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Author:  madassgamer [ Sun Mar 11, 2018 9:39 pm ]
Post subject:  HOLY SHIT NEWS! #115

Hell-O & Whalecum to the 115th edition of HSN!

- WWE Fastlane has concluded and was good. Randy Orton beat Bobby Roode for the US Championship and AJ Styles winning the Six-Pack Challenge to retain his World Title. Wrestlemania, here we come!

- Black Panther has now grossed over $1 Billion globally, HOLY FUCK!!! It is now the 2nd highest grossing film of all time, only behind The Force Awakens. Personally, I haven't seen it yet, so I hope it lives up to the hype.

- Coming soon to Apple TV, Roku, and DirecTV, get ready for content from the Church of Scientology! Get the fuck outta here with that shit! Look, if you're religious, more power to you, but Scientology? Motha fucka that shit ain't a real ass Religion, that shit's a cult! Okay, let's all have an open mind. Who knows, maybe they'll have some FIRE ASS Content!

- Liverpool Comedy Legend, Sir Ken Dodd, has passed away at 90 years old after being released from the Hospital from a Chest Infection. Dodd married his partner of 40 years, Anne Jones just 2 days before his death. May he Rest In Peace.

- The Trumpster is at it again :D This time, he writes a tweet saying:

"Rasmussen and others have my approval ratings at around 50%, which is higher than Obama, and yet the political pundits love saying my approval ratings are “somewhat low.” They know they are lying when they say it. Turn off the show - FAKE NEWS!"

Meanwhile, the real rating say otherwise: "Rasmussen 44%, Quinnipiac 38%, Reuters 40%, Fox 43%, Gallup 39%"

Still, give it to Trump for being the greatest troll in office!

- Finally, I would like to make this last on personal and just say F-F-F-F-F-FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU FACEBOOK!!! ON WHAT GODDAMN PLANET IS ASKING IF JACKOFF IS A SPORT COUNT AS "BULLYING AND HARASSMENT"?!?! YOU BAN MY BITCH ASS FOR A WEEK, YET IT'S OKAY FOR OTHERS TO POST EVEN WORSE FUCKED UP SHIT ON THERE. nOT TO MENTION, YOUR BITCH ASSES ASKED PEOPLE IF IT'S OKAY FOR YOUR PERVERTED ASSES TO ASK PEOPLE IN A GODDAMN POLL IF PEDO'S SHOULD ASK KIDS FOR PHOTOS. NIGGA, THEY'RE GONNA SAY NO, SO WHAT THE COCK ASS TITTY FUCK?!?! CHILD PORN AND ANIMAL ABUSE IS OKAY, BUT NOT MEMES?!?! FUCK YOU, ZUCKY BOIIIIIII! COME OUTTA THAT FUCKED UP, WARPED ASS CLOSET AND FIX YA SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is the madassgamer and I'm gonna push kids in Wheelchairs down a Hill!

Author:  RV-007 [ Mon Mar 12, 2018 7:14 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: HOLY SHIT NEWS! #115

White House provides condolences to the UK nerve agent attack. Perhaps, they are helping Russia with this plan?

Old former Nazi office worker died of old age. J00Z? No, seriously, no one is on innocent ground either.

Author:  Pantsman [ Tue Mar 13, 2018 9:05 am ]
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Damn, are they gonna kill all the Germans? Wasn't the Dresden firebombing enough?

Author:  RV-007 [ Tue Mar 13, 2018 8:04 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: HOLY SHIT NEWS! #115

Unfortunately, the god forsaken had not put their methods to fair and proper justice. More likely they have yet to justify their soliciting of war crimes.

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Tillerson to be fired from Secretary of State. VA might resign soon after incident of unacceptable misconduct.

Mr. Trump will try golfing, a classic sport, with Mr. Jong. Oh yeah, no ambassador for ;. You know what that means? Very disorganized profile.

Clinton critical about certain officials involved with her election.

Trump seeks wall and criticized California for lack of border patrol.

Investigation of spy poisoning continues.

3 Illinois men charged with demolishing Minnesota mosque.

Austin mail bombs, beware. I guess the mail service ain't so tip-top friendly (in English, SAFE AND SECURE) anymore.

Paul Manafort put into strict confinement as his capability to flee or even exert influence is of real possibility. He is currently undergoing trial and may serve life sentence in prison. Probably he missed out a lot in life.

Author:  RV-007 [ Wed Mar 14, 2018 6:08 pm ]
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State and CIA election in progress.

United Airlines accused of neglect of animal cruelty and white privilege treatment.

Author:  RV-007 [ Fri Mar 16, 2018 10:07 pm ]
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Abortion clinics protest about free rights versus health safety. Commercial speech?

Gun safety policy might be racially discriminatory.

US Army veteran is deportation after getting denied citizenship. Story of revelations and trials!

States, including Florida, are finding a way to stop a threat to teens. That is pornography. Now, maybe the teens are hyping up their hormones and shit like that. Out of control teens, you know! Back in the 1950s, west side story! lol. Maybe that shooter dude have different ideas about his ex-girlfriend. Yeah, maybe there's a matter (very few) work-study stellars, but for me, that's more like some guy working on cars and girl model calendars like nobody's business. This on and off thing like church bias against free speech, responsibility to nurture children like nobody's business, and freedom to read stuff; you know it's a crazy world, that's all I know. I'm sure that people are self responsible. I'm sure I saw things when I was young, I know how far I would go. Everybody's got their own flavor. For those free anti-censorship dudes out there, I know it would suck to not consume the outrageous literature like Victorian classics, pulp fiction, and other alternative literature attuned to personal growth and development. Best of all, privacy! Kind of like, refinement, I think, that's the word.

Trump defends safari hunting and trophy hunting, a manly sport of leisure. Here, have a pipe.

McCabe fired for taking some political bribes or help party bias? Still, some Cold War rhetorics will survive. There is still justice to partake.

Trump got emo angry at his ex-girlfriend. Multiple violations of a nondisclosure agreement. Strange that $1 million penalty each time deal was broken. There was payment for nondisclosure, but am not sure when that payment applies to the agreement. However, Trump never signed in, rendering it null and void. Therefore, no penalty! But do not threaten the fair maiden. WHERE ARE THY GENTLEMEN IN YOUR PERSON? I get she might be vindictive about the matter of unfairness. We'll see how it goes down in court, which would be done more privately.

Author:  RV-007 [ Sat Mar 17, 2018 2:07 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: HOLY SHIT NEWS! #115

Facebook bans Trump-affiliated data firm Cambridge Analytica. Improperly holding user data. Bias for certain. Guess the social network got fucked by the political machine.

Author:  Pantsman [ Sat Mar 17, 2018 6:34 pm ]
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RV-007 wrote:
Facebook bans Trump-affiliated data firm Cambridge Analytica. Improperly holding user data. Bias for certain. Guess the social network got fucked by the political machine.


But facebook are nazis who police people for wrongthink everyday.

Author:  RV-007 [ Sun Mar 18, 2018 10:36 am ]
Post subject:  Re: HOLY SHIT NEWS! #115

Then, I would have to say that Facebook would have to be as neutral as they can, if they can. To say honest, these social networks allowed false news and yellow journal sensationalism to grow. It's as if they tried to rig over main news sources or even more stupidly, the news sources follow the runaway threads of social networks. Anyone can make hearsay in such things; doublethink, newspeak, Big Brother, blah, blah, blah.

If Facebook are the thought police or nazis, where does the Trump associates/firm stand? Russians? Bolsheviks? Current scourging intelligence-related incidents just isolated? I would like to know where the ideologies stand for all.

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James Comey pointed out another possible obstruction case with the firing of Andrew McCabe.

UK accuses Russia of distributing nerve agent.

More crony acts in the typical days of the motherland. I think surrounding world events is enough to handle so I would keep cool.

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