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Author:  TeisuShinpai [ Mon Dec 31, 2018 5:37 pm ]
Post subject:  Happy new year of bullshitery sickos

May the Bullshit Gods bless us with another year full of bullshitery.

Also, the crazy cat girl who trapped me in her basement is preparing a strange mixture of lubricant, grapefruit juice and heroin. She also has long stick in her hand.
Should i be worried ?

Author:  RV-007 [ Mon Dec 31, 2018 5:46 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Happy new year of bullshitery sickos

Making lively presence? Yes?

Happy new year, but it's still cold enough to freeze up your head. Then again, a bit of fresh air will do too. Cold draining cold. Oh, and McScrooge things, haahah.

I believe that the mixture is not for normal oral ingestion. Anally probing!!! X_X

Author:  TeisuShinpai [ Mon Dec 31, 2018 5:46 pm ]
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Also, when she screams "SUNA OY ERAPERP OLOY SSA OY EPAR ANNOG MI", should i start to run ?

Author:  TeisuShinpai [ Mon Dec 31, 2018 5:48 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Happy new year of bullshitery sickos

Welp. That's worrying.

Author:  RV-007 [ Mon Dec 31, 2018 5:48 pm ]
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Better go, hide or run undetected, lol.

Author:  TeisuShinpai [ Mon Dec 31, 2018 5:50 pm ]
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I'll call snake and ask advice then.

Author:  RV-007 [ Mon Dec 31, 2018 5:57 pm ]
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Does the girl have a plastered smile and go, "Hellooo... Where are you... I have something nice for you... Please come out and play..."

Sounds friendly.

Author:  TeisuShinpai [ Mon Dec 31, 2018 6:00 pm ]
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Yeah, something like that. I wonder what she wants to play ?

Author:  RV-007 [ Mon Dec 31, 2018 6:11 pm ]
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She would only say, "You are only assuming things, it is not always true and conclusive in the purpose of my inventory. A million possibilities!".

Author:  Pantsman [ Tue Jan 01, 2019 6:59 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Happy new year of bullshitery sickos

Have some vodka and a tranquilizer gun. Go for her armpit.

Author:  TeisuShinpai [ Tue Jan 01, 2019 7:51 am ]
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10/10 genius idea. Now she's juming like a frog, naked while making monkey noises. I'll try to find the basement's key and escape.


Also the vodka was very good.

Author:  Kehmicle [ Fri Jan 04, 2019 2:29 am ]
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i bid you a joyous new yearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs :D

Author:  fluffy [ Fri Jan 04, 2019 2:48 am ]
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Embrace the rape! Let it fill your every pore.

Author:  Pantsman [ Fri Jan 04, 2019 2:58 am ]
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fluffy wrote:
Embrace the rape! Let it fill your every pore.


But is it rape when it smells like a crusty sock?

Author:  TeisuShinpai [ Fri Jan 04, 2019 7:26 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Happy new year of bullshitery sickos

The real question is : is it really rape if there is no crusty sock involved ?

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