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Author:  Shaggboy [ Wed May 22, 2019 2:31 pm ]
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Hello chubbies,

So I blew the dust off my training clothes and sports shoes, and did a little work out.
I haven't worked out for a long time, and I don't live healthy so much, but still I am sexy AF.
I will keep a log here and update it from time to time to keep track of my progress and for motivation.
Don't expect any before\after photos, but if you want my dick pics, please PM me.

first workout was quite lame, I trained at the park near my house.
push ups: 15,8
sit ups: 30,30
mountain climbers: 30
pull ups: 1 :(
run: 5 min
walk: 30 min

Current objectives:
1. Reach the top of the rope in the park.
2. Go swimming.
3. Build a training program.
4. "Workout" with H A N Z O's mom.

Author:  Pantsman [ Thu May 30, 2019 8:02 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: so I started working out

I wish I had some more fat. :(

Author:  Odin Anarki [ Mon Jul 08, 2019 5:02 am ]
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You'd be suprised to learn that most forkheads are rather attractive.

It's some odd force of the universe at play.

Author:  Shaggboy [ Fri Jul 12, 2019 11:17 am ]
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t3H fuck1nG uNIVERSE! wrote:
You'd be suprised to learn that most forkheads are rather attractive.

It's some odd force of the universe at play.


send me a dick pic as proof.

Author:  Pantsman [ Fri Jul 12, 2019 3:23 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: so I started working out

B=D

Author:  Shaggboy [ Sat Jul 13, 2019 12:33 am ]
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YomToxic wrote:
B=D


HAHA Yom has a small one HAHAHAHAHA

mine is like B=======================D

Author:  Odin Anarki [ Sat Jul 13, 2019 1:32 am ]
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Shaggboy wrote:
t3H fuck1nG uNIVERSE! wrote:
You'd be suprised to learn that most forkheads are rather attractive.

It's some odd force of the universe at play.


send me a dick pic as proof.

Literally ghey.
:chocoban

Author:  Shaggboy [ Sat Jul 13, 2019 4:36 pm ]
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t3H fuck1nG uNIVERSE! wrote:
Shaggboy wrote:
t3H fuck1nG uNIVERSE! wrote:
You'd be suprised to learn that most forkheads are rather attractive.

It's some odd force of the universe at play.


send me a dick pic as proof.

Literally ghey.
:chocoban


Whatever dude, you are gay infinity. I won.

Author:  RV-007 [ Sun Jul 14, 2019 3:16 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: so I started working out

Look, we are all virgins. No need to go all out hormonal.

Why not we buy a dating sims visual novel instead?
That way, we can work out our current score factors below.

STR = 50;
INT = 25;
CHR = -100;

Author:  Shaggboy [ Sun Jul 14, 2019 4:28 pm ]
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RV-007 wrote:
Look, we are all virgins. No need to go all out hormonal.

Why not we buy a dating sims visual novel instead?
That way, we can work out our current score factors below.

STR = 50;
INT = 25;
CHR = -100;


Then our only option is to go to the bar and chug beer. best way to gain CHR!

Author:  RV-007 [ Sun Jul 14, 2019 7:56 pm ]
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Don't drug me though!

I can tell that this topic might spur on a 'random jealous guy(s) encounter' idea for dating sims. Greasers or Beatniks reference?

Author:  Shaggboy [ Sun Jul 14, 2019 10:53 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: so I started working out

RV-007 wrote:
Don't drug me though!

I can tell that this topic might spur on a 'random jealous guy(s) encounter' idea for dating sims. Greasers or Beatniks reference?


Papa Oh Blimey! a big milestone in music history!

I did not play much sim date games, I mostly played hina RPG, Simgirls, Ganguro girls.

I never bought a game though, but if something good will come my way I will try it out!

note: the best sim date game is life itself.

Author:  Pantsman [ Mon Jul 15, 2019 11:14 pm ]
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Shaggboy wrote:
YomToxic wrote:
B=D


HAHA Yom has a small one HAHAHAHAHA

mine is like B=======================D


"NOOOO I HAVE BEEN DEFEATED."

MEANWHILE ON THE FUCKING MOON.

Rita Hentaisler wrote:
MAGIC WAND, MAKE HIS MONSTER GROW!

Author:  Shaggboy [ Tue Jul 16, 2019 12:22 am ]
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and so, Rita created and gave to the world the Poke'Dics!

giant tournaments will be held. where the trainer with the best dick will win! only one shall prevail!

"Electrodick use heatbutt!"
"Dicksnake use rockhard slam!"

the winner in this tournament will get to lose is virginity.

bonus:
here is my dick pic:
Spoiler: show
Image

Author:  Odin Anarki [ Wed Jul 17, 2019 5:03 pm ]
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The mere visual recording of my dick has been known to cause glitches in the matrix, mild earthquakes on the other side of the globe, unexplained lightning strikes in your surrounding area and uncurable brain cancer so for your safety I will withhold it.

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