Hell-o & whalecum to the 29th edition of HSN!
- Microsoft says that "1 Billion user mark is taking longer than expected". Yeah, I wonder why. Let's see, 1. I fuckin' paid for Windows 8.1, not fuckin' 10! 2. I don't want no goddamn spyware so the fuckin' NSA and Obama can see my web history and through my webcam as I ass fuck Slutty McSlut
and 3. FUCK IT!!!
- The US Anti-Doping Agency said Friday that Brock Lesnar potentially violated policies during an out-of-competition test on June 28. Lesnar has stated that "We will get to the bottom of this" regarding the said test. Hunt has stated that he believes that Lesnar is "Juice to the gills". If Lesnar did have drugs (or roids in this case), he will be suspended for 2 years from the UFC. HOLY FUCKER-DOODLES!!! However, WWE may not do anything when it comes to this, because Lesnar is a part timer and WWE has their own private testing. Either way, the Beast is kinda fucked!
- July 17th marks #worldemojiday... Why... Just... Why?!!?!?!?!?!?!
- Finally, Smackdown will be going Live this Tuesday. Also, they will announce who will be drafted to RAW & Smackdown. Along with that, WWE Battleground will be coming up soon. A lot of WWE shit coming up and it's gonna BALLIN'!!!
This is the madassgamer and I'm posting late, because it's still Sunday on the other side of the world >:D