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Author: | TeisuShinpai [ Mon Dec 31, 2018 5:37 pm ] |
Post subject: | Happy new year of bullshitery sickos |
May the Bullshit Gods bless us with another year full of bullshitery. Also, the crazy cat girl who trapped me in her basement is preparing a strange mixture of lubricant, grapefruit juice and heroin. She also has long stick in her hand. Should i be worried ? |
Author: | RV-007 [ Mon Dec 31, 2018 5:46 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Happy new year of bullshitery sickos |
Making lively presence? Yes? Happy new year, but it's still cold enough to freeze up your head. Then again, a bit of fresh air will do too. Cold draining cold. Oh, and McScrooge things, haahah. I believe that the mixture is not for normal oral ingestion. Anally probing!!! X_X |
Author: | TeisuShinpai [ Mon Dec 31, 2018 5:46 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Happy new year of bullshitery sickos |
Also, when she screams "SUNA OY ERAPERP OLOY SSA OY EPAR ANNOG MI", should i start to run ? |
Author: | TeisuShinpai [ Mon Dec 31, 2018 5:48 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Happy new year of bullshitery sickos |
Welp. That's worrying. |
Author: | RV-007 [ Mon Dec 31, 2018 5:48 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Happy new year of bullshitery sickos |
Better go, hide or run undetected, lol. |
Author: | TeisuShinpai [ Mon Dec 31, 2018 5:50 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Happy new year of bullshitery sickos |
I'll call snake and ask advice then. |
Author: | RV-007 [ Mon Dec 31, 2018 5:57 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Happy new year of bullshitery sickos |
Does the girl have a plastered smile and go, "Hellooo... Where are you... I have something nice for you... Please come out and play..." Sounds friendly. |
Author: | TeisuShinpai [ Mon Dec 31, 2018 6:00 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Happy new year of bullshitery sickos |
Yeah, something like that. I wonder what she wants to play ? |
Author: | RV-007 [ Mon Dec 31, 2018 6:11 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Happy new year of bullshitery sickos |
She would only say, "You are only assuming things, it is not always true and conclusive in the purpose of my inventory. A million possibilities!". |
Author: | Pantsman [ Tue Jan 01, 2019 6:59 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Happy new year of bullshitery sickos |
Have some vodka and a tranquilizer gun. Go for her armpit. |
Author: | TeisuShinpai [ Tue Jan 01, 2019 7:51 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Happy new year of bullshitery sickos |
10/10 genius idea. Now she's juming like a frog, naked while making monkey noises. I'll try to find the basement's key and escape. Also the vodka was very good. |
Author: | Kehmicle [ Fri Jan 04, 2019 2:29 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Happy new year of bullshitery sickos |
i bid you a joyous new yearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs :D |
Author: | fluffy [ Fri Jan 04, 2019 2:48 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Happy new year of bullshitery sickos |
Embrace the rape! Let it fill your every pore. |
Author: | Pantsman [ Fri Jan 04, 2019 2:58 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Happy new year of bullshitery sickos |
fluffy wrote: Embrace the rape! Let it fill your every pore. But is it rape when it smells like a crusty sock? |
Author: | TeisuShinpai [ Fri Jan 04, 2019 7:26 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Happy new year of bullshitery sickos |
The real question is : is it really rape if there is no crusty sock involved ? |
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