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 Coronavirus or not, I shaved my own head! Among other things
Yup, I did.
Man, shaving the face can take more time than the head (at most approximately one hour)!
I guess this is the guy's beauty parlor salon!
Take your time guys, take your time!

Learn from me, don't dry shave, it doesn't work that way.
Wet shave is messy preparation, but makes more shaving/trimming more efficient.
Of course you don't need to shower first, it'll get messy anyways!
Remove your clothes before shaving, particularly head.
Otherwise, wear a barber cloak.

I tried the following detachable blade heads for the following methods
THAT MEANS SNAP-OFF/ON, NO SWISS ARMY POCKET KNIFE REQUIRED!
Precision Blade Head with a stubble guide (parallel position for both head surface and guide comb, not tip of the point [how stupid of me to realize just that!]); for shaving hair
Precision Blade Head without a stubble guide first (use the tip of the point shave the visible facial hair until they are reduced in size; no pressing the flat surface of the blade head to your face, it will eventually burn your face! [DANGER: tip of the point can still be a minor straight razor hazard so be careful]) and Dual-Foil Shaver (Blade) Head second (use your fingers to feel for any hairy prickliness [the more invisible facial hair] to shave off for a smooth finishing touch to your face); for shaving face (but not too hard on pressure! [blade heads can bite!])
THE METHOD BELOW IS NOT FOR SLOPED SIDEBURNS! IF YOU WANT TO LOOK FUCKING SOPHISTICATEDLY BEAUTIFUL, AND NOT BASIC, CHANGE STUBBLE GUIDES AS YOU SHAVE DOWN THE SLOPED SIDEBURN MARKS! OF COURSE, YOU DON'T NEED ANY STUBBLE GUIDES; THE CHOICE IS UP TO YOU!
Precision Blade Head without a stubble guide first (use the tip of the point shave down the marked sideburns until the sideburns below the marks are reduced in size; no pressing the flat surface of the blade head will eventually burn your face! [DANGER: tip of the point can still be a minor straight razor hazard so be careful]) and Dual-Foil Shaver (Blade) Head second (to level off the shaved off sideburns to the skin [unless you wanted to level with your regrowing mustache and beard]); for shaving down marked sideburns (but not too hard on pressure! [blade heads can bite!])

For hair trimming,
I use the thinest stubble guide comb possible so if I mess it up, lol.
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So why I make this topic?
The news say that the fucking coronavirus shut down plenty of shops ill equipped to fend off the coronavirus. That includes restaurants, bars, sometimes federals, and now barbershops.

Barbershops, the place to talk and shit.
The place full of hair though, maybe little talk is good.
Hair and coronavirus, that could be bad.
Hang in dere, boi!

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Post Re: Coronavirus or not, I shaved my own head!
Oh, and don't panic when the haircut need arises.

Doing so might lead you to shave with your upper garments on. Otherwise, you need some barber cloak.

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Post Re: Coronavirus or not, I shaved my own head!
I decided to put up a coronavirus media reference for kicks, lol.

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Corona song? Hehehe.

The Knacks - My Sharona!

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The Knacks - Bye, Corona!

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ZDoggMD - My Corona | A "My Sharona" Viral Anthem

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InVoca / by Raúl Irabién - Coronavirus Rhapsody (based on Bohemian Rhapsody) - Covid19

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Post Re: Coronavirus or not, I shaved my own head!
Judging from ye avatar, it implies of the summer season.

Then you are given the option of frozen ice cream (the tub size).
Should chill out any dehydrated spots steaming from your head.

Liquid works, but ice is forevers.

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Oh, and try not to touch the blood clot of your nose, it can bleed out profusely. Cold bath is momentary relief.

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Post Re: Coronavirus or not, I shaved my own head!
Okay, serious makeshift ghetto shit.

You can make your own coronavirus bandanna/scarf mask.
And yes, it's also a workaround from the crimping of your fucking nose.
It's not the normal bandanna tie and it's a (bit) more comfortable than that.

HOWEVER, YOU DON'T GET THOSE EAR DWEEB MASKS THAT NERDS OUT YOUR FUCKING EARS! DON'T BE A EAR DWEEB, RESPECT WHAT GOD HAS GIVEN YOU, GIRL! DO THE DIY MASK THE RIGHT WAY!

But first, you need something called a 1/4" inch white braided 'elastic (notion)'. It is exclusively called by the textile industry jargon that way. Hey, it's a common cottage industry too, right? Measurement must be 1/4" inch. 1/8" inch might be too thin, might snap. Yes, design must be braided. Knit is too sensitive for our masks. Something of a stretch, but yeah. Listen to what yo mama told you!

1. Okay, with your banana, fold into a rectangle half.

2. Unrolling the elastic yard/bundle/roll/bobbin, measure up to the length of the rectangle half. Cut off the portion.

3. Wrapping the notion around your head, with the ends in front of your face, stretch and recline the string by finger measurements (you human, not a mass manufactured standard product). The inclination shows you how tight the string will choke you. The perfect fit is a good snug at the start. That be your knot position.

4. Pinning down the knot position, remove the string from your head. Realign your string by a folded half. Holding down the knot position, tie with the ends. Then, lead the ends to the other side of held knot position. Tie with the ends from that side. You should have a elastic loop that fits your face.

5. Unfolding your bandanna fold, insert half of it within the loop. Then, fold the halves and measure up to ensure that the loop is around the half of the bandanna. Then, like a curtain, spread the folded bandanna half all over the loop like it was a curtain rod. Just in case, for your informational purposes, the middle of the bandanna mask is the front of head. While the corners is the back of head. Your mask should be set down in a (diamond-shaped) quarter fold for ease of use.

6. Now, you can dress and undress your all so comfortable bandanna mask like a Arabic dancer! Use a transparent scarf, and you be closer as a concubine, or even, a consort!

7. Hahaha! But seriously, we're not done yet! Tie the two bandanna corners of both right or left side (entwined by corner), (tightly enough) together, behind the head. You get two bandanna knots by the time you're done. Use a mirror for both tying and untying, if you must. Lift the band just below the ears and eyes. The front should be horizontally aligned between the nose and cheeks, all line segments below the eyes. You might get some slipping under, but stopping above the nose tip. Just don't turn your head up or else the band might slip over the nose. I hope it doesn't slip under the chin. The back side flaps from the corner knot tie can be a unwanted air current. Just fold the flaps over the elastic knot position (as far as possible). You can (easily) realign the front position of mask should there be any mishaps. Just touch the elastic knot position behind head, and line up for the sides and front line segments for realignment. Remember to deal with the corner knot tie flaps side effect should it occur.
Now, you are corona ready and ready for Arabic action!

For some filter protection, when the need arises, you can fold a half of a paper towel over the loop, under the scarf. You might be to do some layer adjustment, but it should work. Right now, I am testing this theory. Obviously, you breathe less, but clean air is always better.

Oh, if you're ever hot with the mask or filter, you can wet the mask (preferably with clean water) in the specified areas.

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In terms of maintenance, the paper towel filters should last for about a week (UNDER TESTING ATM!). If it doesn't suffice, then go ahead and change daily. Paper towels are disposables. As for washing, you wash the remaining mask materials after one week of use. Yes, even the elastic is washed. Make sure to wash your laundry basket after initiating laundry washing. FACIAL CLOTHING IS FUCKING SENSITIVE, PARTICULARLY OF YOUR OWN HEALTH SO USE YOUR SENSIBILITIES! To hang them dry, hang the scarves and elastics on their respective hangars (elastics to hang over the hooks or just the head). The drying environment must be indoors within the bedroom (or somewhere with less odors as possible), particularly hanged over the rims of both front and rear fan guards on the utmost bottom angle (protective guards of a electric fan). Outdoors and the kitchen can emit more lingering scents so it has to be the bedroom (or somewhere with less odors as possible). Do take care to prevent the stench from infecting the bandannas/scarves (ALSO UNDER TESTING ATM).
In case of undesired breathable levels due to various conditions, I suggest to use a electric fan to disperse the particle pollutants (on both sides). Now that should be easy enough! I also heard that there are other uses for bandannas/scarves, like using them to make a bikini! Complexity of designs vary.

Oh, for the supplies for the bandanna/scarf mask material, I suggest to look into the local sporting goods department store (specializes in outdoors equipment [or order online {I would go for the white gold metallic, white traditional, white texas, and white 4800/4900/4927-oversized_premium series paisleys}]). As for the right elastic material, I haven't found a store that (still) sells these, but they are called fabrics stores. However, I suggest to go straight for the warehouse types for direct access. These guys usually sell in bulk to big time retail clothing resellers/manufacturers, but they shouldn't mind a single order. If you need online communications, well, I guess so?

Note that it's a makeshift. I can buy those corona filter masks with 'around the head elastic straps', but it be a while before I can research for a (steady) supply chain. At the moment, I am hoping that my masks can hold up to an utmost optimum.

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Just saved corona-chan from being obscured by the 4chan delete automation.

It all good! ;P

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Alrite! This is it, muthafucker! This is when the SHIT HITS THE FAN happens! Nevermind the fucking coronavirus itself, the tax is the start of the funeral!

Back in a joke post, I mentioned that the tax is a reaping, or just pushing the poverty/impoverished into desperation situation. It's like a zombie apocalypse because of the added coronavirus. I guess those gun nuts were gonna be rite after all! It's time to furnish up your heaters!

Voting? Voting won't save you. Hmmm... I think it's time to start prepping...

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Well, there's different culture stuff too, I guess.
Waiting the sunrise Weight of the world Alright.

Oh...
And the holidays? They add as bait! Tax + bait == (supplies under pressure)^2; even acts as zombie motives
It's truly nature's seasonal cycle at work, amazing!

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Alright, now you know the drill (and maybe tunes [maybe not]).

It's time to ready for the upheaval, the incoming acts of violence, and even incitement/speech that causes imminent lawless action. Prepare for the... just prepare!

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