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Post So I wake up this morning...
And the parents are all like, "You shouldn't have seizures, then you can get your license after a year and buy a car. You won't need to walk to work in the winter. :P :P :P :P :P "

Then I'm just like, "K, I may have a high internal locus of control, but I can at best prevent seizures, I can't just turn the damn things off by command. Plus car payments and gas payments would out-cost my paychecks, not to mention that walking to work is what keeps my health in check."

"Well you should go to college to work in the pharmacy."

"You mean go to the university that doesn't exist in this town? Not to mention pay for upgrading and pay to take biology and physics? Then work in a pharmacy for far less than Americans because medical jobs are paid for by taxpayers in Cancuckistan as opposed to being paid for by the pharmacy owner? Remember, I considered it once upon some middle-school days."

So yeah, fuck this morning.

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Post Re: So I wake up this morning...
I hear ketosis prevents many kinds of seizures, but you have to stay if you are doing it to deal with seizures you have to be a bit stricter and make sure you are in decently deep ketosis.

You could also, you know, get your pharmacy degree and MOVE to the U.S., and get paid 6 figures to work at just about any run of the mill pharmacy to start (had a friend in college in pharmacy for that reason, said he didn't care whether the subject was something he liked or not, with the money he'd have women).

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Post Re: So I wake up this morning...
I will teach you an ancient art, you may have heard of a technique that allows certain martial artists to control every muscle in their body independently?

well it's true.

and the secret to it is controlling your blood flow. that may sound like something subconscious that you have no control over. but you do have control. ever imagine you have superpowers and suddenly notice that certain parts of your body you were straining are filled with blood? yeah, all it takes is your mind.

Mind over body is real.

the method to do it is simple, want to control one specific muscle? think about where it is, feel that part of your body as itself as the air touches the skin there, now push or pull from that point with your mind.

why am I telling you this? because you control how your brain, face and everything else are shaped and function, simply by how you focus on them, simply by the states which you keep those parts in during the course of the average day.

for seizures it's relatively easy once you get the hang of it, all you have to do is remember what it feels like, remember what the shape and intensity of your brain feels like during a seizure.

now control your mind physically so that it repels that feeling if it even slightly comes near.

at first you may slip, or you may be caught off-guard, but don't let that dishearten you. you can beat it. you just have to train yourself to make it a conscious+subconscious reflex to constantly resist seizure states.

I control my heart, brain and eyes and other key parts this way, so I assure you it works in more than just muscles, it works on any blood infused part of the body.

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Post Re: So I wake up this morning...
Give up hope you will never achieve anything and all everyone you love will die painfully and in their last moments they won't be thinking of you
So in the meantime get fucked by a big old donkey dick and just relax baby!

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O Campeonato Sergipano de Futebol de 2006 foi a 88º edição do torneio e teve como campeão o Pirambu, que assim conquistou seu primeiro título estadual e garantiu vaga na Copa do Brasil 2007 e no Campeonato Brasileiro da Série C de 2006. O vice-campeão, Confiança, conquistou a segunda vaga do estado para a Série C de 2006. Os seis melhores colocados se classificaram para a Copa Governo do Estado de Sergipe de 2006.[1]

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