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Author:  RV-007 [ Thu May 16, 2019 7:40 pm ]
Post subject:  What If There Exists a Oil Lamp of Turning/Reversing Wishes?

You hear about genie lamps that grant some wish. Sometimes, there are people/souls that take the wishing too far. I thought of a proposal to remedy to that problem!

There should be a lamp of black or dark dull colour. It needs no genie, nor rub. It is considered sentient/sapient. It might not be alive in some sense, for it is indestructible/unmanipulative and it connects to the damned wisher as long he/she/it persists in unrelenting wishing/lust/craving. Until he/she/it finally and ultimately resolves the temptation that permeates the sin, it shall remain within the wisher's vicinity and sense of self. If permitted, it shall also remain by other's acknowledgement of such disturbance.

It will not run out of reserved inquiry to hear/feel wishes (of a certain nature), for it was forged from the fires of hell, forever eternal. Whenever a wish is made by the said wisher, the lamp will deny/overturn it due to the lack of merit behind the wish. Instead, the most of unwishes (wish of least/no desire) opposite will be granted.

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I think it would be cool in some reservations. Of course, if it happens to the population. I guess Apocalypse has already started and the Rapture is over.

That's some good no coin drop wishing fun!

Author:  Shaggboy [ Fri May 17, 2019 6:39 am ]
Post subject:  Re: What If There Exists a Oil Lamp of Turning/Reversing Wis

This reminds me of a joke:
*please read in Samuel L. Jackson voice, for added effect*

So a nigga is lost in the desert. after walking the desert for days without water, he finds a magical lamp. The nigga rubs the lamp and so a nigga genie appears!

The nigga genie offers the nigga three wishes.

So the nigga first ask for a lot of water, he wants to drink and be all wet. second, the nigga ask to be white, since this is much better. lastly, the nigga ask that many bitches will sit on his face every day, this is his kink.

And so, the genie turns him into a toilet.

Author:  RV-007 [ Fri May 17, 2019 8:34 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: What If There Exists a Oil Lamp of Turning/Reversing Wis

Good times, good times.

I wish I could add in some magical desert setting story, but maybe I am stretching too far from the lamp context. Maybe next time.

Author:  Odin Anarki [ Mon Jul 08, 2019 5:15 am ]
Post subject:  Re: What If There Exists a Oil Lamp of Turning/Reversing Wis

This exists, and is called karma

Author:  RV-007 [ Fri Apr 17, 2020 7:07 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: What If There Exists a Oil Lamp of Turning/Reversing Wis

You know, I made this thread in response to many of persistent wishers, a.k.a. naggers. Sure, we all may learned about being lazy bastards that do nothing more than wishing.

Where do wishes come from? Wish from folklore? Wish from ancient times? Wish from Arabic lore?

I think that even to this day, the magic oil lamp persists beyond all other stories due to the sphere of influence. According to the story, a believer of the/his way may be bestowed a wish upon a discovery of a magic lamp. Some blue genie steams out, states some address of deeds, and notifies the condition of the wish(es). No more, no less. Sometimes, it's not a gift, but an ordeal. Something like, "I'm recording you, your conditions, your wish, all those details to Allah! And then, you might get it!" *boom* *thunder strike* *sandstorm* *smoke*
music?
NO, IT'S NOT GOOD LUCK TRICK!

Author:  Odin Anarki [ Mon Nov 28, 2022 6:01 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: What If There Exists a Oil Lamp of Turning/Reversing Wis

I am a desert flood until you get out from under my rug. Straight thuggin till this city lives. Stay Huggin till it's Pumpin.
Pumpkin Trouble Doublin.
I am a desert flood until you get out from under my rug. Straight thuggin till this city lives. Stay Huggin till it's Pumpin.
Pumpkin Trouble Doublin.
Punk in Dublin.
But not Drunk in Public.
Aint that Sumthin.
Aint Sumpin Sumpin.
Buttercup.
Or Dumpling.
Put shame to Thomas Mutton.
Cause he
Ain't got nuthin on my
Gluttonous Nutting.
One More Time.
Put shame to Thomas Mutton.
Cause he
Ain't got nuthin on my
Gluttonous Nutting.
Fuck Supervisor.
Tough it.
Out Running.
In Gunning.
Queen Hunting.
Reed Drumming.
Red Rumming.
Read the announcement.
I'm Coming.
For your Head.
Feed your Head.
The black rabbit said.
Feed your Bed.
With your thread.
Stick the Needle in.
It's not a threat.
Play with your Pet.
Read the announcement.
I'm Coming.
For your Head.
Feed your Head.
The black rabbit said.
Feed your Bed.
With your thread.
Stick the Needle in.
It's not a threat.
Play with your Pet.
You Won't Regret it.
I bet.
My credit.
On that wetness.
In your debt.
It Just Aint Right
Because it's left.
I'll take that theft
And spend my
Heaven Coins.
On Sex.
So fucking what if I get set on fire
I hired a maid.
I wired a great sum of
hentai to your Place
Weather: Breathless
whether you taste
weapons of disgrace
or virtues of sin.
Within.
Trust me

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