Time Limit: Budget/Safe Method in Virtual and Physical Transitions of Parcel Returns with Online Retail?

Self Destruct Sequence 30 sec. (edited)
Aliens's Movie Nostromo AI Self Destruct Sequence Edited to 30 seconds.

Link

So okay, there comes a time when you're tossing between online/virtual and physical shopping prepping transitions, and you need to return some items that you may not need in your possession or likewise. Then again, you may not feel like returning, but you may like that refund/exchange option! Not to mention that you have a deadline before the return grace period expires! Like shopping, it may cost you here as well!

Obviously, the online retailer will provide you some online return labels along with instructions. If you're like anyone else in this world, printing can be a bitch. You will need a acceptable file format for printing/referencing. If your printer cannot do (which may die out during these times), then some office store may provide the printing service. Before you go to the store, you will need a acceptable file format for printing/referencing!

First thing you do is to get printing on those online return labels, but don't print as hard copy (you could, but tons of printing error risk). Instead, try to find an option to print as .pdf file format. This format should be acceptable for the store's printers. However, if not, you can always select and copy the labels. Paste the copied labels in a image editing tool, where you can save the images into another acceptable file format for printing. .jpg should suffice, sorry fanbois, no quality visual file formats (e.g. .png, .bmp, .tif, etc). This is the business office, not the art office.

Have the .pdf/.jpg file formats copied into a usb. Email would work, but who knows what happens in these crazy times? If things go offline, you still have your offline soft copies at hand. With the soft copies stored in the usb, you are expected to keep the device in strict safekeeping until after printing. When you're ready for printing, head to the store and prepare to pay up for goods produced. If pay is accepted, proceed with the usb program. The printer should have a screen to provide output feedback. Use the printer interface to configure your print settings, but remember to print in color. I am not sure what the term 'should' implies, but maybe I'm just paranoid about the matter of some obstruction? Once you have your prints, you may delete the soft copies and stop strict safekeeping. Usbs could be damaged just to let you know!

Too bad you can't assemble the parcel in the office store. It will look shady. It's time to bring your labels outside the store and assemble elsewhere. You might even have to come back at a later time. Welcome to the virtues of snail mail!

Anyways, just cut out the labels and read up on the pre-labeling, labeling, and un-labeling instructions. If possible, follow up on them. Fill in any expected forms in the labels. No stamps required, or at least from the current time of this post first created. I say you're going to need some clear packaging tape for sure. Clear tape is to hold labels onto the box, but allow visibility of label information. Brown packaging tape is expected to enclose box lids/flaps to the box. You can try only clear tape, but it doesn't look so official. Some labels go outside, while at least the said product barcode is to go inside the mailed parcel. The return instructions should tell you which type of parcel carrier pickup locations are allowed. You are to find one location at your behest convenience. If not specified, I suggest to visit a parcel carrier office to mail the package for you. You are to pay for the service fee.

And that's about it, it's easy enough, but not everyone knows from the get go. OPPS! RETURN PERIOD EXPIRED!! TOO SLOW!!! It's one thing to copy for mail, it's another for parcel. It's another to deal with online transition to offline transition and vice versa. I mean, it's all on the web, you know? And then there's physical stuff too. Match and compare, match and compare! It's a boring and tedious topic, yes, but it's something to adjust adapt to. Could come in handy one day. This is a parcel post, thank you for reading this post.

EDIT: December 31, 2021

Well, fuck! I guess that even 4chan archive auto deletes too! Well, fuck 4chan! You fail it! You can't trust those fucking js too, they do site acquisitions and spam churn the content into a meaningless void. Well, every dog has its fucking days!

WELCOME BACK, CORONA CHAN, IN TRUE GLORY!!!
LET'S CELEBRATE FOR THE END OF THE OLD YEAR AND THE BEGINNING OF THE NEW!
No spoilers coverage!

6 months past since the last post.
Below is just the rough draft for managing lockboxes/safes and recommended contents for it. Note that I haven't gone over the details in terms of methods and references. I will just say that keeping valuables in public places should deserve enough security for what's its worth. Just make sure to be wary of insider sabotage so no appraisals! There was a Atari game cartridge theft that occurred earlier.

~~~

First of all, fraud alert with credit bureaus is a mandatory. Info runs the risks of exposure as exchanges occur. No one knows who's on whose side and where they lie in wait for when. Hey, if safes fail to safeguard documents by slips of a crack, fraud alert can help mitigate possible damage. Don't blame yourself, it can happen to anyone.

Security usb keys and full operable phone equipment backups are likely to require a lock into at least a lockbox. The reason for small size is ease of access. These electronic devices are the basis of the old one time passphrase alternative. Backups are in copies or extras, are required in case of failure. I'm not saying there's going to be some harsh aftermath prepper looney aftermath catastrophy or martial law. However, keys and phones do break down over time and sometimes sooner due to possible unforeseen tampering. Such authentication methods deal with several identity constructs and functions so it's just as important as these lockboxes and safes that some people^TM had been hampering about, more or less.

OS boot drives are likely to require a lock into at least a lockbox. Once again, the reason for small size is ease of access. OS boots are basically electronic equipment. Unlike authentication purposes, OS boots are essentially computers of many potentials. Why not share? Well, you're basically saving a copy as a backup. Everybody just need a backup copy just in case. If you want to share, I hope you have more copies to spare. I say it's a matter of exchange, not a free pass, especially a pass of fraud. If you are also concerned about internet security, switch off wifi access in order to better deter criminal use of internet services. Kids, say noes to frauds, no boots, no pass fer yer frauds.

Small karbinger (it has high chance to mitigate loosing hinges [might need replacement {in reserve}] for keys as clunk of mass. Karbingers in general can be inventory organization aptitude. Just how often you would (even by accident or no intention) snap open the mechanism. I say it's an inevitability so small karbingers it be.

So yeah, you got them lockboxes. Not those big ass safes that your momma might use. It's like those small ass lunchbox sized safes. The ones you can actually fit a hand sized firearm in. Remember to get the lockboxes with mechanical barrel lock mechanism. Those wafer tumbler lock mechanisms are said, no, are actually one of the worst lock designs possible. I literally seen a video about a guy opening this type of lock with just a hardened stick of tape layers or a improvised ice_cream/popsicle stick. *Haug*, faug! Probably good for carry conditions, but most likely to fit a hand sized firearm in. If you are looking for quality, last time I checked, it was a Hornady TriPoint. It is a slightly large than the advertised Alpha Elite. I would go for Treklite product, but there's a risk with electronic locks going tampered and the like. Same might go for the mechanical multi-digit combination locks too. Like all safes, lockboxes need some incentive/excuse to lock/bolt down mounts. It's a added security measure thing, not that you can 100% secure the mount anyways. If you got a 10'/20' cable/chain lock, you can secure the lockbox to the adjustable metal bed frame. If you don't have a adjustable metal bed frame, then too bad, you don't get to chain through the holes of the lockbox and bed frame! Sucks to be you! The length of 10'/20' estimate is meant to support chaining down multiple lockboxes. Be sure to leave that lock locked within one of the lockboxes. Any cable/chain lock with a resistant key guard is a better bet than one without. A primary example would be a SnapSafe 10' Chain Padlock. A lockbox technically doesn't have to lock in just firearms. Its size could actually be some sort of handling convenience and ease of access. Imagine lugging a heavy safe door to get something small, especially if the value is not considered too important enough. If you got things small enough for these boxes, then great, it's safeguard, but with ease of access, especially if you think you might need safe ease of access. Alright, how about safes, you say? Safes as in cubic or vertical/narrow shapes, may not do. Cubic shapes make it easy for a single person transport, same applies to vertical/narrow shapes. I would consider something horizontal and wide, even if it eats up the room. Figure out a way to organize room space then. Horizontal shapes may come in the form as underbed safes, but don't worry about the adjustable metal bed frame's height as an interference. Underbed safes don't have to be under the bed. Okay, so what types of underbed safes would suffice? I would have go for Hornady RAPiD Safe AR Gunlocker Safe, but notice that while interior size dimension is reasonable enough, its exterior width measurement is not wide enough to mitigate easy single person transport. Nevermind the height because it is technically a underbed safe in design. Biometrics is also a concern due to its too quick ease of access. Maybe multiple authentication method would be required? The internet already has OTP plus security usb key devices, maybe that could help minimize unauthorized access and record access logs? Even better, if the lock has local and caller alarm. It's a bit Big Brother surveillance (and more so with law enforced OTP and local/[law enforced] caller alarm), but pulling no stops here. Possibly a better alternative would be MonsterVault Low Profile Underbed Safe (yes, it is smaller than the MonsterVault Tactical Safe and is still taller than the underside height of the adjustable metal bed frame [yes, I {initially?} made that mistake, but at least it's transportable by class c]; I would still choose that option because a taller height would only accommodate a taller stack and we all know that amounts to either documents or containers). Not only it is a safe that is long in length and wide in width, it has a drawer door, providing ease of access to container interior and multiple content types. There is no swing door to rummage around in the container interior looking something like a dumpster. In terms of locking/bolting down mounts of underbed safes, I wouldn't sleep assured with the fact that under floor trespassing as a thing, already. Access to bolts bolted down to safe and floor? Yes, you can use filled cement material, but can you trust it enough? Any hole made to the safe is one step closer to engineering access behind the safe's lock. It's a good thing that MonsterVault underbed safes have plating behind its lock. I know that assumption is hypothetical, but theory is a possibility. Regardless, lock/bolt down mount needs to be done. Chaining the safe to the adjustable metal bed frame is considered basic enough. At least the floor suffers less vandalism damage anyways. It's a bit difficult to chain through the safe's fastener mounting holes, but it is very doable. You may chain both sides of the safe when deemed necessary. How about contents? Any key copies and documents containing personal information are a good candidate. Of course, appropriate ammunition, firearm, and sensitive equipment/material are considered container contents as well. Research of car back/front mount for lock cable/chain lock or lockbox pending.

As for proper safekeeping procedures.
Always check for keys before closing/locking lockbox/safe.
Always make sure keys are away from lockbox/safe after unlocking/opening lockbox/safe.
Always activate/authenticate computer/electronic device away from lockbox/safe.
Lockboxes/safes ought to have key required locking mechanism.
Haste makes waste.

I'm not supposed to be the counselor or sex therapist, but I guess emphatic teddy bear shit happens, lol.

If something irrational may have occur during your rational train of thought, it is because of no fault of your own.
Rather, just blame the coronavirus event and any meta stuff you can attach it to.

When things are in deep shit, and you wound up in a kung-fu or gung-ho match, master coronavirus issues out his decrees.

Law of Coronavirus #1:
HI YA! It's a coronavirus world. Kungity fu! Come give to me! Want it too! :>
d_dm2inter.mid
YouAreWhatIEat2.mid
grass2.mid
title.mid

~~~

WELCOME TO THE CORONA DOJO! YAAH!
Look at this feng shei shit! Master the ways, my son!

sometimes I wish you would go deep into learning how to structure your writing so I could follow along with your interesting rants.
But sometimes I like being confused.

_________________

As we drink from the night itself
As we drink from the night itself
As we drink from the night itself

and make haste

_________________

UNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZO RAINUNSTOPABLE HANZ

I am a desert flood until you get out from under my rug. Straight thuggin till this city lives. Stay Huggin till it's Pumpin.
Pumpkin Trouble Doublin.
I am a desert flood until you get out from under my rug. Straight thuggin till this city lives. Stay Huggin till it's Pumpin.
Pumpkin Trouble Doublin.
Punk in Dublin.
But not Drunk in Public.
Aint that Sumthin.
Aint Sumpin Sumpin.
Buttercup.
Or

_________________

This post concerns with the extremities during the cold temperature periods. Right now, it's gone a bit warmer, but there is a chance that regions are still biting cold. Yes, we are talking about below 70 degrees! Yes, we're talking about frostbite, with shit oozing out like a ice cube on a sunny day! Some things can't be avoided due to the effects of environmental frost. That's how it is, but maybe there's something to mitigate with?

As quoted from one of my earlier posts, in a different, topic, the makeshift solution to the frostbiting situation. CAUTION IS ADVISED.
In reflection, the petroleum jelly is some old ass semi-solid waste that's probably cancerous (or the like) to your health. First of all, it smells. Second of all, it's probably toxic, probably toxic enough to compete with coronavirus and any future fungi shit flying around. The jelly will require some getting used to. Of course, there's healthier options at our disposal. Still we are talking about prepper tripper mode cuz we ain't out of the woods yet. Wouldn't hurt to learn something even though the predicaments are a bit (too) late. Lotion is quite expensive and I haven't research any natural means to come by with access. Therefore, I am willing to put up with petroleum jelly. I can't say about the costs, but for sure, it's basic, persistent/sustainable (enough), and probably saves a bit/plenty in use during these times. I can't say about lotion liquid comparing in those three points of argument.

Ah, cough drops. It seems to be a needed gas mask for the coronavirus days. *old german laughs*

This post is not going to be formal nor instructional. It's not like I found the cough drop production recipe. Dat could be a zecret. Ah!

Cough drops are usually a depressant. They seem to create a chilling effect for the body. I think they also reduce stimulated activity, including sex. For those celibacy promoters, I think they have potential to not only reduce the human population (by decreasing sexual stimulus), but also improve on the ecological problem of global warming. It's no doubt that while human beings can improve livelihood, life enrichment, and spirituality, they also can be potential of many negative things. With population control underway, we as societies can focus on other important things than overpopulation. How to implement cough drop ingredients to the environment is a tricky process. Targeting vital dietary sources would be a start. For example, it is said that fish and aqua game have chemicals that may induce sexual stimulus. By introducing the proper cough drop ingredients to the food and water consumed by fishes and related aqua game, we can reduce sexual activity of a species. With the fish population count going down, fish eating people will eat less of the fish, but also of those yucky sexual stimulus. It's true that those fishes and fish eating people (possibly include japan and other countries) may suffer a population decrease, but it's all in the name of fighting overpopulation and global warming! It's almost like genocide or being a control freak, but nobody died in this way! Hey, if you think that's bad, then I have to remind of the coronavirus problem. I think china has found a safe solution to its overpopulation problem once in for all! Now, the state do not have to rely on introducing toxic chemicals (reference link to reduce fertility and pregnancy). I think this hyposexual solution is a winner! Could money be made by such sales? Possibly. Results may vary by consuming medications with cough drop(s).

Fuck, I swore that I wrote a medication topic. Well, this corona/prep topic is good enough.

So if you got that nasal flush application, you laid your tongue down flat in order to suppress the vocal path. Flush your nose!

So if you got that nasal medicine application, you purse your lips to kiss mode, then swing lips sideways to open which nostril to sniff that med.

This topic isn't a official advice post, but should get me started on the publication. I think it would also have enough merit to be in documentation.
That's it for now, I will write some more shit down.

I need me as much of this fish as I can fit into a U-Haul Truck!

_________________

One may choose one's lifestyle. There was just a claim that fish is a food source that may induce sensual/sexual stimulus. Why? I don't know. Maybe maybe it's spicy itchy and salty seawater? Or maybe it's because something about water animals? It might be true that water helps facilitate the procreation of life on Earth from the beginning.

Oh yeah, I forgetten to update the OP or make another topic on the nasal medicine application post. Technical terms, technical terms.

You can see her underwear, it's pink, she wears pink underwear odin!

_________________