Hell-O & Whalecum to the late 34th edition of HSN. FUCK! This edition is late, because I'm on vacation.
- WWE's SummerSlam PPV event has concluded and I predicted every match correctly. HOLY FUCK!!! Brock Lesnar defeated Randy Orton (obviously). Meanwhile, Finn Balor defeated Seth (dick pic) Rollins for the new Universal title and Dean (Titty Master) Ambrose defeated Dolph Ziggler for the World title. So yeah, good card I guess.
- The Olympics is still going on... and still no one cares.
- HOLY COCKFLAPS OF SHIIIIIIIIIT!!! A recent report by the New York times has revealed that Donald Trump's companies are $650 million in debt. HOLY FUCK!!! It was also revealed that he owes money to the Bank of China, a country that he criticizes a lot during his Presidential campaign. However, "Trump released a 104-page federal financial disclosure form earlier in the campaign, which, according to the Times, claimed he only owed $315 million in debt, less than half of what the report found." There are also theories surrounding the fact that the reason why Trump doesn't want to release his tax returns is because " he doesn't want to reveal or that he is worth less than he has suggested." If this is true, Trump is FUCKED!!!
- FUCK YOU, 2016!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!!! Founding member and guitarist for 3 Doors Down, Matt Roberts has passed away at 38. He was found dead in a Hotel where he was supposed to attend a charity event. The cause of death was due to a prescription drug overdose. May he RIP.
- Finally, AT&T is phasing out overage charges. Good, I guess. Also, they will be revamping their prices on their plans, which seems good. Hope they don't have that hidden fee shit, that Jew shit pisses us off!!! Full listing here:
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/features/deals-shopping/sfl-new-att-mobile-share-advantag-plans-eliminate-data-overage-chargese-plans-20160817-story.htmlThis is the madassgamer and I'm gonna fuck some bitches on the beach and become broke!