I'M BACK, FUCKHEADS AND I'M PISSED!!!!

Whalecum to the first edition of "Don't you hate that shit?". A post where I post my frustrations in everyday life and see if y'all relate... or something. Now, before you ask if I'm ripping off EDP445? Yes, but seeing as how he's a disgusting pedo who needs to be locked up at Seaworld or at the Circus, I'm stealing it! Let's begin!

- Don't you hate that shit when you wanna get a goodnights sleep, but your brain wants to be a total fuckass and give you the assholiest of dreams? Like, bruh, going down the stairs and falling in your dream only to wake up like "what the fuck, cuh?" HATE THAT SHIT! Or like last night, I got fucking earraped in my own dream and went deaf in dream! I dunno if y'all have fucked up dreams like I do, but goddamn it, I might need to get checked out or something, story of my life DX Of course I have to mention the urinal dreams. FUCK! Unless you're like me and are able to kick out of your dream WWE style, prepare to be self R-Kelly'd. Bottom line, my brain sucks >:(

- Don't you hate it when cops are around and you have to drive slow so you don't get pulled over, but these mofo's drive like goddamn Knight Rider going 70 in a 55 or some shit! Like, I thought your asses uphold the law, not break it while enforcing it! I mean, I hope my ass isn't the only one who notices this behavior. To keep it short, NWA had the right idea. I think y'all have heard enough of "ACAB" bla bla bla, so I won't bore your ass, but still. Some hypocritical ass shit, ya feel?

- Don't you get pissed off while jacking off when you can't find that one PornHub video that made you bust a MEGA N U T, but then when you try to look that shit up, just like the fuckin' Houdini it's gone! Like, what the hell? Mother fucks got a cease & desist or some shit? The hoes in the video have a change of heart and wanna get into a Corporate job or some shit where she didn't need a side hustle making pornos or something? Then you have a disappointing orgasm, because you couldn't find that grail of a video and turn your hand into the Infinity Gauntlet giving you the feeling of a God bustin' a nut. Try looking high and low from the common websites like PornHub, XNXX, XVideos, to searching to virus ridden websites hoping to GOD you find it, only to be limp dicked. It sucks!

- Speaking of Magic Good, why the fuck is there not more Slutty McSlut hentai out there?! If y'all aren't a part of the FH discord, I make it VERY CLEAR AF that I wanna fuck Slutty and talk about hentai of her... OR LACK THEROF!!! Like shit, bitch! The games have been out since like what? 2004? Almost 20 years of our games, but hardly any hentai of that sexy catgirl! I have better luck finding Jimmy Hoffa's remains than I do casually searching for SMS hentai! Guess I'll take one for the team and commission art, then awareness spreads of her which = moar hentai! WE ALL WIN!!!!

- Finally, don't it piss you off when you try to set up a new router, it fucks, you call your ISP, the line tells you 30 minutes, but your bitch ass has to wait an hour? Like, fuck me sideways! I just wanna look up some porn and I can't, because it wants to do diddly fuck and not work! Then, your hoe ass has to wait for an eternity to get a hold of someone and MAYBE it works. It's obviously working now, but goddamn, talk about an annoyance. I'd rather have my balls hit like a piñata than to bear this shit again!

This is the madassgamer and I'm gonna go on an Indiana Jones adventure for Slutty McSlut hentai!

This sounds like the beginning of an epic adventure.

You don't want my dreams you are playing easy mode.

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http://mailer.patriotunitednews.com/ga/ ... u735a65d16

you weren't far off your assumption it would seem.

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Wow, thousand times kudo's for being the only politician i know taking a sex positive approach to this degree. And I want to support that.

But man, does the face of sex positivity in politics have to be him? I don't think that would help much.

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As we drink from the night itself
As we drink from the night itself
As we drink from the night itself

who's to say we aren't our shadow too

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I am a desert flood until you get out from under my rug. Straight thuggin till this city lives. Stay Huggin till it's Pumpin.
Pumpkin

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I am a desert flood until you get out from under my rug. Straight thuggin till this city lives. Stay Huggin till it's Pumpin.
Pumpkin Trouble

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