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Author:  Shaggboy [ Wed Feb 20, 2019 4:41 am ]
Post subject:  The granny story

About a year ago I went drinking with a friend. after that I took the bus back to my town alone.

On the bus, I crossed eyes with an old women, I smiled and looked away, then we both got off on the same bus stop.
she started talking to me. she said she noticed I looked at her, and said there is something about me that caught her eye.
somehow, we ended up talking for hours about life, we talked about how each of us grew up and how that shaped us.

she said that I have a "high rank soul"(but not as high as hers), she said that our soul lives on another plane of existence, where it has a giant plate with many "cookies", each cookie is a lifetime experience, your soul eat one cookie at a time, you can be a human or some alien in a distant plant somewhere, you can be anything.

she said she is also a writer, among other things, so we went to her house and I bought her book an CD( I only read some of the book and never listened to the CD yet, I'm really good at procrastinating). She told me she enjoy using her vibrator from time to time, maybe it was an invitation, but I had a major shit I had to do, so I just wanted to get back home as soon as possible.

It was a nice experience, changed my view on life.

Enjoy your life cookie cooki:

Author:  RV-007 [ Thu Feb 21, 2019 7:43 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The granny story

Looks like ya got LUCKY, boiiii!

Got her numba? ;D lol Maybe free housing! Always a good thing! =)

Author:  Shaggboy [ Fri Feb 22, 2019 2:15 am ]
Post subject:  Re: The granny story

RV-007 wrote:
Looks like ya got LUCKY, boiiii!

Got her numba? ;D lol Maybe free housing! Always a good thing! =)


actually I do, she probably gives a really good BJ without the teeth, I'm sure you will like it ;)

Author:  Pantsman [ Fri Feb 22, 2019 7:33 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The granny story

Just dont tell her that I've managed to reverse-engineer the system lolololol

Author:  Shaggboy [ Mon Feb 25, 2019 10:43 am ]
Post subject:  Re: The granny story

YomToxic wrote:
Just dont tell her that I've managed to reverse-engineer the system lolololol


The system uses quantum mechanics that are not yet understood. only ascended beings can reverse engineer the system, and if they do try, their memories are deleted by the grand-administrator of the simulation we live in.

Author:  Pantsman [ Fri May 10, 2019 2:06 am ]
Post subject:  Re: The granny story

Shaggboy wrote:
YomToxic wrote:
Just dont tell her that I've managed to reverse-engineer the system lolololol


The system uses quantum mechanics that are not yet understood. only ascended beings can reverse engineer the system, and if they do try, their memories are deleted by the grand-administrator of the simulation we live in.


Good thing I'm an idiot. Perfect 20 dodge rolls. :D

Author:  Shaggboy [ Fri May 10, 2019 9:54 am ]
Post subject:  Re: The granny story

YomToxic wrote:
Shaggboy wrote:
YomToxic wrote:
Just dont tell her that I've managed to reverse-engineer the system lolololol


The system uses quantum mechanics that are not yet understood. only ascended beings can reverse engineer the system, and if they do try, their memories are deleted by the grand-administrator of the simulation we live in.


Good thing I'm an idiot. Perfect 20 dodge rolls. :D


Being an idiot is the best, you are always happy and problem free.

Author:  Odin Anarki [ Mon Jul 08, 2019 6:01 am ]
Post subject:  Re: The granny story

Me, I beleive we are all the universe, in the same sense that all waves are infact an expression of the larger ocean. I am you and you are me and we are all we.

So when I tell you to go fuck yourself, what I really mean is go find that woman, who is you, and fuck her. It'll do you some good. Close your eyes if you have too, pussy is pussy.

Lol.

Author:  Shaggboy [ Fri Jul 12, 2019 11:00 am ]
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t3H fuck1nG uNIVERSE! wrote:
Me, I beleive we are all the universe, in the same sense that all waves are infact an expression of the larger ocean. I am you and you are me and we are all we.

So when I tell you to go fuck yourself, what I really mean is go find that woman, who is you, and fuck her. It'll do you some good. Close your eyes if you have too, pussy is pussy.

Lol.


I rather fuck you, you fucking fuck.

an asshole is an asshole.

Author:  Pantsman [ Fri Jul 12, 2019 3:12 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The granny story

SUDDENLY, YAOI.

Author:  Odin Anarki [ Sat Jul 13, 2019 1:43 am ]
Post subject:  Re: The granny story

Shaggboy wrote:
t3H fuck1nG uNIVERSE! wrote:
Me, I beleive we are all the universe, in the same sense that all waves are infact an expression of the larger ocean. I am you and you are me and we are all we.

So when I tell you to go fuck yourself, what I really mean is go find that woman, who is you, and fuck her. It'll do you some good. Close your eyes if you have too, pussy is pussy.

Lol.


I rather fuck you, you fucking fuck.

an asshole is an asshole.


You'd think so but mine would break your reality and shift you off to a distant planet with it's AT feild before you'd get through to it.

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