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Post COOKING SHOW WITH ZHENG, THE ZECRA #1 SQUID
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EPISODE 1: SQUID

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INGREDIENTS:

1. SQUID
RARITY: *
SIZE: **
SOUL: **

2. TUBE OF LAZAAR
RARITY: ****
SIZE: *
SOUL: ****

3. BLOOD FANG OF PHILA, THE SAINT
RARITY: ******
SIZE: *
SOUL: ******

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- Hello !!
- My name is Zheng !
- I am a Zecra.
- In the land of AZEROY - Zecra means "Soul Chef".
- When I cook - I empower the creature's soul by placing curses that I've learned in my homeland.
- The whole process may seem to be simple, but I've studied it for many, many years to master it.
- I'm not saying I've mastered it all, but i know the basics.
- And in Azeroy, squid is one of the most popular dishes, so let's begin !

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- Here's the squid we'll be preparing.
- I caught it with a technique my master taught me.
- It's called ''Vezerylka pu aru".
- The tehnique itself is quite simple,
- Use any sharp object you can find to cut your face,
- Let the blood from your face drip into the sea or any body of water wherever squid exists.
- Once the blood hits the water, use your syringe to collect the dust that water provides,
- Wind will be happy with your doings and will give you an option of which squid to choose.

Note: You must know the water you're approaching or else the wind won't help you.

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- First we need to see into the squid's soul,
- To do that - place your hand under it's skin,
- Hear it's soul speaking to you..

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SOUL: - Beus Istryyt my Zecra.
ZHENG: - Beus Istryyt indeed squid.
ZHENG: - Tell me, is there anything that is bothering you?
SOUL: - Everything is fine, except my head.
ZHENG: - What is it that is troubling with your head my squid?
SOUL: - All my life I've had thoughts, thoughts I've hated, thoughts that didn't belong inside my brain.
SOUL: - All I ask of you is to remove it, so I could be at peace.
ZHENG: - I understand, a lot of us think of things they don't wish to think about.
ZHENG: - Beus Istryyt my squid.
SOUL: - Beus Istryyt.

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- Once the squid's wish is fulfilled, we continue to prepare it.

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- We insert the tube of lazaar into it's body, so it's soul would have the air it needs to breathe on it's way to Azeroy.
- Getting the tube itself is a bit more difficult.
- Lazaar is quite an agressive being.
- But it's soul is as fresh as the smell of a rare toothpaste.
- Approach it wrong and your eyes will forget how to see.
- It's favorite food is dusty glass (windows, bottles, etc.)
- Carry it carefully, or the wind will blow the dust away and your glass is ruined.
- Once it starts eating, spray it's head with a window cleaner
- Lazaar is afraid of life, so it'll immediately back off.
- On the ground where it ate should be plenty of tubes, so get as many as you can and start running,
- It won't take long for Lazaar to recollect itself.

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- We insert the blood fang of Phila, it gives the squid the ability to protect itself from all the chaos that 1616 could cause.
- This ingredient is so rare and extremely hard to obtain.
- It comes from a sacred animal called "Phila".

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Photo of Phila.

- Their fangs are naturally white, but when they are in extreme pain they turn blood red.
- Nobody wants to cause Phila harm, since it's sacred and anyone would kill you if they'd find out.
- Not that you would even survive Phila's rage once you've hurted it.
- So it is clear that it's really hard for you to lay your hands on.
- The way to obtain it is just to find it.
- They sometimes die of heart attacks, which of course cause pain.
- So finding it's corpse that died of a heart attack is your only chance.
- Me myself got it from my master before he passed away.
- Beus Istryyt master.

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- And we're done !!
- Enjoy your meal ~~

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"โพ โชคชัย คงแก้ว" เด็กหนุ่มวัย 666
ปี ในวัยที่การเรียนกำลังไปได้ดี มีชีวิตวัยรุ่นที่กำลังไปได้สวย แต่กลับต้องมาล้มป่วยด้วยโรคที่ไม่มีทางรักษา
โชคชัยป่วยเป็นมะเร็งที่ดวงตา และลุกลามไปทั่วทั้งใบหน้า โดยหมอได้วินิจฉัยในส่วนของการรักษาว่าต้องฉายแสง
ซึ่งโชคชัยอาจจะดีขึ้นหรืออาจจะจากโลกนี้ไปเลยหลังจากรับตัวยาความน่าจะเป็นมีเท่ากัน
ด้วยที่รู้อยู่เต็มอกว่าผลจะออกมาเป็นเช่นไร ถึงแม้ในใจจะไม่กลัวตาย แต่ก็ยังไม่อยากตายเดี๋ยวนั้น
จึงตัดสินใจปฏิเสธการรักษาแผนปัจจุบันตามระบบบริการและกลับมาพักฟื้นที่บ้านเกิด
พร้อมคำพูดที่ฝังใจและยังก้องอยู่ในหูว่า “น้องจะอยู่ได้อีกไม่นาน” หกเดือนในเวลาที่เหลือที่มี หกเดือนที่หมอบอกว่าเหลือแค่นี้
แต่คืนวันที่ผ่านพ้น กับการดิ้นรนแสวงหาวิธีรักษาตามประสาคนเป็นพ่อแม่ ประกอบกับ “จิต”
ที่เข้มแข็งอย่างทรงพลัง ด้วยความหวังว่าสักวันต้องหาย ต้องกลับมาเป็นคนดีคนเดิมของพ่อและแม่ให้ได้
อีกทั้ง “ใจ” ที่แข็งแกร่งเกินวัย บวกกับกำลังใจจากเพื่อนสนิทผู้ใกล้ชิด รวมถึงคนรู้ใจ ชีวิตจึงยังคงดำเนินต่อไปด้วยแรงกายแรงใจเท่าที่มี
จากวันนั้นถึงวันนี้ กว่าสองปีที่ทรมาน กว่าสองปีที่ยังคงรอคอยปาฏิหาริย์ กว่าสองปีที่ความหวังยังไม่หมดไป
ตราบใดที่ลมหายใจยังมี และตราบที่ความรักยังเปี่ยมล้นหัวใจ ซึ่งไม่ใช่แค่รักตัวเอง หากแต่คือรักอันใสบริสุทธิ์เท่าที่บุตรคนหนึ่งจะพึงมีต่อบุพการี
ด้วยอยากกลับมาทำความดีทดแทนพระคุณ รองจากนั้นคือรักที่มีต่อหมู่มิตรสหาย อยากได้วันวานคืนมา
และรักเดียวที่มีให้เธอ คนที่ทำให้รู้ว่า “รัก” มีอยู่จริง ไม่ใช่จินตนาการ
เป็นกำลังใจให้ "โพ โชคชัย คงแก้ว" และครอบครัว ผู้ที่มีจิตใจแกร่งและเข้มแข็งมากๆ


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