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Post The Fruit Fly Holocaust
Today marks a very dark day in the history of the Hickorydung People (that's what I decided to call the colony of flies that were laying their eggs in the orange peels in my trash). Once they were a thriving culture with a population in the hundreds. But then the Doomsday Beast came and destroyed their homeland (i.e. I took out the trash), driving them away from the Fertile Orange Valley and forcing them to spread out across the world. But the horror wasn't over. After depriving them of the land they called home, the Doomsday Beast proceeded to hunt them down, slaughtering them one by one, until now, this place that was once teeming with fruit fly life is now a mass grave for the Hickorydung people. The Hickorydung are now all but extinct, desperately searching for a new home. But the Doomsday Beast is relentless. He is constantly vigilant, butchering the few remaining ones who thought it was safe to come out of hiding. They were wrong! It is rumored that he will not stop until every last fruit fly has been vanquished, until the Hickorydung are no more than a memory. After destroying the Fertile Orange Valley, and then wiping out its inhabitants, the Doomsday Beast will move on to the final stage of his plan: a relentless scorched earth campaign in which all food will be removed from this land so the few Hickorydung have nothing left. The dirty dishes will be washed, the carpet will be vacuumed, and anything that could possibly save the Hickorydung from extinction will be gone. And so we will come to it: the end of the line. The Hickorydung Nation will fall, and everyone will die.

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Post Re: The Fruit Fly Holocaust
Well, I just found another (smaller) swarm of them at the same trash bin in my commode. It seems there were eggs in more than just the orange peels. Damn, these things reproduce fast. It's like, I literally killed over a hundred of them, and then I turn my back for five minutes to write this, and there's a huge resurgence in their population. Oh well, genociding the hatchlings now.

:evil NOT EVEN THE CHILDREN WILL BE SPARED!!!!!!!!!!! :evil

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You are lucky that you are just dealing with fruit flies. I actually gotten sick from killing particularly flesh flies! Those are the big nasty ones! Even in death, they can still wrought retribution. These can bring on leprosy and blood poisoning so it's total death. Some love maggots that eat dying flesh, but it's like dealing with the devil.

Careful, whether gassing or swatting, don't too it often. The gas is a two way sword. The swat cannot contain the impure dispersals of fragments. Least you wear a mask? Anywhom, might as well try drop either a mothball, urinal deodorizer block, or toilet rim block in the outside bin. They all chemicals so watch out. Also, try to keep your inside bins as odorless as possible. They will smell it.

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Psst, try spraying 'em with soapy water.

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