So I'm chillin' and girl asks, she says “hey did you roll that blunt like I asked you to?” and dude says “nah, I got high.”
So I say, real talk, I says “tell me you did not just say I was gonna roll a blunt but then I got high.”
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| Author: | fluffy [ Sat Jun 04, 2016 12:04 am ] |
| Post subject: | It's a story. You'll have to read. |
So I'm chillin' and girl asks, she says “hey did you roll that blunt like I asked you to?” and dude says “nah, I got high.” So I say, real talk, I says “tell me you did not just say I was gonna roll a blunt but then I got high.”
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| Author: | joshex [ Sat Jun 04, 2016 7:55 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: It's a story. You'll have to read. |
now I'm jerkin off and I know why. |
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| Author: | Natsuki [ Sun Jun 05, 2016 8:21 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: It's a story. You'll have to read. |
Where's the story? |
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| Author: | joshex [ Sun Jun 05, 2016 9:41 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: It's a story. You'll have to read. |
That was the story. it was also a chained joke. from IRL mind you. this proves the old saying that God is a comedian. if you're not laughing you need to lighten up a bit. get it? lighten up? |
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| Author: | arch_enemy [ Sun Jun 05, 2016 4:30 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: It's a story. You'll have to read. |
the platypus i think is a better example of god being a comedian |
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| Author: | joshex [ Sun Jun 05, 2016 7:57 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: It's a story. You'll have to read. |
arch_enemy wrote: the platypus i think is a better example of god being a comedian I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to teach to you not only the ultimate pun but also the most related pun to the topic now at hand. the biggest and most related pun to God being a comedian comes straight out of his word the holy bible. God created all things, they are merely lent to us, he owns everything, God is all things, because all things were made from him, Jesus is God. with this knowledge it is absolutely correct to say that: Jesus rode into Nazareth on his ass. |
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| Author: | arch_enemy [ Sun Jun 05, 2016 9:17 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: It's a story. You'll have to read. |
joshex wrote: Jesus rode into Nazareth on his ass. ok that was a good one |
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| Author: | fluffy [ Sun Jun 12, 2016 10:20 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: It's a story. You'll have to read. |
Ｍｙ ｐｅｎｉｓ ｉｓ ｔｈｅ ｌｏｒｄ ｔｈｙ ｃｏｃｋ ａｎｄ ｙｏｕ ｓｈａｌｌ ｓｕｃｋ ｎｏ ｏｔｈｅｒ ｃｏｃｋｓ ｂｅｆｏｒｅ ｉｔ． Ｉｎ ｆａｃｔ， ｙｏｕ＇ｌｌ ｂｅ ｌｕｃｋｙ ｔｏ ｈａｖｅ ｔｈｅ ａｂｉｌｉｔｙ ｔｏ ｓｕｃｋ ａｎｙ ｃｏｃｋｓ ａｆｔｅｒ ｉｔ！ °дº |
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| Author: | fluffy [ Sun Jun 12, 2016 10:24 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: It's a story. You'll have to read. |
Natsuki wrote: Where's the story? Ｙｏｕ ｆｕｃｋｉｎｇ ｓｕｃｋ ａｎｄ ｄｉｓａｐｐｏｉｎｔ ｍｅ． Ｃｏｎｔｒａｒｙ ｔｏ ｐｏｐｕｌａｒ ｂｅｌｉｅｆ， ｍｏｓｔ ｏｆ ｕｓ Ｆｏｒｋｈｅａｄｓ ｈａｖｅ ｌｉｖｅｓ ＡＦＫ ａｎｄ ｉｎ ｆａｃｔ ｓｏｃｉａｌｉｚｅ． Ｌｏｎｇ ｇｏｎｅ ａｒｅ ｔｈｅ ｄａｙｓ ｗｈｅｎ ｗｅ ｉｎｔｅｒｎｅｔ ｎｅｒｄｓ ｆｅａｒｅｄ ｔｈｅ ｂａｌｌ ｏｆ ｆｉｒｅ ｔｈａｔ ｓｗｏｏｐｓ ｔｈｒｏｕｇｈ ｔｈｅ ｓｋｙ ｗｈｉｌｅ ｗｅ ｓｌｅｅｐ． |
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| Author: | KingGMY [ Mon Jun 13, 2016 5:40 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: It's a story. You'll have to read. |
I left for a century and space happens. What the hell. |
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| Author: | tuypo1 [ Sun Jun 19, 2016 6:53 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: It's a story. You'll have to read. |
Dude weed lamo |
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