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Author: | RV-007 [ Tue Jul 11, 2017 6:05 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Foods that Make You Poop Fistfully (or not) |
Sport drinks suck too. They are supposed to hydrate, but they leak out of my ass like burning sulfur. Too spicy. Doesn't feel good! I can't sit lest the cheeks can blazing each other like fucking hell! Washing is no good if you don't have immediate access, remember to put up with lotion. Lubricate it good! It helps, but natural healing is the ultimate remedy. No, no cold can really do much except for numbing the pain. I remember that vitamin B drinks are also like sport drinks, but as the much worse version. These two are like soda, but in the much dangerous hazard category. Generally, sport drinks are a disease, by means upheld by the law, ban them! |
Author: | Pantsman [ Thu Jul 20, 2017 9:57 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Foods that Make You Poop Fistfully (or not) |
I am horrified at the thought of fistful poops. |
Author: | RV-007 [ Mon Jul 31, 2017 10:32 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Foods that Make You Poop Fistfully (or not) |
Now, I declared war on burger buns, soda, and sport drinks. But this time, I declare war on dry foods in general. That could mean anything, but yes, chow mein is now considered a dry food, rich in dry fiber. It's not the kind of fiber that gives you poop smoothie, it's the kind of fiber that roughs up your ass like a fist and lets it bleed for its vampiric leeching bloodlust. Sick and disgusting, but true. Chow mein was never a close enough natural (preparation) process. It truly become something else after it stages of transformation. Last thing I don't want is a fucking edible tapeworm rummaging through my fucking ass. Not many people want bloody asses. Get direct fiber right away. May God have mercy on your asses. Everybody in the channel, please cater to dictation of beans and salad. They both a part of the natural vegetation. When summer comes and is hell bent on making your ass a river of blood, let veggies fight the desert of death, for it your only chance for survival. I have experience these ordeals of tribulation for so long. I now know why Mexican dishes are considered a time tested practice against the ravaging sands and wind of time. I know that it's a bit to wrap your mind around the importance of beans, but this food have both fiber and protein at the same time. It cause farts as well! Mmm, good! As far as I know, the beans I have eaten have liquids so you are guaranteed the tender gentle moistness that will take care your behind. It's possible to have rock hard beans, but I will update should I chanced upon it. Try to get it with some other food like salad. It is my hope that beans will fulfill your hunger and your waste. I will start buying beans into my daily diet. This is my ass swearing, good god and good luck. Over and out. |
Author: | 「H A N Z O」 [ Tue Aug 22, 2017 7:43 pm ] |
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Author: | RV-007 [ Mon Nov 02, 2020 8:52 pm ] |
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Man, mineral water is much better than soda and sport drink for some reason. Maybe it's because it's a natural source of natural minerals. |
Author: | RV-007 [ Fri Dec 18, 2020 8:12 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Foods that Make You Poop Fistfully (or not) |
I'm not sure about flavoured mineral water, but the original is crispy in taste! One thing I would have to report is about ANY preparation and consumption of black rice. I onced tried the normal recommended soaking preparation method, took a freaking while, even if I did cut corners at times. The result was jelly rice, almost like rice porridge. Online stuff said that while the multiple soaking did remove most arsenicity, it removed most said nutrients. I recently tried rinsing without any soaking. Man, it was arsenic poisoning a few days after. I guess I did absorb the good nutrients, but like beer, a hangover is due. It was like pure evil. I sure got some bad stomach cramps. Fucking hell, I threw all the black rice away! Only thing I see black rice can do good for is the arsenic source, which is insecticide and chemical warfare. |
Author: | RV-007 [ Thu Dec 31, 2020 12:33 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Foods that Make You Poop Fistfully (or not) |
Another bad asian thing, korean raw cuisine. I mean, is it supposed to be a salad bar? Something about raw minced meat or something like that. Maybe, if it's the stone ages, yeah, it's acceptable. I hope there is some sense of sanitation check going on. No, I don't think that blood letting would be enough, but just check on it please. |
Author: | RV-007 [ Wed Feb 03, 2021 12:08 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Foods that Make You Poop Fistfully (or not) |
Big flour noodles? I wouldn't try cooking this shit up. Who knows how long you have to cook this? It's like a professional chef skill! Even if it's a real food, it seems to be too dangerous to be physically consumed. I once tried it, smelled old. Preparation probably bad... I think I pass as a food taster... |
Author: | 「H A N Z O」 [ Fri Feb 05, 2021 11:56 am ] |
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Author: | Odin Anarki [ Mon Nov 28, 2022 5:53 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Foods that Make You Poop Fistfully (or not) |
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