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Author:  madassgamer [ Sun Apr 22, 2018 9:30 pm ]
Post subject:  HOLY SHIT NEWS! #120

Hell-O & Whalecum to the 120th edition of HSN!

- Like last year, people are dropping like goddamn flies! On April 21, we lost Verne Troyer. Troyer was an actor who had dwarfism. You may know him best as Mini-Me from Austin Powers, he also played as... Fucking Ferbus from Masked Rider. His cause of death has yet to be released, but he was suffering from alcoholism and was admitted to a Rehab center near the end of his life. Goldmember gave me so many laughs as a kid and it is such a shame to see him go at 49. May he rest in peace!

- Along with him, Former Fist Lady, Barbara Bush died at the age of 92. Bush was married to George H.W. Bush before her death and was the said First Lady of his tenure. She died from COPD, but also suffered from Congested Heart Failure, Graves' Disease, and was a heavy smoker until 1968. Her funeral was held yesterday with First Ladies Hillary Clinton, Michelle Obama, and Melania Trump attending, as well as Bill (True Nigga) Clinton and Barack Obama. May she Rest In Peace!

- Today is Earth Day! Let's all embrace the Earth by Growing Tree's, picking up litter, jacking off to Earth-Chan Hentai, fight over weather the Earth is flat or round, JUST DO SOMETHING!!!

- Finally, FO REAL NIBBAS!!! YA BOI IS GONNA BE BUSY WITH IRL WORKS SHEIT AND HAS LIMITED TIME ON HSN!!! IF YO ASS WANNA WRITE, MESSAGE ME ON DISCORD!!!!!!

This is the madassgamer and I'm gonna grate cheese into WV Governor Jim Justice's mouth!

Author:  RV-007 [ Wed Apr 25, 2018 8:13 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: HOLY SHIT NEWS! #120

Carson plan to put millions in public housing at risk. However, some of the sample population would be exempted. Those would be the elderly and disabled.

Author:  RV-007 [ Thu Apr 26, 2018 6:43 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: HOLY SHIT NEWS! #120

Bill Cosby found guilty of sexual assault! He yelled, "You *sshole!".

Ford forgoes the sedan for crossover and SUV brand designs. FU Ford.

Autism among children on the rise.

Author:  RV-007 [ Fri Apr 27, 2018 6:45 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: HOLY SHIT NEWS! #120

The Koreas set goal on denuclearisation.

Said Russian lawyer @ Trump Tower had worked with Russian government @ the same time.

Author:  RV-007 [ Sun Apr 29, 2018 9:34 am ]
Post subject:  Re: HOLY SHIT NEWS! #120

Mixed martial arts fighter with links to Trump? Cohen is questioned by FBI.

Trump threatens to shutdown government should funding of wall is averted.

Author:  RV-007 [ Sun Apr 29, 2018 5:12 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: HOLY SHIT NEWS! #120

T-Mobile and Sprint to make some merger deal as a bid to out-compete the tech sector of China.

Schools versus old school vaping.

Refugees versus border patrol.

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