrested if pulled over, and have no money or means to post bail or pay the ticket. I'll basically sit in jail and hope that I can apply that time served against whatever fines are imposed.

I hope that motorcycle cop dies. Violently. And his family burns in a fire.

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Post Re: I have a warrant out for my arrest. Again.
I shall refit your legs with Enduro-X muscles, Staminan-Spark fatigue nullification panels and an extra pocket. You could walk around the world in a few hours and not break a sweat. This system is battery and solar powered.

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Post Re: I have a warrant out for my arrest. Again.
*coughing up a lung here*

How much do the asses want? $75?

how much is your rent that is due (the entire 4 months)?

*spits up mucus*

*repeat*

US economy sucks bo. I know that. it's why I got out. but that may not be an option for you pets and all.

*repeat*

over 2 weeks of bronchitis sucks too, but not as bad as the US economy. at least there's a way out for me if it gets too bad lol.

*repeat*

they say green mucus is a sign the bronchitis is about to go away, I only have that in the morning. *repeat* rest of the time it white or clear which means I'm just starting to fight the infection. been that way for two weeks because I have to hold my cough and swallow (which apparently starts the infection all over again) because I can't get off work because they have no one to replace me. *repeat*well thats not entirely true, I have off tomorrow because it's a holiday, but I'm not sure about monday and tuesday because I'm normally off then but they may switch my classes there to make up for the sunday holiday.

time to test my immortality.

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Post Re: I have a warrant out for my arrest. Again.
The ticket was $110 with a $20 surcharge but since I didn't just pay it and also didn't show up to court there will be additional fees and fines and court charges and by the time I get around to calling them it'll be something like $400.

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NOW IN GLORIOUS TODD A.O.!
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Post Re: I have a warrant out for my arrest. Again.
I hear following traffic rules helps avoid getting fucked in the ass.

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Post Re: I have a warrant out for my arrest. Again.
So does showing up to court when you're supposed to.

Does that mean I'm going to start obeying the law? Not so much.

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NOW IN GLORIOUS TODD A.O.!
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Post Re: I have a warrant out for my arrest. Again.
Wait, this happened another time?

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Post Re: I have a warrant out for my arrest. Again.
That sucks fluffy e tickets are bullshit if i could help i
Would. We are all family here even the assholes.

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Post Re: I have a warrant out for my arrest. Again.
I appreciate that. I took care of the warrant today. I set another court date and will have to pay $240 at that time. More than twice the ticket amount because I couldn't afford it sooner. Because that makes sense.

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In just under one-thousand eight-bit bytes I have to confer some glorious shrine to myself by means of text, images, hyper links, embeded flash compositions and possibly formatting. I could abuse this easily. Ten hour clips on youtube embeded in a single vertical stack. Multi-megapixel long transparent GIFs causing scrollbar hell. Nuero-linguistic programs that fuck your mind like a fresh squid. Eye raping color schemes using ascii full-width blocks. Images or links to images of things that can not be unseen. Anything called "epilepsy" dot SWF. This is what I want to do. I am not a good person. I just know that would be a flagrant display of disrespect. I'll wait until I can get away with it.
NOW IN GLORIOUS TODD A.O.!
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Post Re: I have a warrant out for my arrest. Again.
Well i hope all goes well

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Post Re: I have a warrant out for my arrest. Again.
fluffy wrote:
I appreciate that. I took care of the warrant today. I set another court date and will have to pay $240 at that time. More than twice the ticket amount because I couldn't afford it sooner. Because that makes sense.


Darn and just as I was about to make a onepice style wanted poster to pun this thread.

WANTED

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2240

(240 for traffic crimes, 500*4 for rent)
I just couldn't find a worthy enough picture of some angry guzzled fuzzball.

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His name is not Robert Paulsen, His name is Gregory Matthew Bruni, he won so hard.

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Post Re: I have a warrant out for my arrest. Again.
Ahem, my penis is eighth dimensional, thank you. Also my current past due amount for rent is at $1,780 after the $100 payment I just made.

But please, do make that poster, sounds like a lot of fun. I prefer the Vash The Stampede avatar, like this:
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NOW IN GLORIOUS TODD A.O.!
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Post Re: I have a warrant out for my arrest. Again.
Yay

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