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Hell-o & Whalecum to the 87th edition of HSN!

- The fight of the era has happened aaaaaaaaaand Conor McGregor got the shit knocked outta him by Floyd Mayweather making his record 50 - 0. 52 - 0 if you count the beating he gave his Wife and the Big Show. Anyway, McGregor lost in the 10th round by TKO. Sadly, no one died, making those thousand dollar tickets worthless!

- Movie Director, Tobe Hooper, best known for "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" and "Poltergeist" has passed away at 74 from natural causes. May he Rest In Peace. Oh, and fuck 2017!

- Finally, Texas is being ravaged by Hurricane "Steve" Harvey! At it's highest, it was a Catagory 4, AKA OH SHIT, RUN!!! As expected, Harvey came in and fucked shit up. In all seriousness, I hope everyone in Texas is okay and if anyone can, please donate. Also, why did they name this fuckin' Hurricane after the guy from Family Feud. Don't get me wrong, Steve Harvey is a ballin' ass mofo, but call it something else like "Hurricane OH SHEIT, NIGGAZ BETTA RUN!!!" or something, that'll get those people moving.

This is the madassgamer and I'm gonna fight my illness... AGAIN!

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in related news the volunteer group known as the cajun navy is heading to assist with the search and rescue operations in texas
the cajun navy first started becoming known during the flooding in louisiana and parts of texas during august 2016

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DANCE FUCKER DANCE

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I decided to make some net changes. It's been a long time, but I'm back again and readjusting.

Lots of news flew by yet to be reported, yet to missed. Nevertheless, I renews!

A certain planet was found capable of supporting life! We will only support the most and beneficial.

Summer burns up Europe. Wrath of God? Well, it's burning me up now! Fuck! Yet, US withdraws from Paris Climate agreement due to foresight of too much economic loss. Warm water makes storm Noru to Japan.

Oh yeah, racial tension politics clashes in the South.

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And don't call it a spade if it isn't a spade

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