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Hell-O & Whalecum to the 81st edition of HSN!

- FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!! George Romero, the man responsible for kick ass movies such ass "Dawn of the Dead" has passed away today in his sleep from a "brief but aggressive battle with lung cancer”. He was 77. Cancer needs to die! Rest In Peace, Mr. Romero!

- Speaking of Deaths, Martin Landau passed away at 89 Years old from "unexpected complications". He won an Oscar from the Tim Burton Movie "Ed Wood" as his role as Bela Lugosi, the man who played Dracula. May he Rest In Peace.

- Jodie Whittaker has been announced to be the 13th Doctor in the long running BBC series Doctor Who. She will be replacing Peter Capaldi and will be the 1st Woman to ever play as the Doctor. Talks of a Female Doctor has been going around since Matt Smith was playing the Doctor, possibly further. However, some people are pissed! I'm indifferent, it's not like they're making James Bond a Woman or Asian or something. The Timelords if I'm correct can change Gender upon Regeneration, so yeah.

- Bruce Je- I mean, Caitlyn Jenner has announced that he/she what ever the fuck is running for Senate. With Trump being President and the Rock running in the next election, I don't see why not... Let's all point and laugh! I can see an angry mob of SJW's coming after me :cool

- Finally, Skeletor John McCain;s surgery to remove "A 2 inch Blood Clot above his left Eye" maybe more serious than thought. His recovery may delay the vote on the Health Care Act fiasco that's been going on. FUCK IT, IMMA BUILD THE FORKHEADS HOSPITAL N SHIT AND IT WILL BE FUNDED BY SEX TOY SALES AND HOLY SHIT MERCH OR SOMETHING, WE GOTTA VOTE DAT SHIT IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is the madassgamer and we gotta fix this shit somehow!

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In other news, terrorists are attacking your internet freedom. Because they hate your freedom.

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man, landau was good hat :=(: . unparalleled talent. young landau in johnny staccatto episode 2.


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And shadin' jew Jeff Sessions has been officially reported in league with Russian operatives during the 2016 presidential election. So many real Russian scares/threats, huh? Down with Jeff Sessions and his fucking accomplices! The time for your end is nigh! You'll pay surely for your infringing interference.

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Post Re: HOLY SHIT NEWS! #81
Oh dear, I'm sorry for my lack of com-patriotism regarding the defense and defence of our leisure/pleasure/enjoyment.

According to the two links below:
http://www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/201 ... /3/enacted
https://www.gov.uk/government/uploads/s ... FINAL_.pdf

UK Internet Porn Censorship to Begin in April 2018!
I guess the British has refound their Puritan/Victorian starchiness side. Now the Victorian age sometimes has a burlesque thing going on, so that's weird accommodating. I'm not sure what be the cause of it, but I can pertain to two causes. Whether there's too much (political) attacks on the religious system (possibly by mad Israelian/Crusadian war crusading machines), in which entrenches itself into as a majority. Of course, England has its own laws about what is fair and not fair. Or the (Cold) war is getting mightily intense that we go lockdown into a us versus them mentality. You know, our fair welcoming girls versus the insidious scheming femme fatales. It's like saying a Russian fox infiltrated into the Western nations and begin deliberating and subverting her targets like prey. From Russian with love, anybody? I'm gonna admit, maybe that Domino Trump is a little too big on throwing weight of rubles around in the news. That could have a strong negative charisma effect for nations who upheld a bit too much on national personality rather than the system of values. However, since this is a ban on all porn, there must be something amass going on. It's like saying most porn going thru British lands came from undesirable third world countries like Eastern Europe or something like that. I certainly hope that there is no (external) disrupting influence that affect this policy, particularly ones that obsess over controlling the/our strange experimental published works.

Well, since there's a Brexit going on, maybe letting off this entertainment industry sector may work towards a safety net. No puns intended.

I tend to hold my judgment on causes due to a number of possible factors. Well, there's still about a year before the next phase begins.

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neo-Japan to attempt decommissioning of downed nuclear plant meltdown. It's like a Western scramble version of Chernobyl. It's a meltdown so reportedly no barren wasteland just yet. Best to keep your distance though.

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Moscow lawyer Natalia Veselnitskaya had worked for FSB (formerly KGB). Domino Trump attempts to unconstitutionally pardon himself for charges/crimes. The constitution stands to smack the unjust down like thunder. Ah, he's getting tyrannically evil, huh? Just a shocker tab.

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O Campeonato Sergipano de Futebol de 2006 foi a 88º edição do torneio e teve como campeão o Pirambu, que assim conquistou seu primeiro título estadual e garantiu vaga na Copa do Brasil 2007 e no Campeonato Brasileiro da Série C de 2006. O vice-campeão, Confiança, conquistou a segunda vaga do estado para a Série C de 2006. Os seis melhores colocados se classificaram para a Copa Governo do Estado de Sergipe de 2006.[1]

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