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Author:  SexyLilSeaOtter [ Wed May 01, 2019 8:57 am ]
Post subject:  My birthday is in like, 8 days.

https://www.amazon.com/Briggs-Stratton- ... 2295&psc=1

I want this and or a penguin tranny stripper.

Thank you for your consideration.

Author:  Shaggboy [ Wed May 01, 2019 9:59 am ]
Post subject:  Re: My birthday is in like, 8 days.

Happy birthmonth bro, mine is also this month.

what do you need the compressor for?

Author:  SexyLilSeaOtter [ Wed May 01, 2019 10:08 am ]
Post subject:  Re: My birthday is in like, 8 days.

Rototiller engine

Author:  Pantsman [ Fri May 03, 2019 3:16 am ]
Post subject:  Re: My birthday is in like, 8 days.

SexyLilSeaOtter wrote:
Rototiller engine


For the propeller beanie?

Author:  SexyLilSeaOtter [ Thu May 09, 2019 11:32 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: My birthday is in like, 8 days.

YomToxic wrote:
SexyLilSeaOtter wrote:
Rototiller engine


For the propeller beanie?


Hanzos mom was sick of his tiny penis and low stamina so I’m going to power her vibrator with it for her.

JK her vibrator is electric not gas.


No, I own some property and am going to use it to power a band saw to turn the trees I cut down into timber boards and use them to finish the inside of the cabin the meth head who owned it before me ramshackled together.

That’s the awesome thing about these tiny lawnmower/garden equipment engines, you can literally power anything with them.



I did end up ordering it but it may have been stolen off my porch cause I have yet to receive it.

Author:  Pantsman [ Fri May 10, 2019 1:43 am ]
Post subject:  Re: My birthday is in like, 8 days.

SexyLilSeaOtter wrote:
YomToxic wrote:
SexyLilSeaOtter wrote:
Rototiller engine


For the propeller beanie?


Hanzos mom was sick of his tiny penis and low stamina so I’m going to power her vibrator with it for her.

JK her vibrator is electric not gas.


No, I own some property and am going to use it to power a band saw to turn the trees I cut down into timber boards and use them to finish the inside of the cabin the meth head who owned it before me ramshackled together.

That’s the awesome thing about these tiny lawnmower/garden equipment engines, you can literally power anything with them.



I did end up ordering it but it may have been stolen off my porch cause I have yet to receive it.


See, this is why you put landmines 'round your porch.

Author:  Shaggboy [ Fri May 10, 2019 9:49 am ]
Post subject:  Re: My birthday is in like, 8 days.

SexyLilSeaOtter wrote:
Hanzos mom was sick of his tiny penis and low stamina so I’m going to power her vibrator with it for her.


Do you have her phone no. by any chance?

I heard she blows like a leaf blower, I want to check that out.

she won't need the vibrator when I'm done with her ;)

Author:  Odin Anarki [ Mon Jul 08, 2019 5:58 am ]
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