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About a year ago I went drinking with a friend. after that I took the bus back to my town alone.

On the bus, I crossed eyes with an old women, I smiled and looked away, then we both got off on the same bus stop.
she started talking to me. she said she noticed I looked at her, and said there is something about me that caught her eye.
somehow, we ended up talking for hours about life, we talked about how each of us grew up and how that shaped us.

she said that I have a "high rank soul"(but not as high as hers), she said that our soul lives on another plane of existence, where it has a giant plate with many "cookies", each cookie is a lifetime experience, your soul eat one cookie at a time, you can be a human or some alien in a distant plant somewhere, you can be anything.

she said she is also a writer, among other things, so we went to her house and I bought her book an CD( I only read some of the book and never listened to the CD yet, I'm really good at procrastinating). She told me she enjoy using her vibrator from time to time, maybe it was an invitation, but I had a major shit I had to do, so I just wanted to get back home as soon as possible.

It was a nice experience, changed my view on life.

Enjoy your life cookie cooki:

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Looks like ya got LUCKY, boiiii!

Got her numba? ;D lol Maybe free housing! Always a good thing! =)

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RV-007 wrote:
Looks like ya got LUCKY, boiiii!

Got her numba? ;D lol Maybe free housing! Always a good thing! =)


actually I do, she probably gives a really good BJ without the teeth, I'm sure you will like it ;)

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Just dont tell her that I've managed to reverse-engineer the system lolololol

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Just dont tell her that I've managed to reverse-engineer the system lolololol


The system uses quantum mechanics that are not yet understood. only ascended beings can reverse engineer the system, and if they do try, their memories are deleted by the grand-administrator of the simulation we live in.

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YomToxic wrote:
Just dont tell her that I've managed to reverse-engineer the system lolololol


The system uses quantum mechanics that are not yet understood. only ascended beings can reverse engineer the system, and if they do try, their memories are deleted by the grand-administrator of the simulation we live in.


Good thing I'm an idiot. Perfect 20 dodge rolls. :D

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Shaggboy wrote:
YomToxic wrote:
Just dont tell her that I've managed to reverse-engineer the system lolololol


The system uses quantum mechanics that are not yet understood. only ascended beings can reverse engineer the system, and if they do try, their memories are deleted by the grand-administrator of the simulation we live in.


Good thing I'm an idiot. Perfect 20 dodge rolls. :D


Being an idiot is the best, you are always happy and problem free.

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